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So what am I to think? I sit here drinking my (imported!) Newcastle Brown Ale (fruit is for salad, not beer), petting the cat lying next to me. Throw in some sushi (which I LOVE) and I guess I'm a bleeding heart... ;-)
OTOH, I like my beef barely dead, can't stand tofu, find French food wanting, and think the DH rule is an abomination. So I guess I'm okay for now...
This is true...but I also import beer from Plzen and the Czech Rep. Anyone with a sense of taste will find it necessary to make their own beer in the US because the processed beer is disgusting. The irony is that yuppies and liberals drink Boysenberry beer with a twist...or whatever in the states...and it is good quality such as Belgian beer but it is all over-rated.
The true product for Bavarians is the Hefe-weisen and they are conservatives as are the Czechs who consume the most beer per capita.
Maybe the problem with conservatives in the states is that they consume too much Pabst BR or whatever swill they make in St. Louis and it distracts them from the true artistic qualities of getting hammered on a regular basis.
I think that if some people like me can bridge the language barrier and produce a fine string of quality beers like the ones that are produced in the beer making havens like Ceske Budejovicky(Budweis)(Budweiser) or Usti nad Labem (Zlatopramen) and Prazdroj (Pilsner Urquell) aka Mecca...Americans would have a different perspective on life in general. The cheap qualities of mass production should not inhibit the natural spirits of good taste which perfectly describes the plight of conservatism in the US. The natural instinct is to enjoy life to the fullest...but relaxation and "sinning" should be an art for adults!
GUINNESS!!!!!
I drink beer to make other people interesting.
I was drinking a Sam Adams while reading this.
C-L-A-S-S D-I-S-M-I-S-S-E-D! ROFLOL
Beware!
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer". The drug is found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs".
"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of "Beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "Beers", men will often succumb to the desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.
After drinking "Beer", men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into
a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage". Men are much more susceptible to this scam after "Beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
Please forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly affected like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.
DAMM thats good...
I like beer. I don't care who made it, where it's from or how much it costs. I don't even care what it tastes like. I like beer...especially if someone elese is buying....(hic!)<>FMCDH(BITS)
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> In the pivotal event of societal evolution, beer was
> invented.
What’s particularly amusing here is that most anthropologists agree that beer was discovered by accident, when a gatherer (most likely a woman) left a gourd of water in the sun, and it began to ferment. To this day, there are primitive cultures that scoff at the idea of a male “brew master”, because everyone knows that beer is woman’s magic. This of course began one of the great conservative traditions: stealing somebody else’s idea, and living off the backs off the workers.
> Some men spent their days killing animals to
> barbecue at night while they
> were drinking beer. This was the beginning of the
> conservative movement.
Of course, hunting an animal the size of a mammoth required a great deal of machismo, but very little intelligence. After all, how hard is it to find something the size of the house, roaming on a plain? The knowledge of what berries and nuts would sustain you during bad hunts and not kill you was a little too much for the hunters. This began another great conservative tradition: labeling anyone with more knowledge “an elitist.”
> Conservatives are symbolized by the largest, most
> powerful land animal on
> earth.
Which live entirely in peaceful, female dominated societies. The only time males show up is to mate. Then they leave. This of course started another great conservative tradition.
> Modern Liberals like imported beer (they add lime),
> but most prefer white
> wine or foreign water in a bottle.
Actually, we prefer domestic microbrews, where the profit from the sale of the brew stays in the hands of the people who actually made it with great attention to detail, as opposed to some multi-national who’s more interested in how many bikini-clad babes they can cram into an ad.
>Liberals like
> deviant sex and want
> others to like it too.
Curiously, an interview I saw with a traveling call girl produced this little gem: “I much prefer working the Republican Convention. I make more money. They understand sex is a commodity.”
> construction workers, police officers,
Two great bastions of organized labor? Conservative? Righhht.
>Conservatives who own companies
> hire other conservatives
They of course hire these people with no regard to their actual talent, but with great regard to whether or not they attended the same fraternity. I would say where they attended college, but whether or not they were actually in class is questionable. Later, when they work their way into government, they award fat, no-bid contracts to said cronies, and say “they were the most qualified.” (See Halliburton, WorldCom, et al.)
>
> Liberals do not produce anything.
I guess symphonies, art, fine cuisine, etc just don’t count. Funny thing-take predominantly liberal Hollywood out of the trade surplus/deficit equation and see just how lopsided the scales become.
> They like to
> “govern” the producers
Unlike conservatives, who claim allegiance to a free market, and then get upset when the free market embraces things they don’t like. They will of course still sell those things, while bemoaning them at the same time. See Rupert Murdoch selling Faux News (We Distort, You Comply) to conservatives, while peddling some of the most offensive crap on network television (Temptation Island, anyone?)
> The American cowboy, of course, is your basic,
> full-bore Conservative.
Not quite. Unlike the modern American Neo-con, the Cowboy understands that if you strip-mine the prairie, it really f*&@s up the grazing land. The cowboy also understands that trees do not cause forest fires, open public spaces are good, and that clean water, on the whole, is something to protect.
> So, what’ll it be? Wine or Beer? Domestic or
> Imported?
Good old hand-crafted, small batch Kentucky Bourbon!