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Yeah, He's a BIG Red Sox Fan
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| 9/4/04
| Rolen, Jeter
Posted on 09/04/2004 9:07:09 AM PDT by NotchJohnson
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This is hilarious!
To: NotchJohnson
But his trip to Cambodia is seared - seared - in his memory...no, wait...I mean...that is...er, my staff will get back to you on these issues later
To: NotchJohnson
Anyone hear the excerpt from the Kerry Midnight Desperation Rally where Kerry said "Something very important in our world happened last night" (the
night of W's acceptance speech, of course)"...the
Red Sox are now within 2 1/2 games of the Yankees!"
A) Wrong. They were 3 1/2 games back. After last
night's win and the Yankees' loss to Balt., they
are indeed 2 1/2 back, but not on Thu night!
B) He giggled and sounded like he'd "gotten a bad
ice cube". Been taking a swig of Ted's Chivas
Regal, senator? :)
To: NotchJohnson
Box score reads:
Kerry - NO runs, NO hits, ALL ERRORS!
To: NotchJohnson
The idea of having to shed blood to obtain my required Purple Hearts was not acceptable, so we changed the policy. I'm going to go have some fun, "
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posted on
09/04/2004 9:13:57 AM PDT
by
Delta 21
(MKC USCG -ret)
To: NotchJohnson
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posted on
09/04/2004 9:14:15 AM PDT
by
sonofatpatcher2
(Texas, Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
To: raccoonradio
Ted Kennedy has said his favorite players are "Mike
McGwire and Sammy Sooser" (hic!)
To: leprechaun9
As MAD magazine once said of a politician (Carter, I
think), "has no balls and two strikes against him..."
To: NotchJohnson
Is someone who attains the presidency by getting a walk in any position to achieve much, either domestically or internationally? That depends. How many outs were there? Who's up next? What inning is it, what's the score? This requires a nuanced answer that you won't be getting from that cowboy down in Crawford.
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posted on
09/04/2004 9:16:24 AM PDT
by
Lonesome in Massachussets
("And oftentimes, to win us to our harm, the instruments of darkness tell us truths")
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posted on
09/04/2004 9:16:35 AM PDT
by
jla
To: NotchJohnson
He wasn't scheduled to be there, but at the last minute decided to attend the game................
Yankees and Red Sox at Fenway Park.4 front row seats adjacent to the dugout and 4 more in the row behind.And they claim this was a LAST MINUTE DECISION?
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posted on
09/04/2004 9:19:59 AM PDT
by
alydar
To: NotchJohnson
Too funny. I hope we are soon going to be in a position to take pity upon poor John Kerry.
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posted on
09/04/2004 9:20:21 AM PDT
by
doug from upland
(John Kerry cried and asked TaRAYaz to make the SwiftVets stop)
To: leprechaun9
Box score reads: Kerry - NO runs, NO hits, NO BALLS! ALL ERRORS!
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posted on
09/04/2004 9:20:26 AM PDT
by
jamaly
(Jesus And Momma Always Love You)
To: NotchJohnson
John Kerry last week professed to be a big fan of "Manny Ortez," then re-emphasized the phoofery by correcting it to "David Ortez." No, that was Dave (Baby) Cortez and "The Happy Organ." A few years back Kerry went on a Boston station with Eddie Andelman and said "my favorite Red Sox player of all time is The Walking Man, Eddie Yost," who never played for the Red Sox. For those of you who aren't baseball fans, Kerry confused Red Sox first baseman David Ortiz with Red Sox left fielder Manny Ramirez (yeah, he never misses a Yankees-Red Sox series).
Woah! the man is sKerry, for sure.
Reminds me of the campaign trail gaffe by Howard Dean. Dean bragged of being a big fan of the Bible, after he found out [from a recent poll] that the American people like to hear of their candidate's view of God.
A reporter then asked him who his favoite New Testament author was. Dean said, "Job".
Doah!!!
To: NotchJohnson
This will rank up there with one of my all time favorite quotes:
"I've heard Eric Clapner, ... I think it was a wonderful thing that Eric Clapner the musician did...So I think that's the wonderful part about it, but listen - I like Eric Clapner!" listen
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posted on
09/04/2004 9:22:46 AM PDT
by
admiralsn
("Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.'")
To: NotchJohnson
"I'm going to go have some fun," said Kerry.
He needed a break from doing all that wind surfing.
To: alydar
Yankees and Red Sox at Fenway Park.4 front row seats adjacent to the dugout and 4 more in the row behind.And they claim this was a LAST MINUTE DECISION? As if that weren't bad enough -- that night, he pre-empted the National Guardsman who was supposed to throw out the first pitch. Can't have the 'little people' get in the way of a good photo-op.
He then blamed the guardman for his pathetic pitch because he wanted to 'go easy' on the nervous soldier. (It's never his fault, dontcha know.)
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posted on
09/04/2004 9:29:00 AM PDT
by
Bob
To: admiralsn
"I've heard Eric Clapner, ... I think it was a wonderful thing that Eric Clapner the musician did...So I think that's the wonderful part about it, but listen - I like Eric Clapner!" listen Sounds like the encounter that AlGore had with a female singer (I forget who) during the 2000 campaign. When he told her he was a big fan of hers, she asked him to name one of her songs. He couldn't. Some 'fan'! :=)
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posted on
09/04/2004 9:32:23 AM PDT
by
Bob
To: Bob
This from somebody who was there:The soldier seated next to him at the start of the game was escorted out and sent to the next to last row in the grandstand after the second inning.
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posted on
09/04/2004 9:41:12 AM PDT
by
alydar
To: NotchJohnson
Kerry said he was still mad that the Red Sox traded Baby Roth to the Yankees back in 1919!
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posted on
09/04/2004 9:44:30 AM PDT
by
TRY ONE
(NUKE the unborn gay whales!)
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