Posted on 10/19/2004 3:18:48 AM PDT by dubie
Time for some laughter Ping. And yes, that's him, it's the real deal. LOL.
LOL @ "freaky-lou!" Please ask your daughter if I can borrow that phrase.
Think of Rover getting into the Skippy Peanut Butter.
All that work and that THING is still on his lip, not to mention the lavish use of environmentally dangerous aerosol hairspray. He's fussier than a maiden aunt adjusting her antimacassars.
flick, spray, pat. Gaze. He never looks at the makeup tech. I guess eye contact is only important when you are addressing a jury.
Ahhhhh, but he smiles ever so slightly when adoring himself in the mirror.
Oh, wow! The lizard-like tongue movements were hysterical!
(That poor makeup girl ... Weight Watchers could do wonders for her. I feel so sorry for her. Millions will be looking at her posterior in those dreadful tight clothes!)
LOL that would be great! And his cheek rouge. GO BOSOX.
Makes you wonder, considering the less-than-attractive Mrs. Edwards, and appreciating fully John's shallowness and vanity if:
1. John doesn't care about women, or:
2. There's an intern just waiting to disappear from a Washington apartment.
his hair really shines!
Get on a fast connection, then a must see ping.
Unbelievable, mesmerizing, in an obscene way. Send to undecideds, heck, send to decideds.
When you've got a net worth of $63 million, you don't need to do anything by yourself. It brings to mind the Kerry quote, "We've got better hair."
Hope so with all the effort that goes into it.
We need an emergency 527 formed to make an ad out of this.
LOL
It's not working for me...
I just don't know quite what to say...
I like the part mid-way where he looks over his hair with the mirror from every possible angle... look this way, look that way, look up, look down.... And is it just me, or does his hair look exactly the same through the whole video? His attempts to "flip" the front took me back to high school in the 1980s.....
"I just don't know quite what to say..."
Gag me with a spoon, would be one reaction!
Howdy! How you been?
And he wants to be our latex salesman...
Oddly, I sleep when I'm tired (work permitting). I couldn't sleep until almost one, and when I rolled over this morning at seven, I was suddenly WIDE AWAKE. I don't question it, I just obey.
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