Malfunction . . . please, dear God . . . MALFUNCTION!
Posted on 09/09/2004 9:18:19 AM PDT by Bobby Chang
FOXBORO, Mass. (AP) - The NFL has learned its lesson from the Super Bowl "wardrobe malfunction."
In order to avoid a repeat of the crotch-grabbing, breast-baring halftime show from Houston, the league is tightly controlling the concert that will be broadcast before Thursday night's season opener.
The league picked the acts, which include Elton John, Lenny Kravitz and Destiny's Child. They'll be performing from Gillette Stadium, where the New England Patriots will play the Indianapolis Colts. There will also be a 10-second delay on the broadcast to give the NFL and ABC a chance to pull the plug on anything too racy.
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I'd much rather see a wardrobe "malfunction" from her than Janet. ;)
I think the whole thing's a bit silly. To borrow the signature line from Monday Night Football, I am ready for some football! ...not a song & dance show.
LOL! No kidding. Every time I look at her, I feel like I'm looking at Michael Jackson, but with breasts. Pretty horrifying how much she looks like her brother.
I don't think Jessica is quite as desparate and morally-bankrupt as Janet. Stupid maybe.....
Where do I apply for THAT job?
Nah.
The league just wanted to check out Jessica Simpson.
And Jessica's Simpson's wardrobe.
And, just to be sure, Jessica Simpson without her wardrobe.
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NO NO NO
LET ME CHECK IT
I really hate this crap, just play the damn game. Having this crap at the Super Bowl is bad enough.
The NFL is obviously worried about their TV ratings in Provincetown, Massachusetts; otherwise they'd give us some real football music from the country genre, or even the metal genre. But certainly not some squishy music from the light-in-the-loafers genre.
He's gonna sing "Bennie and the J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!"
Malfunction . . . please, dear God . . . MALFUNCTION!
If their ain't gonna be a wardrobe malfunction, then why bother watching?
Ah, the Jets: simply another team the Pats will roll right over on their way to their third Superbowl victory in four years.
NFL and MNF need to get rid of all of the pre-game hype and just stick to the basics: Football!!!!
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