The more this woman talks, the more I think she would be a real hoot as First Lady. I can see her teaching Putin how to play Beer Pong.
I picture things like her getting into a rolling-in-the-dirt fistfight with the first lady of Nigeria, calling Chirac a queer at a state dinner, topless photos of her on a beach in Tahiti, a spitting on the secret service incident, an incoherent Barbara Walters interview about meeting extraterrestrial visitors and how she likes to eat little bits of broken glass, etc.
Non-stop horrifyingly funny stuff.