KERRY ON ORANGE ALERT: SKIN TRANSITION ON EVE OF DEBATE (EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!)

DRUDGE ^ | 9/28/04

[NYCVirago]

Just a side note : all this fuss over his appearance ( BoTox, makeup, yellow wrist bands, fake tans ) is a real turnoff to women. We want someone in the oval office ( with the RED BUTTON nearby ) that doesn't feel he has to get made up in the morning before he can start work. This guy is creepy for a multitude of reasons. He's making Howard Dean look sane by contrast.....

I think you're right on all counts. And Dean had a normal wife, too, unlike Teresa.

[New Perspective]

[gitmo]

Medical Conditions that cause orange skin:

Symptom: Orange skin Orange skin: Orange coloring of the skin Introduction: Orange skin coloring can result from various disorders. One common cause is overeating of dietary items that contain orange-colored beta-carotene (e.g. pumpkins, carrots) and this often causes orange skin from carotenemia in young infants newly introduced to solids. True orange skin color needs to be differentiated from yellow skin (such as jaundice), bronze skin (see hyperpigmentation), red skin, dark skin or other skin color changes; some causes of skin described as "orange" may possibly be listed under these areas. There are various possible causes of orange skin and any "orangeness" needs prompt professional medical investigation.

Possible causes of symptom: Orange skin: The following medical conditions are some of the possible causes of Orange skin as a symptom. There are likely to be other possible causes, so ask your doctor about your symptoms.

Carotenemia - causes orange skin

Beta-carotene dietary excess - causes orange skin

Hemochromatosis - may cause bronze skin

Jaundice - usually causes yellow skin rather than orange skin

Hyperpigmentation

See also yellow skin, dark skin, red skin, or other skin color changes

[prophetic]

Calling MICHAEL JACKSON, Calling MICHAEL JACKSON!! PLEASE PICKUP ON THE HOUSE PHONE URGENTLY!!

[b4its2late]

This way no one can say he's yellow...... ;-)

[Reagan is King]

Hmm, this could be made into an RNC campaign ad I think!

Exactly! Kerry generates new campaign ad material with his daily screw-ups so we have plenty to choose from.

[MaeWest]

I am surprised Tereza would allow his do something so "unorganic".

Well, it could be carrot juice.

[NYCVirago]

Check out post 165. It's hilarious!

[prophetic]

G.A.S.P. !!ROTFLMAO!

[b4its2late]

Some woman called into Savage about Agent Orange here. She said she thinks it's being used to cover the red marks from Botox injections that he received on his face, to keep him from sweating during the dabate. I guess the Botox paralyzes the sweat glands temporarily.

Makes sense to me.

[Young Werther]

My English Teacher once told me that nothing rhymes with ORANGE! Boy was she wrong!

KERRY!

[Ditter]

The first and LAST time I tried "tan in a bottle" it turned me orange. I don't look good in orange, it's not my color. I wonder what color kerry is going to be under the bright lights next Thur nite? he he

[rwfromkansas]

bump to print......lol

[Sensei Ern]

Yes, but you forgot to mention:

He served in Viet Nam

[Imaverygooddriver]

That pic says it all doesn`t it? The circle of buddies, only Johnny is left out of the circle. One guy even has his back to him. I know what went on over there...He was a total dick and they couldn`t wait to get rid of him. That pic says it all. Give him his freggin` medals, just get this azzhole out of our face.

[Imaverygooddriver]

They probably ripped on him, called him names, and as revenge when he got back he called them baby killers. I`ve seen situations like that a million times in work and in the military. I know that is exactly what went on with this guy. He was nothing but a rich putz from Mass, and they put him in charge of guys who were doing hard time in `Nam, and he started busting their nuts, being regulation by the book. Well what goes around comes around doesn`t it? It may take over 30 years, but Mr. "Do you know who I am" Kerry will see the ultimate result come November for what he did to those Vets.

[isthisnickcool]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RetSignman]

He is going to KEEP wearing that bracelet, until SOMEONE asks him what it means, so he can go into a diatribe as being a VICTIM of prostate cancer.

SOMEONE, pleeeease ask him so he can finally take it off.