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FReegards...MUD

1 posted on 10/28/2004 11:00:58 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: ForGod'sSake; FBD; MeekOneGOP; Happygal; Flora McDonald; iceskater; Corin Stormhands

"Dutch's Home!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road")

Effete Whore'd's damned...Reagan's hearse waits...
RATS' derision towards Nancy, the Right ignores...
As Sean Hannity raves!!
Liberator's fightin' fer "the lowly"...
Hey, I'm FReer 'cuz what Reagan showed me!!
Dutch's headin' home again...Right claims his grace...we're not alone!!
We gathered outside...Leftists, you know just what we're here for!!
RATS're scair't 'cuz they're thinkin'...our Nation ain't listenin' to FOOLS anymore!!
Show a little faith, there's passion on the Right!!
RATS're poltroonish...we'll win the Big Fight!!
Folks, FReedom's all Right to me!!

Left ain't Right...we'll recover...RATS' loss is our gain!!
Right's awestruck...cut Big Guv'ment...shed programs to the States!!
Wasteful Guv'ment is FReedom's Bane!!
Righteous saviors, conspire...help US FReep!!
Normal folks...not "heroes"...we fight fer Good!!
At each election, VOTE Fer FReedom, World!!
Liberty is always Good!!
It's our chance to fight RATS' Lust Fer Power!!
Dutch, what else can we do now?!!
We'll educate Dem Lib'rals...reject Left's spin...show that Right cares!!
'Cuz the Right's future's hopeful...this Nation rejects Left's feeble fears!!
We've got one more chance to seal the deal...
Let's make that City on a Hill!!
Right's on track...Heaven's callin' "Dutch" Reagan back!!
Oh oh...come join our stand!!
Fightin' fer what's Right...come hear our Righteous band!!
Oh oh...Dutch is home...folks, Dutch is Home!!Yeah, 'neath the Dome!!
Standing out here, gettin' scorched by the sun...
Still, we'll stand and wait...we love Reagan like his sons!!
Lord, Dutch is Home!! We're Right...we're Bold!!
Dutch is Home!!

Yes, Reagan was our star...he outsmarted Ol' Gorbachev!!
Got the Country on track...now Gip's ready to take that long walk...
To where folks, they live in Peace!!
The gates're open...say "Howdy" to Saint Pete!!
We know Nancy's lonely...her loving heart is broken!!
But tonite Ronnie's FRee...after Righteous words were spoken...
There are tears in our eyes...fer all the dreams he liberated!!
We'll honor Gip's memory 'til we're olde...by rededicatin' our lives to Reagan's aims!!

[We'll] revere his name each time when we FReep!!
Ron's Revolution's grown...fight DemRATS 'til we're FRee!!
'Cuz all Dem Leftist fools don't know Ron...
RATS fear the RightWing's soaring dawn...
'Cuz when we fight righteous wars, Left's gone!!
Fight RATS' spin...John Kerry can't win!!
DeeCeeTowne's full of LOSERS...but, fer the Gip, the RightWing Shall Win!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...On Thursday, 10 June 2004, I took a half-day off and went to pay my respects to "The Greatest President in MY Lifetime!!" as he laid in State at the U.S. Capital Building. After getting in line just after 4:30 P.M., it took until right around 8:00 before I entered the great dome, and gazed upon the flag-draped coffin of The Great Liberator!! It's a day I will NEVER forget!! While I waited in line, I FReeped this song dedicated to the Reagan Legacy and the man who brought it about!!

FReegards...MUD (06/12/2004)


714 posted on 12/28/2004 12:30:24 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)
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To: Cyber-Band; xyz123; Nick The Freeper; GunsareOK; Tolerance Sucks Rocks; Gabz; Landru
Morris: "How Hillary Wins in 2008"

"Longtime presidential strategist Dick Morris had words of caution yesterday for those who say Hillary Clinton can't generate the kind of national support she needs to put herself back in White House in 2008. Not only will Sen. Clinton win her party's nomination in a walk, the former Clinton adviser contends, her chances of beating the GOP four years from now are "superb." "She's so far ahead of Kerry and Edwards and any other possible nominee in the primaries that there really won't be a primary," Morris told Sean Hannity radio fill-in Dave Stone. "The problem is," added the top consultant, "she has an awfully good chance of winning the election."

