Well, the kerry plan only affords us 9 gin soaked raisins. And there is no stipulation where the gin comes from (could be k-mart blue light special gin for all we know. Not that there is anything wrong with that). If I understand correctly, and this may be the gin speaking now, under the rules of an honest to goodness, dyed in the wool fatwa, I am almost 923.18% certain we are entitled to the more traditional 72 virgin olives, which could then be substituted for a lesser quality raisin, but again, not one of our choosing. It's all in kerry's health-care plan if you care to read it.
No, John, you have to soak them for 2 weeks.
This is all wrong, you don't just throw them in the goblet and add the gin.
Please do it right next time, or else "Shove It".