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1 posted on 09/28/2004 6:55:47 AM PDT by presidio9
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Hey Kerry, why the long face?


2 posted on 09/28/2004 6:57:05 AM PDT by frog_jerk_2004
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A tall orange horse?


3 posted on 09/28/2004 6:57:44 AM PDT by roses of sharon
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He is big! A big pr%#k.


4 posted on 09/28/2004 6:58:04 AM PDT by Piquaboy
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I'm in Wisconsin, I am embarrassed this orange horse face flip flopper is hiding out here
7 posted on 09/28/2004 7:00:20 AM PDT by UB355
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Instead of reporting for duty he'll open the debate with Youuuu RRaannngggg.


8 posted on 09/28/2004 7:00:44 AM PDT by IamJustright
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If Kerry thinks his taller stature is an advantage against GW, that just demonstrates either his non-knowledge of GW's performance against the larger Al Gore, or bad advice from his handlers, or both.

I remember during the debates of late 2000 when the Gorebot left his podium, strode over to where GW was speaking to the crowd in order to physically intimidate him. GW stopped speaking, looked around and saw Gore standing there, then simply turned his back to Gore and continued speaking. All the Gorebot could do was slink back to his podium.

Dissed, pissed, easily dismissed.

Click the Gadsden flag for pro-gun resources!

9 posted on 09/28/2004 7:01:04 AM PDT by Joe Brower (The Constitution defines Conservatism.)
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Wow, Kerry's actually said something that is indesputable and he cannot flip flop on...

..That's real progress.....for him.


10 posted on 09/28/2004 7:01:44 AM PDT by Wil H
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I can't believe Kerry is really 6'4". I have to admit that I actually met him a year and a half ago, and politely shook his hand. I am 6'1" and maybe he was hunched over but it seemed we were eye to eye.

Of course, you supposedly shrink as you age as your spine compresses, so maybe they haven't measured him lately.

Now, Bill O'Reilly looked like a giant next to Mike Wallace as they were walking down the street.


12 posted on 09/28/2004 7:01:56 AM PDT by MaineRepublic
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The Kerry team also wanted the temps set in the mid 60's 'cause Tall Horse is big on perspiration. The Bush folks declined.


13 posted on 09/28/2004 7:02:26 AM PDT by skeeter
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When in the near vicinity of John F. Kerry, it's not wading through water that's the problem.
14 posted on 09/28/2004 7:02:39 AM PDT by Axiom Nine (Death to all fanatics!)
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The article fails to mention that they rejected to lower the temperature below 70 because Kerry sweats like a pig.
15 posted on 09/28/2004 7:02:51 AM PDT by quantim (Victory is not relative, it is absolute.)
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"You know when your horse is headed down toward the waterfalls or when your horse is drowning, it's a good time to change horses in midstream," Kerry said.

It makes a lot of sense to evaluate the second horse pretty careful before you try to change to it. Particularly if it's LAME....or dead in the water.

(What genius decided to link Kerry to the 'horse' image? That's so dumb it's got to be the man himself's idea...)

16 posted on 09/28/2004 7:03:27 AM PDT by atomicpossum (If there are two Americas, John Edwards isn't qualified to lead either of them.©)
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17 posted on 09/28/2004 7:04:02 AM PDT by dennisw (Gd is against Amelek for all generations.)
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OK. Kerry's taller and thinks he has better hair. And that's all he's got.


19 posted on 09/28/2004 7:04:34 AM PDT by sarasota
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"You know when your horse is headed down toward the waterfalls or when your horse is drowning, it's a good time to change horses in midstream," Kerry said.

hmmm..
make sure the horse doesn't keep changing his direction because he can't make up his mind.

21 posted on 09/28/2004 7:05:40 AM PDT by evad (You cannot proceed to a correct conclusion based on a false premise.)
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It's easy to be 6 foot 4 inches when your face is 2 feet long. He may be related to Mr. Ed.


22 posted on 09/28/2004 7:06:21 AM PDT by IamJustright
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Bring

it

on

23 posted on 09/28/2004 7:08:11 AM PDT by evets (God bless president George W. Bush)
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Maybe the Reuters scumbags should be investigating the possibility that Kerry has Marfans Syndrome:

Does Kerry suffer from Marfans Syndrome

Clinical Manifestations of Marfan's syndrome!

Skeletal manifestations of Marfan's syndrome are the most obvious. Patients are tall and lanky, with long extremities. Scoliosis and joint hypermobility are common.

There are also associated sternal and spinal deformities.

Marfan's syndrome may also cause attention deficit disorder, hyperactivity, and verbal discrepancies through its effects on the CNS. Maybe the reason Kerry flip flops is due to ADD due to Marfans Syndrome.

24 posted on 09/28/2004 7:08:20 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (When will the ABCNNBC BS lunatic libs stop Rathering to Americans? Answer: NEVER!)
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"May I also suggest that we need a taller horse?"

Of course you have to realize, the bigger the horse, the bigger the horse's ass.


26 posted on 09/28/2004 7:11:29 AM PDT by OldYank1
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Kerry is such a dork. He isn't even funny when he tries to be funny.


28 posted on 09/28/2004 7:12:58 AM PDT by rintense (Results matter.)
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