Morris is a dolt, but the HildaBeast may be the next DemonRAT nominee fer POTUS...MUD

720 posted on 12/28/2004 6:12:12 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (Happy New Year, FReeper FRiends!!)
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To: uncleshag

BTW, sir, here's another song you may have some fun with. And welcome to the Black threads...

"The Wait..."
(To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")

I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten...
"Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!

Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!!
Folks saw MUD's karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"

Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!!
Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make the Lib'rals see!!
MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"

Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!

Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts...
RATS said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know I'm a Peaceful Man."
He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"

Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!!
Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!!
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
Rush sent me here with his FReegards fer everyone!!

Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!

Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)




774 posted on 01/02/2005 9:04:25 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (Happy New Year, FReeper FRiends!!)
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To: Cyber-Band

"Right's Winning"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Nightswimming")

Fight Tyranny...Bold Warriors of the Right!!

We must ignore the Media Whore'd, they sold out long ago...
Spins the Truth backwards so the Sheeple doze.
Clinton, he ain't Right...to Tyrants, Liberty's a curse!
Nation needs The Right to lead her...we'll SLAUGHTER Hatred first...
That's our solemn pledge! Slick's goons must feel our might!!

Right's Winning...the Truth will come to light!!
Must make sure all the Sheeple understand.
We shan't let Traitors go...Bill Clinton must be caught!!
We'll avenge the Waco Slaughter...this Emperor, he's naked!
Bill's crimes won't go away...seek Justice ev'ryday!!
Right's winning...remember as we fight...
November's coming soon...Right's shooting for the moon!!

Slick, watch my dreams come true!!
Re-Impeached by Congress...convicted of Treason!!
Your vile style forever shunned...it's God's design...Right's Winning!!

Bill, your wife, she hates/is you...Slick, we will soon judge...
Guilty of Vile Tyranny!! I sit here laughin' quietly...
MUD predicted this...Right's Winning!!

(Reprise)

Ignore the Left's protests...they love Slick 'cuz Left's ALL VILE!
Right's winning...come join the Noble Right...
Come join our Righteous Fight!!

FReegards...MUD


777 posted on 01/03/2005 8:31:19 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (Happy New Year, FReeper FRiends!!)
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To: Cyber-Band

"Prosecution...NOW!!!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Desolation Row"*)
*(9th Track on Dylan's "Highway 61 Revisited")

Right's sellin' postcards of Re-Impeachment...
We're kickin' Slick while he's down!!
The bettin' parlors're filled with Patriots...
The FReepers are in town!!!!
We listen to the Maja Rushi...
He's got us in a trance...
One hand is at the throat of the Lib'rals...
The other's behind his back!!
And the S.S. dudes, they're our FRiends...
They lurk, therefore, they know...
That these FReepers and I...Left knows we're Right...
As we March Against Left's "'HO"!!!

O. bin Clinton, he is so sleazy...
"It takes MUD to know scum!" MUD smiles...)8^D
Slick underestimates MUD's moxie...
MUD's gonna drive bin WILD!!!
Then, here comes T-Mac...vile Terry...
The Chairman...of Left's Dee-N-See!!!
So MUD says, "Ashcroft...YOU SHALL INDICT T-Mac...
Left's PUNK sure ain't clean!!"
Mudboy pleaded with the Left...
"Won'tcha let Slick Willie go?!
Is Slick's Legacy really worth...
Yer givin' up yer SOUL?!"

And now Left's goons do Clinton's bidding...
Left's stars...have they really no pride?!
They support the Vile Rapist...
So us "Nazis" won't stop INFANTICIDE!!
All except fer FoxNewsChannel...
TeeVee Networks should be ashamed...
Fer ignorin' TYRANNY...
Historians shall lay blame!!
And us Right-Wing "Whackos"...we're FReepin'!!
We're singin', "Slick is just MUD'z 'HO!!"
Slick's gonna FEEL the vengeance of the Right...
Willard's Prison-Bound!!

Young Chelsea, she's soooo CORRUPTED...
Poor girl, Webb's daughter's been maimed...
On her twenty-second birthday...
Her young future's already stained.
To her, Truth must be soooo pedantic...
Her mind can't shake Left's bent...
Her Daddy may sleep with her best FRiends...
But that's just "Fine" with the Left!!!
'Cuz all Left's lies depend upon...The Media...YES, THEY KNOW!!!
Chelsea spends her time askin' Reno,
"Why's my Dad a 'HO?!!"

