OPERATION COUSIN EDDY

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[Dead Dog]

OPERATION COUSIN EDDY-

Named after "Cousin Eddy", the obnoxious and dysfunctional in-law form National Lampoon's Vacation films. Best remembered for a scene where Griswold's uptight neighbors wake up Christmas Morning to the sight of Cousin Eddy (dressed in boots, hat, bath robe and smoking a cigar) pumping out his RV's holding tank into their storm sewer....explaining loudly "Sh!tters Full!"

Rude, crass, and to the point.

In the spirit of Cousin Eddy, "Operation Cousin Eddy" is the strategic placement of "reading material" in public areas, restroom stalls, or in the work place (if it doesn't violate company policy).

Certain Evangelic groups have done this before, however I'm encouraging Freepers to take the idea and run.

Some suggestions placing printed versions of credible articles that are politically damning, yet difficult to pass off as "Right Wing Radicals". The best are from MSM sources, but that were buried. Most people don't touch anything in restrooms, for good reason, however everyone reads news items wedged between the stall wall and the roll dispenser, left by the printer, or on the bus seat.

Below are a couple of examples.

Any ideas for appropriate material?

[Dead Dog]

Parlock story:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,132793,00.html

Ohio Voter Fraud

http://www.wcpo.com/news/2004/local/09/23/voterfraud.html

[Dead Dog]

Just like the colonial days with digital computers. Pamphlets swayed nations.

[Cousin Eddie]

Hey, I want a royalty!

[Dead Dog]

You can have half of whatever I make on this.

[Cousin Eddie]

done! LOL!

[sierrahome]

Could I be Vice President in charge of flameing bags of dog shit strategically placed in front of DNC offices, CBS and John Kerry's homes? I gotta big dog.

[Soylent Democrats]

It was a damn shame when Eddie was laid-off at the asbestos factory; then the government said the plate in his head wasn't big enough.

They had to live on Aunt Edna's Social Security checks.

[conserv13]

I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. Does just fine by itself.

[Rakkasan1]

I've been doing this at work and the local barber shop for years.
My favorites are MN Taxpayers League voters guides
(taxpayersleague.org) and NRA .NRA puts out a little foldable facts brochure you can order from them.great stuff.

[darth]

I recycle my NRA magazines to the dentist's waiting room, the VA hospital, etc.

[wordsofearnest]

He's okay. Probably just hacking on a bone.

[silent_jonny]

Eddie: I gotta daugter in a clinic, gettin' cured off the Wild Turkey. And the older boy, bless his soul, is preparin' for his career.

Clark: College?

Eddie: Carnival?

[silent_jonny]

Dammit! Ignore my previous post. I should learn proofread first before I click the "post" button.

Eddie: I gotta daughter in a clinic, gettin' cured off the Wild Turkey. And the older boy, bless his soul, is preparin' for his career.

Clark: College?

Eddie: Carnival.

There tat's better ... Dammit!

[Dead Dog]

PROJECT COUSIN EDDIE RECOMMENDED READING LIST:

Kofi's Parcel Service:

http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?pagename=JPost/JPArticle/ShowFull&cid=1096611627649

[OXENinFLA]

Does this count? [I was the afixer of the stickers]

From the JAX FReep of Moore

[OXENinFLA]

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[Dead Dog]

Nice Work!

[sierrahome]

Saw the video over the weekend...Somebody say "Oil for Food!!!!" I was just listening to a guest on KSFO..."Liberals don't hate George Bush because of the war, they hate the war because of George Bush." Thanks for keeping me posted Dead Dog!

[Hatteras]

Ahhhh, nothing like Sunday morning alone with the Sunday paper.... I could be sitting for hours!

[Dead Dog]

OPERATION COUSIN EDDY-Reading List


No Al-Quida/Saddam Link Red Herring:

http://www.nationalreview.com/script/printpage.asp?ref=/robbins/robbins091903.asp

And, and oldie but a goodie, the Washington Times Op Ed on the Gorelick's Wall. What a gal, what a name!

http://www.washingtontimes.com/functions/print.php?StoryID=20040415-094758-5267r