TERESA SHARES REMEDY FOR ARTHRITIS AT CAMPAIGN STOP: GIN AND WHITE RAISINS

DRUDGE ^ | 10/15/2004

[new cruelty]

'You get some gin and get some white raisins — and only white raisins — and soak them in the gin for two weeks. Then eat nine of the raisins a day'...

[ZULU]

That's nice. Now can she give us a remedy for Teresa???

[JoanneSD]

President Bush, 41 got into trouble over not wanting to see any more "of those damn dancing raisins" commercials when he was campaigning in California..

[cubreporter]

No kidding...she always looks out of it.

[MinuteGal]

We had chocolate martinis on the Freeper Cruise, so why not white raisin martinis?

Leni

[small voice in the wilderness]

AH, chocolate martinins! what did you think of them? They've become a new favorite of mine.

[Mike Bates]

Michael M. Bates: My Side of the Swamp

[Kaslin]

Of course after you eat these nine raisins that were soaked in Gin, you would not feel any pain.

*snicker*

[MinuteGal]

As cruise chairman, I used the editorial "we". I didn't have one as I didn't know they made them on the ship till too late.

I flagged Hoosiermama because I believe she enjoyed a chocolate martini on the cruise. She can give her unvarnished opinion on a scale of 10 olives as to flavor.

I think I'd enjoy one as I am a chocoholic second only to being a freepaholic. The chocolate drinky-pooh would have to be at least 8 olives, though.

Leni

[Rakkasan1]

I usually just strap a bottle of Jaegermeister to my elbow.

[sbelew]

I love this woman. Really I do.

The sad thing about a Bush win will be not having her to kick around.

[MayflowerMadam]

I'm thinkin' it's "eye of newt" she soaks and not raisins -- fresh out of her cauldron.

[jb6]

Yup, drink enough gin and don't feel a thing and the raisens are for the munches. Best plan of the insane.

[Fintan]

 

This is getting old.

[jpl]

This woman is so lucky that it isn't the 1920's, because she would have almost certainly been committed to an insane asylum.

[dirtboy]

White Raisin (Te-REH-za's theme song) (to the tune of White Rabbit)

[spokeshave]

Someone clue me in ....what's a white raisin and where do you get them?...........thanks

Guess I need to trade the timber company for a white raisin farm

[MamaB]

Maybe both of them are hitting the raisins a little too much or should I say a whole lot more than they say.

[no more apples]

ROTFLMAO!

[dfwgator]

Well, I asked my Pappy Daddy why he called his brew,
White raisin' 'stead of mountain dew.
I took a little sip and right away, I knew,
As my eyes bugged out and my face turned blue.
Lightnin' started flashin', thunder started crashin':
My goodness, white raisin'.

[Quilla]

My mother at 84 has many health issues. She asked her 94 year old sister how she got around so well. My aunt replied "I have a vodka tonic every night at bedtime!"