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www.anncoulter.org ^ | 9/16/04 | Ann Coulter

Posted on 09/16/2004 3:06:38 AM PDT by xtinct

Why do TV commentators on CBS' forgery-gate insist on issuing lengthy caveats to the effect that of course this was an innocent mistake and no one is accusing Dan Rather of some sort of "conspiracy," and respected newsman Dan Rather would never intentionally foist phony National Guard documents on an unsuspecting public merely to smear George Bush, etc., etc.?

I'll admit, there's a certain sadistic quality to such overwrought decency toward Dan Rather. But how does Bill O'Reilly know what Dan Rather was thinking when he put forged documents on the air? I know liberals have the paranormal ability to detect racism and sexism, but who knew O'Reilly could read an anchorman's mind just by watching him read the news?

What are the odds that Dan Rather would have accepted such patently phony documents from, say, the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth?

As we now know, CBS' own expert told them there were problems with the documents -- the main one being that they were clearly fakes dummied up at a Kinko's outlet from somebody's laptop at 4 a.m.

According to ABC News, document examiner Emily Will was hired by CBS to vet the documents. But when she raised questions about the documents' authenticity and strongly warned CBS not to use the documents on air, CBS ignored her. Will concluded: "I did not feel that they wanted to investigate it very deeply."

Within hours of the documents being posted on CBS' Web site, moderately observant fourth-graders across America noticed that the alleged early '70s National Guard documents were the product of Microsoft Word. If that wasn't bad enough, The New York Times spent the following week hailing Rather for his "journalistic coup" in obtaining the documents that no other newsman had (other than Jayson Blair).

By now, all reputable document examiners in the Northern Hemisphere dispute the documents' authenticity. Even the Los Angeles Times has concluded that the documents are fraudulent -- and when you fail to meet the ethical standards of the L.A. Times, you're in trouble.

In Dan Rather's defense, it must be confessed, he is simply a newsreader. Now that Walter Cronkite is retired, Rather is TV's real-life Ted Baxter without Baxter's quiet dignity. No one would ever suggest that he has any role in the content of his broadcast. To blame Dan Rather for what appears on his program would be like blaming Susan Lucci for the plot of "All My Children."

The person to blame is Ted Baxter's producer, Mary Mapes. Mapes apparently decided: We'll run the documents calling Bush a shirker in the National Guard, and if the documents turn out to be fraudulent we'll:

a) Blame Karl Rove;

b) Say the documents don't matter.

But if the documents are irrelevant to the question of Bush's Guard duty, then why did CBS bring them up? Why not just say: "The important thing is for you to take our word for it!"

Interestingly, the elite (and increasingly unwatched) media always make "mistakes" in the same direction. They never move too quickly to report a story unfavorable to liberals.

In 1998, CNN broadcast its famous "Tailwind" story, falsely accusing the U.S. military of gassing American defectors in Laos during the Vietnam War. (This was part of liberals' long-standing support for "the troops.") The publishing industry regularly puts out proven frauds such as: "I, Rigoberta Menchu" (a native girl's torture at the hands of the right-wing Guatemalan military), "Arming America: The Origins of a National Gun Culture" (a liberal fantasy of a gun-free colonial America), "Fortunate Son: George W. Bush and the Making of an American President" (a book by a convicted felon with wild stories of George Bush's drug use), and the unsourced nutty fantasies of Kitty Kelley.

In a book out this week, Kelley details many anonymous charges against the Bush family, such as that Laura Bush was a pot dealer in college, George W. Bush was the first person in America to use cocaine back in 1968, and he also regularly consorted with a prostitute in Texas who was then silenced by the CIA.

Kelley backs up her shocking allegations with names of highly credentialed people -- who have absolutely no connection to the events she is describing. No one directly involved is on the record, and the people on the record have never met anyone in the Bush family. In other words, her stories have been "vetted" enough to be included on tonight's "CBS Evening News" with Dan Rather.

