JOHN KERRY'S RELIGION

http://www.sobran.com/ ^ | September 28, 2004 | Joe Sobran

[AnAmericanMother]

He's a genuine Norwegian Good Luck Troll.

My crazy Chocolate Lab took care of our possum. Of course, he played possum, but he hasn't come back either after being carried around the yard for ten minutes and shaken like a dust mop.

The exchange rate for possums, BTW, is two Nutro Chicken and Rice Sticks each.

And I brushed the dog's teeth and wiped her mouth with Listerine. Possums smell NASTY - especially on an affectionate dog's breath!

[Raquel]

"The crushing of an infant's skull in the birth canal, with the extraction of its brain, isn't something to which you should merely be "personally opposed"; it's something that should make you sick."

We have every right to oppose a law that we deem immoral and wrong. John Kerry has stated that he believes that Life begins at Conception, but that belief cannot intervene in his political decision making. Huh? This is the ultimate flip-flop at the expense of the most vulnerable, the unborn child. What is wrong with this guy? A faithful Catholic, I don't think so.

[caisson71]

It is well documented that Kerry is a liar and a traitor. We can now see that he is also an amoral, sacrilegious hypocrite. How does this guy stand in front of a mirror every morning and not cut his throat while shaving? Only a coward could do that.

[Paleo Conservative]

John Kerry's true religion!

[Paulus Invictus]

In my view, a believing Catholic cannot vote for Kerry under any circumstances. He is a CINO, a member in dubious standing who ignores the rulings of the Pope and the Bishops and can be best described as an unbeliever.

[dfdemar]

John Kerry is whatever religion will get him the most votes.

[Paleo Conservative]

Bishop Bishop Gracida, of Corpus Christi TX does a good job of outlining what should be done about politicians like Kerry who insist on calling themselves Catholic while aiding and abetting the killing of babies:

I was talking to a friend who is active in the Republican Party in Nueces County (where Corpus Christi is located). He says he was amazed at the number of homes in heavily Hispanic parts of Nueces County with "Catholics Against Kerry" signs in their yards.

catholicsagainstkerry.com

[Esther Ruth]

They have not yet been force-fed 30+ years of brainwashing by nazi-feminists on TV.

[The Mayor]

Pearl15
Nobody by that name.

That was fast.. : )

[Paleo Conservative]

They have not yet been force-fed 30+ years of brainwashing by nazi-feminists on TV.

TV is so old media. The leftists are running scared, because they no longer control all the cultural and information choke points. Look at it this way. CBS spends hundreds of millions of dollars a year on their news programming. Free Republic spends $250 - $350 thousand. The new media can run rings around the dinosaur old media.

[fanfan]

That is one scary looking troll, looks like he could be from one of the Night Gallery episodes. I could put him in my garden to keep away the possum that keeps trying to eat the cat food.

I'll see your possum, and raise you one raccoon.

[Esther Ruth]

Maybe that was a Norvee-shen troll at #5. The reasoning was similar to that of the publik-skoo-ills. Find the LEAST common denominator and mandate and insist that all operate from that basis, a dumbing down of the standards for judgment and a mandate that everyone must also lower their bars to THE lowest of levels, to be fair of course.

[fanfan]

John Kerry is whatever religion will get him the most votes.

Oh. So now he is a muslim?

[Esther Ruth]

We would now find such a large percentage of pro-choice Catholics in the churches now, if it where not for the last 30 years of television, radio and women's magazines.

A blessing in disguise for the Hispanic community is that they did NOT partake of this garbage over the last 30 years and therefore have been saved from it's evil influence.

[Esther Ruth]

NOT find is what I meant to write -- oops

We would NOT find such a large percentage of pro-choice Catholics in the churches now, if it where not for the last 30 years of television, radio and women's magazines.

[Esther Ruth]

"I'll see your possum, and raise you one raccoon."

Afraid I am not going to be any good at "Rodent Poker".
We got not stinkin raccoons or squirrels or rabbits.
Just possums and skunks.

How many points for a coyote? Any?

[HighlyOpinionated]

# 24 It is well documented that Kerry is a liar and a traitor. We can now see that he is also an amoral, sacrilegious hypocrite. How does this guy stand in front of a mirror every morning and not cut his throat while shaving? Only a coward could do that.
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First of all, he doesn't stand in front of a mirror to shave. One of his 'butlers' does his shaving. Second of all, there probably are no mirrors at his houses. If there were mirrors, the 'lady' would know her hair is unkempt and needs a good brushing, and sKerry would know his hair looks like it's pasted on.

Coward? Apt description of JFKerry.