Hehehe, I don't care if it's true,,I like it!
Oh shoot,,I just can't do that,,,(GAWD I really want to) but it sounds so Demorat..
Wish I knew the name of some swine-only disease that we could say OBL contracted...hehehe,,,would be kinda fun,,but,,I guess I'm just tired...
How about..
Yasser Arafat suffering from Acute Trichinosis...
I think you're right, it must be the swine flu, complicated by a trichinosis infestation.