[pointsal]

Someone with Higher Authority needs to order up a major weather event and keep'm grounded.

[albertp]

a major weather event

Something on the order of "The Day After Tomorrow." aka "when hell freezes over" [I lost my pic of Hell, Michigan in a snowstorm] ;-)

[He Rides A White Horse]

Someone with Higher Authority needs to order up a major weather event and keep'm grounded.

Maybe Higher Authority could vote with a bolt of lightning.