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TERESA SHARES REMEDY FOR ARTHRITIS AT CAMPAIGN STOP: GIN AND WHITE RAISINS
DRUDGE ^ | 10/15/2004

Posted on 10/15/2004 7:27:27 AM PDT by new cruelty

'You get some gin and get some white raisins — and only white raisins — and soak them in the gin for two weeks. Then eat nine of the raisins a day'...


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To: new cruelty
You get two shots of gin in every bag of Kerry's Raisin Brand"...
21 posted on 10/15/2004 7:33:06 AM PDT by Red Badger (I will gladly give hope to the hopeless, but I steadfastly refuse to give clues to the clueless.....)
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To: CDHart

Yeah, and if you smear caviar and goat cheese on a quadriplegic he'll "get up, get up out of the chair and walk again!" Anything is possible with John Kerry as President.


22 posted on 10/15/2004 7:33:12 AM PDT by Callahan
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Indeed. Why even one article noted that Dolores Jackson of Reno, a Kerry supporter who attended the rally, took the raisin and gin remedy seriously. That same article also quoted Dr. Michael Gerber, a noted homeopathic doctor in Reno, also said the formula has merit.

“It makes sense,” said Gerber from his office. “People go to hot springs to soak in the water and that water is very high in sulfur. So Mrs. Kerry’s remedy is pretty plausible.”


23 posted on 10/15/2004 7:33:15 AM PDT by new cruelty
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To: new cruelty
- I don't have a problem with gin-soaked raisins.

- On the evidence of this week, THK is the most discreet public speaker of the Gang of Four.

- Why is Every Day a Bad Hair Day?

24 posted on 10/15/2004 7:33:18 AM PDT by You Dirty Rats (WE WILL WIN WITH W - Isara)
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To: new cruelty

So, what's wrong with black raisins? Is this white "African American" a racist?


25 posted on 10/15/2004 7:33:30 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (Heinz-Kerry: "The common man doesn't look at me as some rich witch.")
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To: new cruelty

Well - sometimes she ran out of raisins...


26 posted on 10/15/2004 7:33:34 AM PDT by traumer
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To: new cruelty

Welllll.....TaRAYzah DOES sort of act like a walking gin-soaked raisin....


27 posted on 10/15/2004 7:33:43 AM PDT by NRA1995 (We have to get back to the time where Kerry is not the focus of our lives, but is a nuisance)
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To: new cruelty

This woman is a creepy nutcase. I have strongly suspected that she is an alcohol or drug addict (perhaps a combination of both) and is in need of an extended stay at the clinic of her heroine Betty Ford.

The thought of this classless, foul-mouthed person as America's First Lady is a frightening concept. None of the Dems I know think she is wonderful, but I find that my Dem aquaintences tend to make far-reaching excuses for Tay-ray-za's "individuality." Yeah, right...


28 posted on 10/15/2004 7:33:45 AM PDT by demnomo
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To: new cruelty

She's a witch.


29 posted on 10/15/2004 7:34:19 AM PDT by brewcrew
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To: new cruelty
From the article:
Dolores Jackson of Reno, a Kerry supporter who attended the rally, took the raisin and gin remedy seriously. “There are really other remedies where we don’t have to use so many drugs,” Jackson said. “I really believe in alternative medicine.”

30 posted on 10/15/2004 7:34:20 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (Kerry: I wholeheartedly disagree with you beyond expression)
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To: new cruelty

'You get some gin and get some white raisins — and only white raisins — and soak them in the gin for two weeks. Then eat nine of the raisins a day'...

That really makes me want to ask: "Do Black raisans CAUSE arthritis? Help me Teresa!!!!"


31 posted on 10/15/2004 7:34:21 AM PDT by landman7 (Old 1SG)
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To: new cruelty

You put de lime in de coconut and drink dem bot' up....


32 posted on 10/15/2004 7:34:41 AM PDT by ScottFromSpokane (Re-elect President Bush: http://spokanegop.org/bush.html)
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To: Fresh Wind

ROTFLOL.. yeah... why they gotta be white, yo?


33 posted on 10/15/2004 7:35:01 AM PDT by new cruelty
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To: new cruelty
TERESA: "WHERE'S THE BAR?"
34 posted on 10/15/2004 7:35:35 AM PDT by martin_fierro (™)
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To: new cruelty
Are these those same white raisins that jihadi martyrs are supposed to get?
35 posted on 10/15/2004 7:35:40 AM PDT by atomicpossum (If there are two Americas, John Edwards isn't qualified to lead either of them.©)
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To: wrbones

Why white raisins?
Martitni bars across America will jump on this one. Cool


36 posted on 10/15/2004 7:36:06 AM PDT by fineprint
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To: new cruelty

Are those the same white rasins promised to islamokazi bombers upon their arrival in paradise?


37 posted on 10/15/2004 7:36:12 AM PDT by cripplecreek (The economy won't matter if you're dead.)
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To: new cruelty

Teresa Kerry is an old lush. How else could she marry such a loser like Kerry who doesn't even lover her?


38 posted on 10/15/2004 7:36:26 AM PDT by PilloryHillary (John Kerry is a nuisance! johnfkerrysucks.com)
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To: new cruelty
You get some gin and get some white raisins — and only white raisins

A true South African, she even uses apartheid for her fruit.

39 posted on 10/15/2004 7:36:27 AM PDT by hflynn
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To: Fresh Wind

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40 posted on 10/15/2004 7:36:40 AM PDT by mywholebodyisaweapon
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