The hottie factor: Senator John Kerry (Hahahaha)

The Raw Story ^ | 9-22-004 | Freda Moon

[mystery-ak]

This is your brain on drugs

[TC Rider]

This brainless wench needs to get laid.

Unlikely until she shaves her legs and ditchs the flannel. I think this is a clear sign that Dem dementia is setting in, big time.

I doubt if sKerry would last a day clearing brush with W. It seems like most of his sports/activities involve spending a wad of money and steering.

[FairOpinion]

With credit to Sandrat for assembling this:

For more, go to Confused over who to vote for? Bush vs. Kerry?

[radiohead]

He’s dated Hollywood actresses, was once married to an eccentric rich-girl-poet, and is currently married to a sassy heiress with an accent. Not since Kennedy—the original JFK—have we seen a politician with this kind of glamorous repertoire.

I think the author must be young. She's obviously an idiot and ignorant of Kennedy's disgusting private life. The above resume is that of a cad, not someone a woman with self-respect would consider hot or a hot prospect.

[Samwise]

[hilaryrhymeswithrich]

I don't get it at all. I hate to beat a dead horse (anytime W and his flight suit come up I seem to feel a junior highish need to swoon) but come on! Kerry vs. W on sex appeal???? No contest..man vs. mouse...swagger vs. gagger...cocky vs. conceited..cowboy vs. poodle...I agree with the song...save a horse, ride a cowboy.

[blondee123]

I've never seen her picture, but Freda is definitely blonde.

WHOA~!!!! Blond has nothing to do with it, I'm blond, G.W. is the MAN, Kerry is Lurch's twin!

[swilhelm73]

Well, being a man, I really can't say if haughtyness males you a hottie, but let's compare the female side of the equation here;

Laura:



Theresa:



Barbara Bush (the younger):



Vanessa Kerry:



I think the evidence is clear. Kerry is going down in flames anyway, but he can thank his lucky stars very few voters are going to choose based on "sexiness"

[Vision Thing]

Ah, yes. Another dem female who'll vote under the influence of her own estrogen.

He does things, like kite surfing, that signal prowess when undertaken by much younger men, and he does them well.

Before the Fenway crowd, he stands between the pitcher's mound and home plate, only to throw the cermonial first-pitch into the dirt.

With money (which he has a great deal of) . . .

'His' money came from the ex-husbands of his wives. He's no self-made man, he's a wife-made man.

[SouthernFreebird]

Bush in his flight suit compared to Kerry in his bunny suit..... tough call...NOT!

[MisterRepublican]

John Kerry wins the endorsement of the Crack Addict community.

[hilaryrhymeswithrich]

You have posted the required hottie picture...you are a fine and loyal freeper...

[dbwz]

But there are those of us that see his long-winded dissertations as an indication of intellect, something sadly lacking in our current Mr. President.

When I read that sentence, I thought this was going to turn into some sort of satire - but alas, it did not. It's almost as though she's trying to tell us that John Kerry is the personification of modern art. Sheesh, only a limousine liberal would find this appealing, and even the best efforts of the press wouldn't be able to make him palatable to the general population. I guess the author will have to resign herself to her own warped sense of superiority.

(Plus, he looks like such a damn doofus doing all those manly-sporty things.)

[spectre]

"...he added to his troubles by adding Lieberman, who has to be the least appealing human being on the planet, to his ticket."

Lieberman is also the only national democrat that gives two turds about protecting this country.

That tells us all about your priorities, Ms Airhead.

[swilhelm73]

Let's try that one again; I really can't say if haughtyness makes you a hottie to women

[Constitution Day]

Insanity.

[Arpege92]

GROSS! I'd say this lady is hard up for some male companionship. Perhaps she should visit her local bars and try to hook up with a man who's had too much to drink.

[FairOpinion]

[CFC__VRWC]

Unlikely until she shaves her legs and ditchs the flannel.

Getting past puberty would help her out as well.

[elmer fudd]

Yeah. I understand Herman Munster's pretty hot too.