October would be nice. ;)
Halloween surprise?
(At John F'n Kerry's house in Nantucket on Halloween night...A loud KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCKING on the door)
Kerry: Who's there?
Voice: Trick or treat!
(Kerry slowly and cautiously opens the door and sees a REAL tall kid in a bin Laden costume)
Kerry: Very funny.
(From behind bin Laden steps President Bush)
Bush: SURPRISE!
Kerry: TERAAAAAYYZAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
(The president goes snickering into the night)