Are you next door to him? If so, put a sign up with an arrow pointing to his house saying "Look what the Bush economy has done to this poor man.... I think he has two or three kitchens... so he doesn't know where his next meal is coming from"
Fortunately he lives about 100+ yards from me.
The other whiners on the cul de sac, know better than try their whines/lies with me.