The New York Times review blamed Kelley's gossip mongering on "a cultural climate in which gossip and innuendo thrive on the Internet." Kelley has been writing these books for decades, so apparently, like the Texas Air National Guard, Kelley was on the Internet -- and being influenced by it -- back in the '70s. As I remember it, for the past few years it has been the Internet that keeps dissecting and discrediting the gossip and innuendo that the major media put out.

Curiously, all this comes at the precise moment that speculation is at a fever pitch about whether Kitty Kelley is in the advanced stages of syphilis. According to the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases: "Approximately 3 percent to 7 percent of persons with untreated syphilis develop neurosyphilis, a sometimes serious disorder of the nervous system.

Dr. Jonathan Zenilman, M.D., associate professor of medicine at Johns Hopkins University, has found there is an "inter-relationship" between STDs and truck routes in Baltimore. I'm not at liberty to reveal the names of my sources, but there are three or four highly placed individuals in the publishing industry who say Miss Kelley or someone who closely resembles her is a habitue of truck routes in Baltimore.

While opinions differ as to whether Miss Kelley's behavior can be explained by syphilis or some other STD, people who went to Harvard -- and Harvard is one of the top universities in the nation -- say her path is consistent with someone in the advanced stages.

Amid the swirling dispute over her STDs, there is only one way for Kelley to address this issue: Release her medical records. As someone who would like to be thought of as her friend said anonymously: "For your own good, Ms. Kelley, I would get those medical records out yesterday." This doesn't have to be public. She may release her medical records to me, or if she'd be more comfortable, to my brothers.

Since TV commentators have assured me that Dan Rather is an equal opportunity idiot, Kelley had better clear all this up before someone slips this column to CBS. As a precaution I've written this on a 1972 Selectric typewriter.


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As usual, Ann Coulter gets it right.
1 posted on 09/16/2004 3:06:38 AM PDT by xtinct
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WND.com ^ | September 15,2004 | Ann Coulter
Why do TV commentators on CBS' forgery-gate insist on issuing lengthy caveats to the effect that of course this was an innocent mistake and no one is accusing Dan Rather of some sort of "conspiracy," and respected newsman Dan Rather would never intentionally foist phony National Guard documents on an unsuspecting public merely to smear George Bush, etc., etc.? I'll admit, there's a certain sadistic quality to such overwrought decency toward Dan Rather. But how does Bill O'Reilly know what Dan Rather was thinking when he put forged documents on the air? I know liberals have the paranormal ability to...

2 posted on 09/16/2004 3:10:08 AM PDT by Keith in Iowa (At CBS - "We don't just report news - we make it - up.")
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To: xtinct

Dan Blather, neatly dissected, sliced thin with a Kinzu knife by Sushi Chef Ann Coulter, and served up on a rice ball complete with wasabi and pickled ginger on the side. Awesome!


3 posted on 09/16/2004 3:10:58 AM PDT by gunnygail (Founding member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. (I operate the minigun, more fun):.)
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To: xtinct
"Dan Rather is an equal opportunity idiot"

Over the years, his idiocy has leaned in one direction only. An amazing chain of one-sided coincidences, if all he does is "read the news."

4 posted on 09/16/2004 3:13:22 AM PDT by Ed_in_NJ
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To: xtinct

Bout time Ann. Where ya been? Malkin's already come and gone :)


5 posted on 09/16/2004 3:17:22 AM PDT by Fenris6
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To: Keith in Iowa

Oops...apologies, I didn't see that.

I did a search for the article before I posted. Ann's article didn't come up.


6 posted on 09/16/2004 3:18:30 AM PDT by xtinct (Incite into Massachusetts Politics)
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To: gunnygail

I have a couple of points here

1) I think Buckhead is in the 6th grade actually.

and,

b. I wish you people would start putting up pictures of the writers named Ann or Laura. This is of couse only to see who wrote this and how she looks:-)

That is it.


