Posted on 10/21/2004 8:32:12 AM PDT by Jacobis
I'm trying to get all this political stuff straightened out in my head so I'll know how to vote. Right now, we have one guy saying one thing. Then the other guy says something else. > >Clinton awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Yugoslavia - good... > >Bush awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Iraq - bad... > >Clinton spends 77 billion on war in Serbia - good... > >Bush spends 87 billion in Iraq - bad... > >Clinton imposes regime change in Serbia - good... > >Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad... > >Clinton bombs Christian Serbs on behalf of Muslim Albanian terrorists -- >good... > >Bush liberates 25 million Muslims from Saddam - bad... > >Clinton bombs Chinese embassy -- good... > >Bush bombs terrorist camps -- bad... > >Clinton commits felonies while in office -- good... > >Bush lands on aircraft carrier in flightsuit -- bad... > >No mass graves found in Serbia - good... > >No WMD found Iraq - bad... > >Stock market crashes in 2000 under Clinton - good... > >Economy on upswing under Bush - bad... > >Clinton refuses to take custody of Bin Laden - good... > >World Trade Centers fall under Bush - bad... > >Clinton says Saddam has nukes -- good... > >Bush says Saddam has nukes -- bad... > >Clinton calls for regime change in Iraq - good... > >Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad... > >Terrorist training in Afghanistan under Clinton - good... > >Bush destroys training camps in Afghanistan - bad... > > >Kerry wants rich Americans to pay a higher percentage of income tax -- good. > >Bush wants all Americans to pay a lower percent of their income in taxes - bad > >Kerry and Bush are both rich Americans. > >Bush owns only one home, a Texas ranch worth several million dollars. Last >year he paid 33% of his income in taxes. > >Kerry owns 4 homes mansions, each several million dollars. Last year he paid >15% of his income in taxes. > >But the average American has no mansions and last year paid 24% of his income >in taxes. > >It's so confusing!
If you're not sure how to vote, then you're a troll.
If this was not penned by you, you forgot the link or the credit.
Which is it?
Ummm...if you don't know who to vote for by now, please stay home. There is no clearer choice.
Old joke very poorly presented.
Is this satire? It looks like an email that the dems might pass around disguised as thoughtful reflection, you know, to make idiots out of fools.
http://www.liddyshow.us/liddyfile43.php
He got this in his email and didn't clean up the format, it appears.And this has been posted here on FR before, too.
Correct. It was funny the first few times though.
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