Posted on 10/15/2004 7:27:27 AM PDT by new cruelty
'You get some gin and get some white raisins — and only white raisins — and soak them in the gin for two weeks. Then eat nine of the raisins a day'...
The raisins are grown in California, exported to Canada and then re-imported. When Kerry is elected, all purchases will be this efficient.
These are the kinds of remedies that we will be forced to accept under the Kerry Health Plan, because we will no longer be able to afford actual cures.
Does it have to be exactly 9 raisins?
Yep. 10 makes you an alcoholic.
How shameful it will be if this dumb POS is ever First Lady.
Please....say it can't happen!!!
Who woulda guessed?
Just damn.
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If she spoke like Ketchup Boy, the explanation would sound something like this; "I decided to release my tax records before I decided not to release them."
If (God forbid!) Kerry gets elected, then THK is destined to have a clinic named after her.
"If (God forbid!) Kerry gets elected, then THK is destined to have a clinic named after her."
Clinic is PC for rehab center.
yup!!
Well, the kerry plan only affords us 9 gin soaked raisins. And there is no stipulation where the gin comes from (could be k-mart blue light special gin for all we know. Not that there is anything wrong with that). If I understand correctly, and this may be the gin speaking now, under the rules of an honest to goodness, dyed in the wool fatwa, I am almost 923.18% certain we are entitled to the more traditional 72 virgin olives, which could then be substituted for a lesser quality raisin, but again, not one of our choosing. It's all in kerry's health-care plan if you care to read it.
Agreed. Lord help us if she becomes the First Lady. This women would be a stain on the "position" of First Lady. She simply isn't normal.
Regards,
A Friend from the US, Tom
Sounds like Granny's rhumatoid medicine??
Pray for W and Our Troops
It has to be exactly nine, so long as they are bloated up to the size of a plum.
Ah, well then thank you. Glad you enjoyed it.
same with my sister!! she is so bad that she started a major fight with my 24 year old daughter (a true undecided) because she can't swing her. my poor daughter was actually crying because her beloved aunt went "Michael Moore" on her and won't speak to her until after the election.
No, John, you have to soak them for 2 weeks.
This is all wrong, you don't just throw them in the goblet and add the gin.
Please do it right next time, or else "Shove It".
"Yes, and if you cut the tail off of a black cat during a full moon and boil it down to bones rubbing them on your stomach will make you invisible."
If you have enough gin soaked raisins you will become invisible also. I've tried it. Although, I don't know about the raisin part.
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