7 posted on 09/16/2004 3:20:36 AM PDT by BookaT (Didn't Kerry say in his book he was willing to DIE for his country? Well?)
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To: Ed_in_NJ
Ted Baxter worked for Lou Grant, i.e., Ed Asner.
8 posted on 09/16/2004 3:21:49 AM PDT by battlegearboat
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To: xtinct

Killian's son says that Knox was a "pool typist", not Jerry Killian's father's "Right Hand", as Dan Rather asserted

Last week, Knox told the Houston Chronicle that while she was aware of a pattern of favoritism in the TANG, she had no knowledge of the particulars for George W. Bush.

Knox says that Bush was "Selected, Not Elected", and strongly opposes his re-election.

Yesterday Knox said that she remembered a heck of a lot about the case of George W. Bush, and had direct knowledge of the particulars of his case.


9 posted on 09/16/2004 3:23:20 AM PDT by gridlock (BARTENDER: Why the long face? HORSE: Ha ha, old joke. BARTENDER: I was talking to Kerry!)
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To: xtinct
Rather is TV's real-life Ted Baxter without Baxter's quiet dignity.

Damn, Ann Coulter is so good!

10 posted on 09/16/2004 3:24:40 AM PDT by Casloy
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To: Keith in Iowa

The dupes are out of control.


11 posted on 09/16/2004 3:26:22 AM PDT by chesty_puller (USMC 2D Combined Action Group Viet Nam 70-71)
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To: gridlock
Imagine waking up to this Socialist each morning - this should be a recruitment photo for suicide bombers wishing to leave the surly bonds of earth pronto.


12 posted on 09/16/2004 3:27:55 AM PDT by Stallone (Warrior Freepers Rule The Earth)
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To: xtinct
Remenber when a news manager-executive could not afford to be wrong? I do.

RATher has taken CBS/SeeBS for a downhill ride to its present state where it no longer reports the news but takes active part in creating a smear of a sitting President, trying to change the outcome of a Presidential election - all under the guise of what they call news.

RATher has participaed in, if not led, a fraud of historic proportions. He needs to go. CBS needs to be fined as an example of what happens to broadcasters who fail to operate in the public interest (or in the interest of America).

13 posted on 09/16/2004 3:28:40 AM PDT by NetValue (They're not Americans, they're democrats. They hate the US Constitution.)
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To: xtinct

ROFLOL!

Kitty Kelley must release her medical records and her map of Baltimore immediately.


14 posted on 09/16/2004 3:28:58 AM PDT by kcvl
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To: xtinct
The rules..the rules...


15 posted on 09/16/2004 3:30:09 AM PDT by Jaxter ("Guys like John Kerry spit on guys like me. I've been waiting 33 years to spit back.")
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To: Stallone

Yikes! It's the spittin' image!

Dan in drag!

16 posted on 09/16/2004 3:30:55 AM PDT by SerpentDove (I love HDTV...now I can count Dan Rather's sweat beads.)
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To: Stallone
And contrast with this alternative view of the fruit of this world.


17 posted on 09/16/2004 3:31:10 AM PDT by Stallone (Warrior Freepers Rule The Earth)
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To: Stallone

Robin needs to see a doctor about a thyroid problem (maybe a goiter in her neck).


18 posted on 09/16/2004 3:31:30 AM PDT by kcvl
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To: gridlock

She also said, Killian liked Bush and "had fun with him."

Once someone throws out the "selected not elected" DNC talking point, their credibility goes way down in my book.


19 posted on 09/16/2004 3:32:24 AM PDT by NavVet (“Benedeict Arnold was wounded in battle fighting for America, but no one remembers him for that.”)
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To: Jaxter

Thanks for abiding by Rule Number B!

Now where is that Laura thread?


20 posted on 09/16/2004 3:34:19 AM PDT by BookaT (Didn't Kerry say in his book he was willing to DIE for his country? Well?)
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