Today in History...Monty Python's 35th anniversary

pythonline ^ | 10/05/04 | Cuidado Llama

[Clemenza]

Teresa: "Would you like to come upstairs?"

[RonDog]

"Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër ?
See the løveli lakes
The wøndërful telephøne system
And mäni interesting furry animals
Including the majestik møøse

A Møøse once bit my sister..."

From the opening credits of
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail" (1974)

[the_devils_advocate_666]

I'm banging two bricks together

[socal_parrot]

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[Revenge of Sith]

And yesterday was the 15th anniversary of the death of Graham Chapman.

[Mad Dawgg]

First Old Women: Well, what's on the television then?

Second Old Women: It looks like a penguin.

[Clemenza]

Its Pining for the Fjords!

Damn Norwegian Blue!

[4everontheRight]

"Bring out the holy hand grenade"

[Dutchgirl]

Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night,
half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump
of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill
owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home,
our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves
singing "Hallelujah."
MP: But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't
believe ya'.

[rightwingreligiousfanatic]

...a nod's as good as a wink to a blind man.... eh... know what I mean.... eh...

[Quix]

GUESS I'll just have to

go take a

SILLY WALK

with the

MINISTER OF SILLY WALKS!

[eyespysomething]

Woo hoo thanks for the link!

[rightwingreligiousfanatic]

NO NO NO.... its Bring forth the holy hand grenade.....

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it

[We Want a Shrubbery]

Look, strange women lying on their backs in ponds handing out swords ... that's no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

[ez2muz]

"Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG"

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

It's hard to pick one fave, there were so many good ones, but a couple that always crack me up are "Dead Parrot", of course, and the "Royal Navy expedition to Lake Pahoe" with it's psychedelic recruiting ad and the jokes about cannibalism.

[Dutchgirl]

Yes, but have you played the game that comes on the "Holy Grail" game CD?

[dave k]

"...and prayeth that we can bloweth our enemies to smithereens!"

Oh, man...the quotes could go on for days!:-)

[Dutchgirl]

I am afraid you will have to take that up with the moistened bint herself...

[socal_parrot]

No I haven't. I'll have to check it out. Does it come with coconuts?