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"Black XII: New Bridge to FReedom!!" (Time To Lead...)
The MudCave ^ | 15 November 2002 | Mudboy Slim

Posted on 11/15/2002 1:06:26 PM PST by Mudboy Slim

"New Bridge to FReedom!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven")

(TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...)

There's a Party who's sure...
All Left's Minions Are Dolts...
They're defilin' Right's New Bridge to FReedom.
When Left first hears...they know...
Medyuh Whore'd is RATS' Ho!!
HollyWeirdSlick will git what he raped for.
Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
And RATS're lyin' 'bout Slick Willie's Treason.
There are signs Left Shall Fall!!
'Cuz Truth haunts Left fer sure...
And you know Willie's words have no meaning.
In a cave, reading books,
There's a Patriot who sings...
"Lib'rals, all of yer thoughts are Ms. Streisand!!

Oooh...it makes me wonder.
Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?!

There's a feelin' I get...
When I look at the Left
And my spirit starts crying "They're dimwits!!"
Yes, MUD's thoughts Right Shall Sing...
Rings of smoke from MUD's cave...
Heed the voices of those who hear Limbaugh!!

Oooh...Rush makes me wonder.
Oooh...don't Rush make Left shudder?!

Next, MUD whispered that soon...
"If Right all sings in tune...
Then, George Dubyuh shall lead us with Reason!!"

And a new day will dawn...
For those who stand strong...
And our children will burst out in laughter!!
(Does Anybody Remember Laughter?!!)

Oh~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh
Whoah~hooh~oh~ohh.

If there's a question in your head, folks,
Don't be alarmed now...
It's a reaction to the RAPE-King!!
Yes, there are two paths you can go by,
And, my Lib'ral FRiends,
Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!!

Folks, it makes me wonder.
Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.

The Left is drownin' and RATS won't go
To where Ol' Slick's goin'...
John Ashcroft's callin' you to join him!!
Sweet ladies, can you hear Left's Lies Flow?!
And did you know...
Yer FReedom lies with the RighteousRightWi~hahh~ah-ohh?

And as we Fight DemLib'ral HO's...
Dutch Reagan's larger than Left knows.
There walks a Nation Strong and Bold!!
Who knows what's Right...WE want to show...
How America's future is gold...
And if you listen very hard
MUD's tunes will come to you at last.
When all are 0one and Guv'ment's small-yeah...
'Cuz Right Shall Rock and Then We'll Ro__ll!!

And Right's Building a New Bridge to FReedom!!

Work in progress...MUD


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Lookin' forward to yer return, Miz Bunny...MUD

1 posted on 11/15/2002 1:06:27 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; Snow Bunny; coteblanche; habs4ever; ArneFufkin
FReegards, all...MUD
2 posted on 11/15/2002 1:07:59 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
Excellent choice, fellow freeper! It's a classic!
3 posted on 11/15/2002 1:11:56 PM PST by rj45mis
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To: rj45mis
Muchas gracias, mi amigo...MUD
4 posted on 11/15/2002 1:13:03 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
Bump. I don't know any Zeppelin music.
5 posted on 11/15/2002 1:18:42 PM PST by goldilucky
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To: Mudboy Slim
There's a feelin' I get...
When I look at the Left
And my spirit starts crying "They're dimwits!!"

That's lovely, Mud. Sniff, sniff... (^;

Good job on the young 'uns, Mudboy. You and Mrs. Mud are raising a fine couple of future Freepers.


Here, Teach.

6 posted on 11/15/2002 7:27:51 PM PST by Ragtime Cowgirl
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To: PhiKapMom
"White House News Weekly Review (15 November 2002)"

Thank you, PKM...and have I told you lately that "You look mahvahlous!!"?

FReegards...MUD

7 posted on 11/16/2002 2:26:09 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: goldilucky
"I don't know any Zeppelin music."

'Tis sumthin' we shall haveta remedy, my FRiend...MUD

8 posted on 11/16/2002 2:27:23 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Ragtime Cowgirl; summer; ohioWfan; Billie; ST.LOUIE1; dansangel; coteblanche; poet; Snow Bunny
"...a fine couple of future Freepers."

Future FReepers nuthin'...they're full-fledged FReepers NOW!! Both recognize Slick Willie on TeeVee and yell out in unison, "Turn the channel, Daddy, it's the BadMan!!"

Heh heh heh...I taught 'em that!!

FReegards...MUD

9 posted on 11/16/2002 2:40:54 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Landru
"...it's not for me to personally judge Bill Clinton for his weaknesses for women."

What hogwash, my good FRiend..."weakness for women" is a joke!! Adulterers make a conscious decision to CHEAT on their spouses, it's not a simple slip of the willard. Bill Clinton is a Serial Rapist!! And if you don't have it in you to judge him on how poorly he treats women, you are selling yerself short!!

