New York GOP Convention Protest - The Musical

My weird mind | 8/29/2004 | Shel Silverstein

[Luis Gonzalez]

Well there's gonna be a freakers ball
Tonight at the freakers hall
And you know, you're invited one and all

Come on babies grease your lips
Grab your hats and swing your hips
Don't forget to bring your whips
We're going to the freakers ball

Blow your whistle and bang your gong
Roll up something to take along
It feels so good it must be wrong
We're freakin at the freakers ball

Where all the fags and the dykes they're boogyin' together
The leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather
The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too
Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you"

The FBI are dancing with the junkies
All the straights, are swinging with the fogies
Across the floor and up the wall
We're freakin at the freakers ball
Yall, we're freakin at the freakers ball

Everybody's kissing each other
Brother with sister, son with mother
Smear my body up with butter
Take me to the freakers ball

Pass that roach please and pour the wine
I'll kiss yours if you'll kiss mine
I'm gonna boogie till i go blind
We're freakin at the freakers ball

White ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones
Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones
The greatest of the sadist and the masochists too
Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you"

Everybody's fallin' in batches
Pyromaniacs striking matches
I'm gonna itch me where it scratches
Freaking at the freakers ball

[Luis Gonzalez]

[RichInOC]

Shel Silverstein, R.I.P.

[aposiopetic]

Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones

Maybe this is why they favor the party condoning infanticide.

[Luis Gonzalez]

Man!

I should have credited Shel for the lyrics, it looks like I'm taking credit for them.

Mod, can you put "Shel Silverstein" in the author field?

[Admin Moderator]

Done. Thanks.

[Luis Gonzalez]

No, thank YOU!

[T'wit]

I am endlessly fascinated by the lengths left-wingers will go to, to make themselves look bizarre, diseased, idiotic, malformed, deranged, stoned, perverted or dead.

I suppose it is a useful debate form -- you never have to think a thought or face a fact. You just dress up and play let's pretend, as if you were seven years old again.

[concerned about politics]

NYC. LOL. A bunch of smelly, hippie pinko commie fagots roaming around without a leash. Ew.
The Democrats must be soooooo embarrassed. These are Kerry supporters. Every lower life form on the planet is showing their......what ever! LOL!
The body stink around there is awful. My aunt went to get bread and almost puked from the smell !! She said she'd never smelt such putrid people in her life. It's a mix of puke and urine.

[Admin Moderator]

Glad to help.

[John Lenin]

You're hired !

[Torie]

You are certain amazing talents. LOL.