Clinton tells lies like the Taliban...
Don't Left know Slick's Populism's BUNK?!!
Fascist goals taint Left's PowerWhores...
And their friends, the Chi-Com Monks.
Billzabubba seems vacuously FRightful...
Yet, Slick's thugs pose no real threat...
'Cuz while Bill's off drainin' his pipe...
MUD's Dethronin' EX-Pres-i-dent!!!
You folks may think we can't git Slick...
But Re-Impeachment's "ON", I KNOW!!
Bill'll pay the price fer his Vile TREASON!!!
Fer the Slaughter at Waco!!!

Med'yuh Whore'd...it sleeps thru MURDER!!
Right must wake the SHEEPLE up!!
This is no time fer patience...
Mudboy's singin', "THE GIG IS UP!!!"
Lord has cursed the Ozark Loser...
Put MUD in charge of fightin' Whorealdo...
Help Doc Raoul FReep with Angelwood...
Militiamen are kewl!!
We all play on the FreeRepublic[.com]...
Come and join us, folks...
If you folks care about yer Country...
DEMAND PROSECUTION...NOW!!!

In DeeCee streets, Left fails their Victims...
Democrats're a Party Fer Elites...
Left's Pantheon of Heroes...
Are but Pimps fer the Fed'ral Beast!!
Left is spoon-feedin' FEAR to the Masses...
In hopes State Power will endure...
Men, Lib'rals KILL Viable Young Infants...
To call that "CHOICE" seems quite absurd!!
Still, the NAGS* are shoutin' at pregnant girls...
"Come join us, gals, we got Roe...
That "tissue mass" is just yer punishment...
Abort IT, girl...then we'll own yer SOUL!!"

*(NAGS=National Association of Gals)

Way past midnight, INS Agents...
Led by that Ol' Reno Shrew...
Raged down upon young Elian's home...
Guns aimed at the camera crew!!
Then Slick sent Elian back to Castro...
Poor kid dreams of bein' FRee!!
Re-Enslaved on Slick Willie's orders...
With Castro pullin' strings!!
If Liberty's such a hassle...
Tell them Socialists to go...
'Cuz this Country was founded by Patriots...
Chantin' "Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"

FReepers, be Heroes...JOIN US!!!
The Culture War is "ON!!"
Bold Mudboy is singin',
"Is you Right or is you Wrong?!"
And George Orwell and J.R.R. Tolkien...
Forewarned against Tyrannic Power...
While my darlin' Jewel joins the Right...
She and MUD're tradin' flowers!! [LOL!!]

Return, my FRiends, to Liberty!!...
Victory goes to the BOLD!!
Folks, this Country must rethink how much...
We love...Equal Justice Fer ALL!!

(Sweet Mudboy harpin')

Yes, MUD conceived a letter yesterday...
In response to the one Slick wrote...
Clinton asked MUD, "How much to stop this?!"
MUD sang, "Slick, yer a FReepin' JOKE!!!
Them FReepers that I've mentioned...
Slick, I know them, they don't play!!
Folks, we gotta re-arrange this Nation...
And teach them Lib'rals about SHAME!!
Fight now...Warriors Fer the Good...
Just save yer excuses, bro...
Help MUD FReep the EX-President...
Fer Condamnation...NOW!!!!

(MUD harpin' and strummin'...)

Mudboy Slim (8/21/00)


797 posted on 01/05/2005 5:35:54 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Ligeia
"George Allen Bio"

Conservative Virginians are proud of our Junior Senator and think he'd make an excellent POTUS...MUD

810 posted on 01/06/2005 6:24:57 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: MeekOneGOP; international american; conservativemusician; Landru; joanie-f; FBD; jla

"Right Shall Rise Again!!"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")

Clinton's gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try to stall...
Their Lib'ral mis-Directions...are driving RATS insane!!
Our Will shan't bend!! Slick Willie washed away...
The Evil of the Lib'rals...has forced Mudboy to sing.

I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Right's always...

Justice is our Right...Third Party calls...the RINOs frown...
The wise man wrote his words upon the rocks...
But MUD's not bound to follow suit!!
The Left shall bend...Slick's ConDamnation's Nigh!!
If Slick's Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!

Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...

Med'yuh never called!! MUD waited for Left's calls...
Left's lies and mis-directions are driving US away!!
Then Limbaugh sang...Left's Brain-washin' washed away...
Left says that I should "Just Move ON!!"...that Choice isn't mine!!

I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Justice's RIGHT!!!

