[Melinda in TN]

There are very few liberals where I work, but yesterday we were talking about Ivan coming back for another run at Florida and possibly Texas this time when one of the liberals had the nerve to say (in a room full of conservatives) that these hurricanes were being directed to Florida and Texas to punish the "Bush boys". The stupidity of these people is staggering sometimes. I was at a loss for words and that rarely happens.

[Quix]

Perhaps something like:

"Well, DIMRAT, my take on it is that given that somehow the storms were destined for whatever reasons, God realized it was only the Bush boys were not girliemen--that only they had the balls to deal with the problems therefrom so He directed the storms be adjusted accordingly. Obviously SKERRY'S spitballs wouldn't help much."