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John Kerry's Unsealed Divorce Records Reveal He's Always Been Arrogant, Boring
Broken Newz ^ | 10/21/04 | Robert Krupto

Posted on 10/21/2004 12:08:43 PM PDT by pookie18

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To: pookie18

"You be her, and I'll be him"

*shudder*


21 posted on 10/21/2004 12:17:31 PM PDT by Dienekes
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To: pookie18

Best post this week!


22 posted on 10/21/2004 12:19:15 PM PDT by 50 Cal (A Lawyer is nothing but a Politician in Larval Form!)
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To: pookie18

It may be a fake story.
I choose believe every word of it. Bwahaha
He did try to get the media to call him John F. Kerry an aweful lot.


23 posted on 10/21/2004 12:19:32 PM PDT by Jackass70130
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To: pookie18
I want this story to be true. It's too funny, but believable, judging Kerry's aspiration to become a president.
24 posted on 10/21/2004 12:19:33 PM PDT by RedRepublic
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To: pookie18

"John spent an inordinate amount of time looking in the mirror, talking to himself."

He would say over and over "I look better, I feel better, I smell better, I talk better and my gosh oh golly - why - I am better!"


25 posted on 10/21/2004 12:20:59 PM PDT by Esther Ruth
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To: pookie18

The best satire is that which is closest to the truth.


26 posted on 10/21/2004 12:21:47 PM PDT by Atlas Sneezed (Your Friendly Freeper Patent Attorney)
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To: Grig
It took me two whole paragraphs to realize it was a joke.

You and me both. And that's a most revealing aspect of Kerry's persona - many actually believe this stuff. Hilarious!

28 posted on 10/21/2004 12:22:22 PM PDT by Quilla
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To: Shryke

A spoof.


29 posted on 10/21/2004 12:24:57 PM PDT by Cooltouch
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To: Quilla

More funny Kerry divorce stuff here.
http://sharpmarbles.stufftoread.com/archive/0001/01/01/354.aspx


31 posted on 10/21/2004 12:25:26 PM PDT by Jackass70130
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To: tomnbeverly

it a joke


32 posted on 10/21/2004 12:26:25 PM PDT by Murtyo
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To: pookie18

Is this for REAL??? HAHA. What an asshole, my GOD man, you've got to be joking.


33 posted on 10/21/2004 12:26:57 PM PDT by starvingstudent (ask your favorite leftist: "If there is another civil war, who do you think will win?")
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To: pookie18

never mind, just noticed the link


34 posted on 10/21/2004 12:27:43 PM PDT by starvingstudent (ask your favorite leftist: "If there is another civil war, who do you think will win?")
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To: pookie18
 

Good post Pookie
We need more humor!

 


35 posted on 10/21/2004 12:29:33 PM PDT by HawaiianGecko (Member of the PajamaNati for 1/6th of a year)
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To: pookie18

very good satire!


36 posted on 10/21/2004 12:34:29 PM PDT by NautiNurse ("I have a plan...We have better hair.")
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To: austinaero

Oh for goodness sake!!! Do you really think it is REAL??


37 posted on 10/21/2004 12:36:59 PM PDT by It's me
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To: sweetiepiezer
Oh pookster, you little pranster.

Pranster--never, prankster--guilty with an explanation. Listed the true link: Broken Newz. Marked the topic as humor. Besides, thought it was too unbelievable to mark as satire :-(

38 posted on 10/21/2004 12:37:20 PM PDT by pookie18
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To: pookie18

She also complained that Kerry had failed to consumate the marriage for many years always saying he had a plan to do so more effectively and after appropriate consultation with neighbors and friends but couldn't reveal the details.


39 posted on 10/21/2004 12:38:28 PM PDT by The Great RJ
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To: Grig
It took me two whole paragraphs to realize it was a joke.

Hell, I believed it. Does anyone think that for John Fn Kerry the American people exist for any other reason than to stroke his ego?

40 posted on 10/21/2004 12:39:10 PM PDT by TigersEye ("Where there is life there is hope!" - Terri Schiavo)
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