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Caption Lurch Boy on Cover of Rolling Stone
Rolling Stone ^ | November 11, 2004 | Jann Wenner

Posted on 10/19/2004 9:13:18 AM PDT by gopwinsin04



TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: New York
KEYWORDS: aintnokeneddy; airbrushketchup; dishonorable; gigolo; immoral; jeanfrancois; lurch; orangecheeseboy; paxil; purplenurplehearts; swiftielurch; terayzuh; traitor
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'Please vote for me, with little puppy dog eyes!'
1 posted on 10/19/2004 9:13:19 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: gopwinsin04

What, you mean he's not doing the Al Gore thing?


2 posted on 10/19/2004 9:14:11 AM PDT by RichInOC (Kerry 2004-A Horse Is A Horse, Of Course, Of Course...)
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To: gopwinsin04; Americanwolf

"I need this job Teresa is driving me crazy..."


3 posted on 10/19/2004 9:14:13 AM PDT by Americanwolfsbrother (This tagline was fact checked by Dan Rather and Mary Mapes so it's got to be accurate.)
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To: gopwinsin04

No crotch shot. I'm impressed.


4 posted on 10/19/2004 9:14:51 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: gopwinsin04

I actually rocked, before I rolled.


5 posted on 10/19/2004 9:15:07 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: gopwinsin04

His head is too long for the page.


6 posted on 10/19/2004 9:15:15 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (If it talks like a liberal, votes like a liberal and spends like a liberal, it's a liberal.)
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To: gopwinsin04

What a coincidence that Dems end up on the cover of Rolling Stone just before elections.


7 posted on 10/19/2004 9:15:21 AM PDT by Straight Vermonter (Liberalism: The irrational fear of self reliance.)
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To: gopwinsin04

Just like they did with Gore, they've put a picture of a large penis on their cover.


8 posted on 10/19/2004 9:15:31 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: gopwinsin04

"Yes, I am as big a pansy as I look."


9 posted on 10/19/2004 9:15:54 AM PDT by clee1 (Islam is a deadly plague; liberalism is the AIDS virus that prevents us from defending ourselves.)
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To: gopwinsin04

Well we are big rock singers, we've got golden fingers
And we're loved everywhere we go
We sing about beauty and we sing about truth
At ten thousand dollars a show
We take all kind of pills to give us all kind of thrills
But the thrill we've never known
Is the thrill that'll get you when you get your picture
On the cover of the Rolling Stone

Rolling Stone
Wanna see my picture on the cover
Rolling Stone
Wanna buy five copies for my mother
Rolling Stone
Wanna see my smilin' face
On the cover of the Rolling Stone

I've got a freaky old lady name o' Cocaine Katy
Who embroiders on my jeans
I've got my poor old gray-haired Daddy
Drivin' my limousine
Now it's all designed to blow our minds
But our minds won't really be blown
Like the blow that'll get you when you get your picture
On the cover of the Rolling Stone

We got a lot of little teenage blue-eyed groupies
Who do anything we say
We got a genuine Indian guru
He's teachin' us a better way
We got all the friends that money can buy
So we never have to be alone
And we keep gettin' richer but we can't get our picture
On the cover of the Rolling Stone


10 posted on 10/19/2004 9:16:17 AM PDT by FroedrickVonFreepenstein
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To: Americanwolfsbrother

11 posted on 10/19/2004 9:16:23 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: gov_bean_ counter

I keep noticing how different K's chin looks from old pictures.

Anyone know whether he's had work done on it ? Sure looks that way to me....


12 posted on 10/19/2004 9:16:50 AM PDT by somerville
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To: dead

oh ouchy ouchy ouchy - YAHOO - that's tops for this thread


13 posted on 10/19/2004 9:17:02 AM PDT by daybreakcoming ("The American press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies!",,,,,,Baghdad Bob)
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To: gopwinsin04

No doubt his butt kisser Paul Alexander arranged for the photo shoot.


14 posted on 10/19/2004 9:17:25 AM PDT by OldFriend (It's the soldier, not the reporter who has given US freedom of the press)
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To: dead

YOu owe me a keyboard.


15 posted on 10/19/2004 9:17:30 AM PDT by daniel boob (Doing my part to keep Austin sane)
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To: gopwinsin04

Let me guess...Kim Jong Il from "Team America"?


16 posted on 10/19/2004 9:17:30 AM PDT by RichInOC (...I'm ronery...)
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To: gopwinsin04

he changed his lipstick color unless they airbrushed it. hehe


17 posted on 10/19/2004 9:17:50 AM PDT by donnab
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To: gopwinsin04

More pro-Kerry free advertising from the MSM (yes, Rolling Stone YOU are part of the establishment).


19 posted on 10/19/2004 9:18:24 AM PDT by Steve_Seattle
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To: dead

Thats NOT a real penis, but a Dildo, just a poor substitute for the real prick.


20 posted on 10/19/2004 9:18:31 AM PDT by OldSgt. (USMC, Nam Vet, HMM-165)
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