Ooooh...Ahhhhh...Ahhhhhhhhh-EEEEE...Ahhhhh-ahhhhhhh-uhhhhh...

{end very intensely on Am}

Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim (15 January 2002)


812 posted on 01/07/2005 5:45:56 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: George W. Bush; holdonnow; M. Thatcher
Thomas Sowell's "Think Rushmore"

"Now that President Bush has twice gotten himself to the White House, the question is whether he wants to try for Mount Rushmore. One of the luxuries of a second term is an opportunity to think about the long run, not simply for one's own "legacy," but for the future of the nation as a whole. Even during his first term, George W. Bush's long-run strategic view, exemplified by the war on terrorism, contrasted sharply with former President Bill Clinton's preoccupation with short-run political tactics, though this contrast seemed to be little noticed in most of the media."

FReegards...MUD

815 posted on 01/07/2005 6:27:30 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Cyber-Band
"The Incalculable Cost of War"

No denying it, Americans owe everything we've got to those who have sacrificed on the fields of battle...MUD

816 posted on 01/07/2005 7:35:23 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: GeorgeW23225; Flora McDonald; Gabz; Corin Stormhands; sauropod; jla; Mia T; Landru; BraveMan
"Send a Congratulatory Message to Dubyuh!!"

FReegards...MUD

817 posted on 01/07/2005 7:51:23 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: EdZep; Elle Bee; AuntB

"Slick and the DNC"
(To be sung to Janis Joplin's "Me and Bobby McGee")

Started back in Ninety-Two, feelin' all our pain...
Lib'ral's Dealin' Fear as Jaded as Left's Dreams!!
Medyuh tore Bush, Sr. down...Biased fer a Change...
Left told us all, "Came-a-Lot's Back in Ol' DeeCee!!"

Slick broke all The Rules...Lib'ral Press just said, "Fantastic!!"
Justice turned "Off"...plump interns spanked Slick's tool.
Weirdo Lefties cheerin' Slime...MUD thought the Country'd Lost its Mind!!
MUD sang every song Dem Leftists spew!!

Freedom's just another word fer nothin' left to lose
Nothin' ain't worth nothin', Country, if we ain't FRee!!
And Feelin' Good IS easy, Lord, oh, when you Sing Fer Truth!!
You know feelin' good was good enough for me
Good enough for Slick and the Dee-N-See!!

From the Kentucky coal mines to the California sun
Yeah Bobby shared the secrets of my soul
Through all kinds of weather, through everything we done
Yeah Bobby baby kept me from the cold

One day up near Salinas, lo-ord, I let him slip away
He's lookin' for that home and I hope he finds it
Well I'd trade all my tomorrows for one single yesterday
To be holdin' Bobby's body next to mine

Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose
Nothin', and that's all that Willie left me
Well, feelin' good was easy, lo-o-ord, when he sang the blues
And feelin' good was good enough for me
Good enough for me and my Bobby McGee yeah

La da da, la da daa, la da daa da daa da daa
La da da da daa dadada Bobby McGee-ah
Laa li daa da daa daa, la da daa da daa
Laa la laa la daada Bobby McGee-ah yeah

La di da, ladida LA dida LA di daa, ladida LA dida LA di daa
Hey now Bobby now now Bobby McGee yeah
Lo lo LO lolo LO lo laa, lololo LO lolo LO lolo LO lolo LO la laa
Hey now Bobby now now Bobby McGee yeah

Lord, I called him my lover, I called him my man
I said I called him my lover, did the best I can
C'mon, hey now Bobby now, hey now Bobby McGee, yeah
Lo lo lord, a lord, a lord, a lord, a lord, a lord, a lord oh
Hey, hey, hey, Bobby McGee, lord

[instrumental; piano solo]

Work in progess...MUD (01/21/2002)


818 posted on 01/07/2005 7:59:00 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: FBD; ForGod'sSake; JohnHuang2; Libloather; Liz; Libertina; MurryMom; jla; KLT
HERE's an outta date article on the subject of Fed Spending as a % of Gross Domestic Product. It states approximately 18% of GDP is allocated to the Fed, but I believe this figure excludes Social Security. With Social Security, I'm pretty sure it's almost 24%.