"However, when he lies about it in his executive capacity while under oath, it just makes him look real real bad."

And it's a FELONY when the lies are in front of a Grand Jury.

"It is true to say that his morals are shot down to nothing but then who are we to judge him."

We, my FRiend, are the American People, and Bill Clinton has claimed a Throne of Legitimacy which it is OUR Duty to see he never receives!! If you won't judge him, I damnsure will!!

"Let the God Almighty do that job! We all must stand alone someday to be personally judged by a Higher Supreme force. And as some may say this sounds to be ludricrous... but instead of those trying to save Bill Clinton's soul, they should be worrying about saving their own! There is NOBODY on this earth that is righteous enough before God's eyes. None!"

I try to do the things necessary to save my own soul, my FRiend, but I don't do those things on-line. BillzaBubba's Soul is ABSOLUTELY 100% UNSALVAGEABLE!! The point of the exercise of DETHRONING Slick is to demonstrate to other would-be Tyrants that RAPISTS NEVER PROSPER!!

Aint' that Right, Landru?!

FReegards...MUD

10 posted on 11/16/2002 3:10:13 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: tgslTakoma; kristinn; sauropod; Doctor Raoul; Angelwood; leadpenny; RaceBannon; ironman; ...
"What REALLY Happened at the 'Get Outta Cheney's House!!' Rallies!!"

And it ain't nuthin' like the LIES Algore tells BahBahWahWah...MUD

11 posted on 11/16/2002 3:18:04 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: nicmarlo; MeeknMing; lowbridge; Paul Cruce; Joe Montana
"Okay, e-mail just sent out to RNC:

As a registered Republican, I am very interested in becoming a "poll watcher" to prevent voter fraud at the 2004 elections. There are, however, several questions I have and would appreciate being provided information regarding the following:

1. What kind of "official RNC" training material is provided to state and local precincts for individuals interested in poll watching?

2. Where may this "official RNC" information be obtained from the RNC, other than through a local precinct?

3. To whom, at the national level of the RNC, may I direct further questions, i.e., who is the person or persons in charge of the compilation and dissemination of instruction materials/procedures pertaining to federal and state election laws?

I would appreciate your prompt attention to my questions. Thank you for your time.

978 posted on 11/15/2002 6:44 PM EST by nicmarlo

Good questions, all...MUD

12 posted on 11/16/2002 3:21:13 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Cyber-Band
"The Jake Porter Story!!"

"Jake got the ball. He started to genuflect, as he'd practiced all week. Teammates stopped him and told him to run, but Jake started going in the wrong direction. The back judge rerouted him toward the line of scrimmage. Suddenly, the Waverly defense parted like peasants for the king and urged him to go on his grinning sprint to the end zone. Imagine having 21 teammates on the field. In the stands mothers cried and fathers roared. Players on both sidelines held their helmets to the sky and whooped. In the red-cheeked glee afterward, Jake's mom, Liz, a single parent and a waitress at a coffee shop, ran up to the 295-pound [opposing coach]Dewitt to thank him. But she was so emotional, no words would come."

Tearful FReegards...MUD

13 posted on 11/16/2002 3:28:46 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: George W. Bush; Reagan Man; holdonnow
ROFLMAO!!! Good ta see ya again, Dubyuh...I know Karl Rove's been tellin' ya to keep a low FReeper profile so as not to alert the RATS to JimRob's Forum's import in the Big Scheme of Things, but I just want to say that you have been missed!!

And now I can honestly say--once again--I wuz jist talkin' ta George W. Bush over on another thread.

BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD

14 posted on 11/16/2002 3:35:49 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Snow Bunny; Landru; FallGuy; coteblanche; ArneFufkin
"Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")

Lib'rals...my FRiends...
When will yer hatred disappear?!
Leftists...my bro's...
Help tell Dem zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good intents in their souls...
IGNORANT FOOLS...EVIL Goals!!
Please explain why Clinton Lied!!
But Lib'rals...my FRiends...
'Twas fer FReedom that FReepers fight!!

Lib'rals...are ignorant...yeah...
Minion DOLTS...put HATE aside!!
Lib'rals...we'll still love ya...
MLK ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bil Clinton...YOU SHALL BE DETHRONED NEXT YEAR!!!"

(Haunting keyboard solo)

So...daughters, gently sleep...
Fer yer futures, Right does FReep!!
Avenge Slick Willie's shameless crimes!!
And soldiers...Our Sons, please just know that "WE ARE RIGHT!!"

'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls...
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Lib'rals...FReepers love ya, baby...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let DemonRATS git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join the Fight!!
Lib'rals...Dimwits...ain't it good to be alive?!
Sosh'lists...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...

