Who's going to make the "spitball" bumper stickers? [Vanity]

Libertarian4Bush

[Libertarian4Bush]

The spitball comment is one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time, and in its context, it was even more powerful. It made me giggle maniacally, but not before my jaw dropped open with disbelief that SOMEONE was actually taking a Democrat to the woodshed for once!

It is in the spirit of that pride that I assign homework to our more artisically talented FReepers:

We absolutely MUST rub this in the libs' faces. One idea is maybe a "Sergeant Spitball", complete with this pic of course:

Or maybe a Clinton tribute... something like "Decision 2004: It's the Spitballs, Stupid!", with the NASA pic?

hmmm. that's odd. it seemed a lot funnier before I realized I only had two.

oh well. that's why I'm delegating. let's take advantage of this powerful speech.

[Boundless]

Gotta tell ya' I think a variation on the

"outsourcing our national security"

line is an arrow that strikes truer and deeper,
and will have more resonance with people who will
see the bumper sticker, but didn't see Zell's speech.

[KTpig]

You go out for one evening and you are in total darkness concerning the importance of spitballs. I knew I should have stayed home.

[concerned about politics]

"Sergeant Spitball",

We've been referring to him as "The Spit Ball Commander" here at home. My 14 year old came up with that one.

[Jaysun]

The spitball comment is one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time, and in its context, it was even more powerful. It made me giggle maniacally, but not before my jaw dropped open with disbelief that SOMEONE was actually taking a Democrat to the woodshed for once!

I laughed so hard that I blacked out. He was pissed.

[HawkeyeLonewolf]

Spitball with Chrissy Matthews.

[concerned about politics]

Spitball with Chrissy Matthews.

LOL

[Libertarian4Bush]

just give this guy a straw:

[ladyinred]

One of the greatest lines ever! I am sure registered could come up with something along those lines. The outsourcing one was brilliant also.

[Nateman]

Remember that famous picture of Dukakis in the tank? How about that picture with Kerry sitting in the back of Duckcaca wearing his sperm suit saying "no no ! This cannon is too insensitive! How about I shoot them with this spitball instead?" (with even Doocaca looking at him like he's a damn fool )

[Libertarian4Bush]

I am sure registered could come up with something along those lines.

paging our local artistic genius...

[Mike Fieschko]

How about just SPITBALLS ?

If you want a long one, do a take off on those bumperstrips which say

'Wouldn't it be nice if the Pentagon had to hold a bake sale to buy spitballs? - John Kerry'

[HawkeyeLonewolf]

Working on one now -- expect(orate) it HERE very soon.

[Merry]

The spitball quote is in the prominent article on CNN.com

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

"John Kerry for Spitball Control"

[beyond the sea]

Who's going to make the "spitball" bumper stickers?

Yes, and who is going to make the DUELING bumper stickers?

Larry Gatlin is on MSNBC right now, saying down south being RUDE is real bad. Matthews is RUDE. Time to kick rear!

[HawkeyeLonewolf]

SpitBalls Sticker Here

[Nateman]

Kerry is dressed up like Patton (with his purple ouchies prominently displayed ) In back of him is a
huge American flag with "a stronger American" written all over it. In his hands he is displaying a straw
with a spitwad in it. he says: "We must make sure the enemy dies for HIS country not out guys for
ours! In order to achieve this I voted against all those other weapons systems for this, the M1
individual infantry lung powered pneumatically ejected masticated paper product ultralight mobile
projectile launcher!"

[HawkeyeLonewolf]

[Gucho]

SPITBALL [n] a projectile made by chewing a piece of paper and shaping it into a sphere. A staw works good as a shooter. Clay balls and beans also work good as projectiles. Spitball Kerry! No B-1, no B-2, no Apache, no Aegis, no F-14a, no F-15 Eagle, just SPITBALLS!!