"If the government were spending a trillion dollars per year less, the private sector would have a trillion dollars more to spend. This is more than $4,000 per person per year. Consumers could satisfy more of their needs and wants. Businesses would have more resources for expanding operations, acquiring more equipment, and inventing new technology. If only 5 percent (the average post 1945 savings rate) of this difference between actual federal spending and the lower levels projected in our thought experiment had been invested at a 3 percent per year rate of return (the long-term average rate of real growth of the American economy), there would be more than a trillion dollars of additional capital available to support employment opportunities and wages. Since it currently requires about $50,000 in capital to support each job, this translates into a hypothetical additional 20 million jobs. Inasmuch as the number of unemployed workers is only one-third of this amount, this additional capital would likely have also resulted in higher wages. To the extent that a less burdensome government might have permitted even higher rates of saving and returns on investment, the material abundance available to the average American would be several times what it is at present."

FReegards...MUD

825 posted on 01/07/2005 12:39:11 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Cyber-Band; uncleshag; RottiBiz; Gabz; Mo1; Fawnn; bentfeather; Diva Betsy Ross; StarCMC

"King of the Ho's!!"
(To be sung to Roger Miller's "King of the Road")

Traitor EX-President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...We Shan't Fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum...
Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!!
Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King...
King of the Ho's!!!

Slick's ceegars sure do stink...
Masturbatin' in his sink.
Hill's a worn-out dried-up shrew...
Bill ain't touched her in many moons!!
Yes, folks...li'l Willard gets around...
Short...and not too big around!
Left prays...to their King on their knees...
King of the Ho's!!

Slick bombed Kosovo, li'l Sudan...and Sodom's Slick's FRiend...
Killed many young children but hasn't no shame!!
Slick's got his hand out in every town...
Yet, we'll FReep the House and FReep the Senate and we'll bring him down!!
I sing...Traitor EX-President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...we shant fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!

Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum...
Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!!
Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King...
King of the Ho's!!!
Traitor EX-President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...we shant fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!

Mudboy Slim (09/25/2000)


833 posted on 01/07/2005 2:17:39 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Cyber-Band; conservativemusician; M. Thatcher; uncleshag; holdonnow; Trueblackman; mhking

"I'm Gonna Be Rush Limbaugh!!"
(To be sung to Travis Tritt's "I'm Gonna Be Somebody")

Mudboy played his guitar 'gainst Slick's LeftWing Sacred Cows...
Folks, it's hard for a PoorBoy to find the Money!!
MUD Loved Persperation, he had Pure Heart and Soul.
Mudboy knew he was born to sing!!!!

Sheeple said, "Get a Real Job...Support Yer Family...
'Cuz there's No Future in them songs yer singin'!!!"
Ol' MUD never said a word, that FReeper just kept goin'...
Late at Night, Deaf Could Hear MUD sing!!! MUD said...

(FReeperGal CHORUS)
I'm gonna be somebody!!!
One of these days...Right's gonna break Left's Chains!!!
I'm gonna be like Ronnie...someday!!!
You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will!!

The Road Was a Struggle, took him six years to the top...
But now MUD's Number One on Eee-Eye-Bee Radio...
Still can't believe how FReepers come from miles around...
When it seemed like only yesterday...MUD was sayin'...

"I wanna be Rush Limbaugh!!!
One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!!
I'm gonna be like Dubyuh...someday!!!
You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"

Mudboy played Right's HO'Down, one full moon July night...
MUD saw his boy out in the front row...singin'...
It's MUD's pride'n'joy--JakeyBoy--with same Ol' Hungry Eyes...
Looked up at Daddy and sang...

"I'm gonna be like Daddy!!!
One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!!
I'm gonna be Rush Limbaugh...someday!!!
You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"

You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will.

Mudboy Slim (11/20/01)


840 posted on 01/07/2005 7:22:33 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: uncleshag; sultan88; AuntB; FBD; ForGod'sSake; BraveMan; international american
"All Behold Left's LustFerPower!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's version of Bob Dylan's "All Along the Watchtower")

"There must be some kinda End fer the Fear!!"
Said the Sultan to AuntB...
There's too much corruption.
I must act...I must FReep!!
Congressman, there...show some spine!!
Dubyuh, Spread The Word!!
MUD shall never compromise...
SlickWillie, you'll git yers!! Heh...heh!!

(Guitar-jammin')

Fer Treason you'll be Indicted!!
Slick's grief Right shall evoke!!
There are RATS here amongst US...
Who fear Justice is but a joke!!
But Mudboy Slim...he's been through that...
Yes, Slick's thugs raided the MudCave!!
So let RATS stop talking falsely now...
Left's Power's all 'bout HATE!! Heh!!

(Kewl guitar-jammin'...) Heh!!