FReegards...MUD

3 posted on 9/18/01 11:44 AM Eastern by Mudboy Slim

Revised today...MUD

15 posted on 11/16/2002 4:01:59 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Ragtime Cowgirl; summer; AuntB; Geezerette; seattlesue; Cincinatus' Wife; Billie
"Here, Teach."

What a wonderful idea, my FRiend...we shall teach the Lib'rals...MUD

16 posted on 11/16/2002 4:04:35 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: goldilucky; conservativemusician; M. Thatcher; Rush Limbaugh; Cyber-Band
Well, here's another Zeppelin song fer ya then...

"Right's Battle Against Left's Whore'd!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "The Battle of Evermore")

The King of Lyin' smugly bows...
"Respect the EX-Prez," we're told...
"Protests shall cease...he'll be gone soon...
Just leave Ol' Slick alone!!"

Has the Right lost its mind?!
DETHRONE LEFT'S WHORE!!
Lib'rals kill with great delight...
The Right must fight this War...
Folks, throw down the gauntlet now...
Rest not 'til Slick's DETHRONED!!
Side-by-side, we'll FReep and fight...
Right shall win this Culture War!! Ohh-oh-ah-oahhhhh...

Hey...Dems gotta wonder...
How far protectin' Slick they'll go!
Ain't waitin' fer some Righteous Republicans...
To stand up and Re-Impeach Left's 'HO!!
The Wisdom of the Forefathers told...
"Preserve Equal Justice!!"
Imprison Slick 'cuz Law don't care...
'Tween naif or President...No nooooo!!

This Country is worth the fight...
Truth shall CONDEMN Left's Blight!!
Lib'rals enslave folks brown and black...
The Med'yuh feeds their dread...ohhhh...
Fear is the Lib'rals' Plight...
Publik-skewl-ignorantized!!!
This World is filled with Good and Bad...
How will our children know?!
Ohh...now...ohh-oh-ohhh...

Orwell, yer book wuz WRONG...
Bold FReepers taught me so...
Fine time fer an uprise...
RE-IMPEACH THE CHI-COM 'HO!!
The Pain of War cannot exceed...
Waco's burnt stench of Death!!
Our drums shall shake Slick's HarlemHalls...
Our guitars shall steal Slick's breath!!
Fight on...sing fer our Nation...Fight on...
VOTE RIGHT...the Left shall fall!!
No need for Fear...we'll set things Right...
Our Might'll transform the World!!
Dance with the FReepin' Right...
Sing 'til the mornin' lights!!
History looms...be Strong and Bold...
We'll bring True Justice back!!
Bring it back...

At last, Reagan'll be smilin'...
At Guv'ment small and nice.
We have caged The Butcher of Christians...
Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!!
Ahhh...ee-eye-ohhhh...ahhh-ah-ahh...

Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back...INDICT Slick...bring it back...then CONVICT...

Oh now...oh now...oh now...YES, NOW...oh now...oh now...oh now...
Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW ooh...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW SING IT!!
Sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it........

Mudboy Slim

7 October 2000...March For Liberty...Washington, DC (Lincoln Monument)...Be there if you still think this Country's worth Fightin' Fer!!!

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 09/01/2000 08:44:48 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The Anti-Clinton!!)

Well, I gotta go cheer on my HOOS against that Pack of Wolves from NC State...later!!

MUD

17 posted on 11/16/2002 4:15:54 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
Thanks, mud; I'll post their reply when received.
18 posted on 11/16/2002 4:59:12 AM PST by nicmarlo
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To: nicmarlo
Kewl...we wouldn't want a bunch of unregulated RightWingZealots mannin' the polls, would we?!

FReegards...MUD

19 posted on 11/16/2002 5:01:44 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
"Turn the channel, Daddy, it's the BadMan!!"

You brought 'em up right, MUD!

{{{{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}}}}

20 posted on 11/16/2002 5:39:35 AM PST by dansangel
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To: Mudboy Slim
we wouldn't want a bunch of unregulated RightWingZealots mannin' the polls, would we?!

More to the point, of course, is a bunch of uninformed poll watcher being intimidated by the NAACP, ACLU, Rat liars, etc.....

21 posted on 11/16/2002 5:49:36 AM PST by nicmarlo
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To: Mudboy Slim
"Aint' that Right, Landru?!"

Sorry, pal; pass.
Want no part of that.

...another "Sister Wendy" I *don't* need.

22 posted on 11/16/2002 7:38:55 AM PST by Landru
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To: Mudboy Slim; nicmarlo

23 posted on 11/16/2002 9:00:11 AM PST by MeekOneGOP
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To: Mudboy Slim
Good stuff Mud!

Keep on truckin!

