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Microsoft announces release of Word '73
Microsoft ^
| 9/9/04
| Willaim Gates
Posted on 09/09/2004 11:55:58 PM PDT by Right Wing Professor
Microsoft announces release of Word '73 (retroactive)
Microsoft Corp. (MSFT) today announced the release of its long-awaited '73 release of its popular Word word processing program. The new release allows implementation of popular word features, such as superscripting, proportional fonts, and center justification, on older technology, such as IBM selectric typewriters, and quill pens.
Said prominent Kerry supporter Bill Gates "While some users, principally those born after 1980, have questioned why we should implement MS Word on pre-PC tehnology, we in Redmond recongize a sudden need for our product, particularly for retroactively producing important memoranda for political campaigns. There are thosen who argue MS Word did not even exist in 1973! Well it does now!
Microsoft realizes that there is an issue with the superscripted 'th' character. It will be corrected in version 1.1.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 60minutes; cbs; forgery; killian
Well, so much for the forgery theory!
To: Right Wing Professor
Hey, I've been using this tagline for 2 hours! Gates has done it again, ripped off someone else's idea.
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posted on
09/09/2004 11:57:49 PM PDT
by
atomic conspiracy
(This message prepared with MS-CBS Word 72 software)
To: Right Wing Professor
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posted on
09/09/2004 11:57:53 PM PDT
by
kb2614
( You have everything to fear, including fear itself. - The new DNC slogan)
To: Right Wing Professor
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posted on
09/09/2004 11:57:54 PM PDT
by
spyone
(Haven't)
To: Right Wing Professor
To: Right Wing Professor
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posted on
09/09/2004 11:58:31 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
To: spyone
You mean Rathergate.
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posted on
09/09/2004 11:59:42 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
Comment #8 Removed by Moderator
To: Right Wing Professor; Howlin; Jim Robinson
(Robt sits by the fax machine waiting for Version 1.1 to come out .... )
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posted on
09/10/2004 12:01:07 AM PDT
by
Robert A. Cook, PE
(I can only donate monthly, but Kerry's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
To: Howlin
Another thread! I'll never get to bed at the rate I'm going tonight... LOL
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posted on
09/10/2004 12:01:17 AM PDT
by
nutmeg
("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Comrade Hillary - 6/28/04)
To: Right Wing Professor
To: Partisan Hack
To: Right Wing Professor
Well, dang it. I thought we really had them there... but I guess not. :-P
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posted on
09/10/2004 12:03:37 AM PDT
by
Ramius
To: Right Wing Professor
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posted on
09/10/2004 12:05:55 AM PDT
by
Libertina
(Thank God we have President Bush in the White House.)
To: Robert A. Cook, PE
To: Right Wing Professor
Microsoft also announced it will release Service Pack 2, with the latest Liberal-Left package that transforms lies into truth, black into white, and fiction into reality. SP2 includes several add-ons, the J. Jackson racist module, the Clinton-Kennedy rapist/sexist module, Boxer stupidity module, and the Moore insanity module.
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posted on
09/10/2004 12:38:04 AM PDT
by
ezfindit
To: Robert A. Cook, PE
(Robt sits by the fax machine waiting for Version 1.1 to come out .... ).....along with the program patch that automatically puts those little specs on the paper and crinkles it too
To: jamesnwu
You are being sarcastic, right?
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posted on
09/10/2004 4:04:36 AM PDT
by
~Vor~
(Four More Years!)
To: Right Wing Professor
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posted on
09/10/2004 4:06:07 AM PDT
by
Dane
(Trial lawyers are the tapeworms to wealth creating society)
To: Political Junkie Too
hahaha that is the funniest thing. hehehhe
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posted on
09/10/2004 4:06:26 AM PDT
by
Lori675
To: dfwgator
Rathergate LOL, I love it.
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posted on
09/10/2004 4:11:35 AM PDT
by
Sloth
(John Kerry: Frank Burns with Charles Winchester's pedigree.)
To: Sloth
This is too rich. I haven't had so much fun in years!
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posted on
09/10/2004 4:34:00 AM PDT
by
cajungirl
(no)
To: Right Wing Professor
...and you just know that CBS and Dan Blather got an advanced copy, lol.
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posted on
09/10/2004 4:43:36 AM PDT
by
OldCorps
To: dfwgator
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posted on
09/10/2004 5:57:33 AM PDT
by
Renfield
(Philosophy chair at the University of Wallamalloo!!)
To: Right Wing Professor
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posted on
09/10/2004 6:03:30 AM PDT
by
bmwcyle
(<a href="http://www.johnkerry.com/" target="_blank">miserable failure)
To: Right Wing Professor
Are pirate copies available?
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posted on
09/10/2004 10:40:46 AM PDT
by
bmwcyle
(<a href="http://www.johnkerry.com/" target="_blank">miserable failure)
To: Robert A. Cook, PE
Version l.l will be released on paper tape ...
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posted on
09/10/2004 10:43:07 AM PDT
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: Right Wing Professor
Outstanding! I think it's compatible with Microsoft TimeTraveler 1.1.
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posted on
09/10/2004 10:44:52 AM PDT
by
bootless
(Never Forget - And Never Again)
To: bootless
Word 73 is impossible to get. Its sold out everywhere. Its like unfit for command.
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posted on
09/11/2004 5:22:43 AM PDT
by
Lori675
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