Brass knuckles under oversided gloves immediately comes to mind......
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"...Brass knuckles under oversided gloves immediately comes to mind......"
A roll of dimes or a shotgun shell in the fist helps too - just bear in mind that you'll probably be outnumbered all to hell!
But if you really enjoy a rip snorting root-a-toot-hoot kickkarse old fashioned massive mixup and Irish style Donnybrook, then I'd say NYC is your town and tonight (and possibly spilling over into tomorrow night as well) is your night!
Break out the ANV "Stars and Bars" (why be PC under these circumstances?), a hearty "YEEEEEEE-Hah!!!"" for Ol' Marse Robert, and givvum hell in a bucket of LOO-izzianna tobbasco sauce!
If these pukes want a "Civil War", why don't you Southern boys just come up an' show 'em how it's done?
Don't forget the keg of Bud to get things going and a couplla fifths of Jack Daniels to celebrate victory with when the party's over.
Come to think of it, a "Counterprotest" by about a thousand Texas Volunteers might well be rather entertaining!
Didn't "W" publicly tell the Islammonazi Jihaddists shortly after 9/11/01 that if War is what they wanted, WAR is what they were gonna git"?
Hope to see you alive on Monday, Cabelieros!