All Behold Left's LustFerPower!!
Justice...we'll review!!
While all Slick's PhatWhore's came and went...
Intern heffers...EWWW!!
SlickBoy...yer MUD's sole bitch, sir!!
Bold FReepers doth growl...
Left's writers shall encroach Slick...
And Ol' Slim shall laugh and HOWL!! Heh...

All Behold RATS' LustFerPower!!
All Behold Left's Dyin'Power!!
All Behold Slick's JusticeHour!!!

Mudboy Slim (01/08/05)

841 posted on 01/07/2005 9:25:47 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Cyber-Band
"Immigration Issue Could Cost GOP Their Base!!"

"Offend your base one too many times and you will wake one Wednesday morning to find it gone. In one swell foop, Bush is about to risk turning enthusiastic supporters into reluctant supporters. All it would then take for Democrats to steal the base on this issue is for a strain of Democrat to arise in which the populist/protectionist bent of the party is stronger than the multicultural fetish of the party elite. Such a Democrat caucus could simultaneously energize Unions, non-Union manufacturing and service workers, and African-Americans (who bear the brunt of immigrant wage pressure on unskilled job sectors). It could steal back the Rust belt, Sun belt, and Bible belt, and -- just for kicks -- get endorsed by Pat Buchanan. Plus you can throw in the votes of the law-and-order crowd and anyone who somehow believes that open borders are an open invitation to our terrorist enemies."

FReegards...MUD

854 posted on 01/10/2005 12:25:16 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Landru; international american; HenryLeeII; backhoe; M. Thatcher; holdonnow; Hannity

The following was sent to me by a bleeding-heart Lib'ral cousin of mine...talk about paranoia...LOL!!

Things To Do BEFORE the Coronation:

- Get that abortion you've always wanted.

- Have coffee with your gay friends in a public place.

- Cash a Social Security check.

- See a doctor of your own choosing.

- Spend quality time with your draft-age child/grandchild.

- Obtain an international travel VISA and visit Syria (or any foreign
country, for that matter).

- Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying.

- Hoard gasoline, clean water, fresh air and SPF 45 sunblock.

- Borrow books from library before they're banned - constitutional law
books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Huckleberry Finn,
history and science text books, the dictionary, etc.

- If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix...do it now.

- Jam in all the stem cell research you can.

- Stay out late before the curfews start.

- Get all your prayers in before "your" version of a god is declared
unconstitutional.

- Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his "accident."

- Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition.

- Use the phrase "You can't do that - this is America."

- Take a walk in Yosemite without being hit by a snowmobile or a
base-jumper.

- Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class.

- Start your school day without being forced to pray.

- Visit a locally owned business.

- Tape at least a weeks worth of "ideology free" PBS children's shows
to rotate with all your friends.

- Send flowers to any "public" education group or teacher.

- Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations.

- Learn French.

- Buy that big new home or car right now while there is still money to
be borrowed. (On second thought, don't !)

- Order 4 years worth of your prescriptions from your Canadian pharmacy.

- Take a factory tour anywhere in the US.

- Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt.

- Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive.

- Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill."

- Send a thank you note to Rupert Murdoch for showing the world that
fake news CAN be entertaining and that satire really is (at least for
the moment) still constitutionally protected as free speech.

ROFLMAO...MUD


855 posted on 01/10/2005 12:34:24 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Libloather; CWOJackson; Liz; Landru; jla; ForGod'sSake; MeekOneGOP; FBD; backhoe
"The HildaBeast's Campaign Finance Scandal"

"THE indictment of Hillary Clinton's 2000 campaign-finance director, David Rosen, may pose a threat to the senator's presidential bid. For now, the federal indictment is focused only on Rosen, but it is not hard to see the process creeping up the campaign food chain to the senator herself."

Time to start focusing on torpedoing Hillary's run fer POTUS in '08...MUD

868 posted on 01/12/2005 5:56:49 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: ForGod'sSake; MeekOneGOP; international american; Common Tator; Landru; jla; FBD; Bob J
"Credit Where Credit Due!!"

FReepers ROCK...MUD

BTW...anybody think it is a coincidence that Brit Hume just learned he'd won an Eagle Award yesterday? LOL!!

884 posted on 01/12/2005 11:18:10 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Rush Limbaugh; holdonnow; M. Thatcher
"Happy Birthday to Rush!!"

FReegards...MUD

892 posted on 01/12/2005 12:26:11 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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