24 posted on 11/16/2002 4:06:10 PM PST by Reagan Man
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To: Mudboy Slim
Umm what about maybe Sting. I just love Sting.
25 posted on 11/16/2002 6:14:48 PM PST by goldilucky
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To: Mudboy Slim
This Country is worth the fight...

Darn right it. And vigilant we shall be!

26 posted on 11/16/2002 6:16:40 PM PST by goldilucky
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To: Mudboy Slim
This Country is worth the fight...

Darn right it is. And vigilant we shall be!

27 posted on 11/16/2002 6:16:54 PM PST by goldilucky
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To: Taxman; AAPATRIOT; P8riot
"Mr. Justice Holmes: "As life is action and passion, man must be engaged in the action and passion of his times, lest he be thought not to have lived."

That OliverWendell wuz a wise ol' coot...MUD

28 posted on 11/17/2002 7:07:44 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Diogenesis; Republic
"Gotta See This: Operation Enduring FReedom!! (11/16/02)"

Some incredibly good pictures, folks...MUD

29 posted on 11/17/2002 7:26:58 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Snow Bunny; Cyber-Band; FallGuy
Well, the "Thank You, Snow Bunny" thread came and went before I could read it or post to it, so I'll just say, it'll be good to have ya back, Miz Bunny...MUD
30 posted on 11/17/2002 7:30:18 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: goldilucky
"...vigilant we shall be!"

Yes, we shall, my FRiend...MUD

31 posted on 11/18/2002 3:56:05 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: goldilucky
Sting, ya say? Never been a big Sting fan, but I'm open to suggestion...got any favorites you think might be extra good fer FReepin'? I know more "Police" than I do Sting by hisself, but that doesn't really matter...MUD
32 posted on 11/18/2002 3:57:56 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: dansangel
"You brought 'em up right, MUD!"

LOL...I's a workin' on it.

FReegards...MUD

33 posted on 11/18/2002 3:59:34 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: nicmarlo; Angelwood; kristinn; tgslTakoma
"a bunch of uninformed poll watcher being intimidated by the NAACP, ACLU, Rat liars, etc..."

Excellent point, my FRiend...still, RightWingPollWatchers can find out all the particulars directly from Angelwood and kristinn and Ms. Takoma, who are well-educated on the rules of Peaceful Exercise of our First Amendment Rights!!

Still, if the GOP wants to type it up, more power to 'em!!

FReegards...MUD

34 posted on 11/18/2002 4:03:02 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Landru
"Want no part of that."

No problema, mi muchacho...I'll handle it.

FReegards...MUD

35 posted on 11/18/2002 7:13:33 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: MeeknMing
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! FReegards backatcha...MUD


36 posted on 11/18/2002 7:14:21 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Reagan Man
Will do, mi amigo...

"Truckin'"
(As sung by the Grateful Dead)

Truckin' - got my chips cashed in
Keep Truckin - like the doodah man
Together - more or less in line
Just keep Truckin on

Arrows of neon and flashing marquees out on Main Street
Chicago, New York, Detroit it's all on the same street
Your typical city involved in a typical daydream
Hang it up and see what tomorrow brings

Dallas - got a soft machine
Houston - too close to New Orleans
New York - got the ways and means
but just won't let you be

Most of the RATS you meet on the street speak of True Love
Most of the time they're sittin and cryin at home
One of these days RATS know they gotta get goin'
Dethrone Left's Whore and come join our FReep or git stoned!!

Truckin - like the doodah man
once told me you got to play your hand
sometime - the cards ain't worth a dime
if you don't lay em down

Sometimes the light's all shining on me
Other times I can barely see
Lately it occurs to me
What a long strange trip it's been!!

What in the world ever became of sweet Jane?
She lost her sparkle, you know she isn't the same
Living on reds, vitamin C and cocaine
all a friend can say is "ain't it a shame"

Truckin' -- up to Buffalo
Been thinkin - you got to mellow slow
Takes time - you pick a place to go
and just keep Truckin on

Sitting and staring out of a hotel window
Got a tip they're gonna kick the door in again
I'd like to get some sleep before I travel
but if you got a warrant I guess you're gonna come in

Busted - down on Bourbon Street
Set up - like a bowling pin
Knocked down - it gets to wearing thin
They just won't let you be

You're sick of hanging around and you'd like to travel
Tired of travel, you want to settle down
I guess they can't revoke your soul for trying
Get out of the door - light out and look all around

Sometimes the light's all shining on me
Other times I can barely see
Lately it occurs to me
what a long strange trip it's been

Truckin - I'm goin home
Whoa-oh baby, back where I belong
Back home - sit down and patch my bones
and get back Truckin on

Work in progress...MUD

37 posted on 11/18/2002 7:28:50 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim

38 posted on 11/18/2002 7:34:32 AM PST by MeekOneGOP
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To: AAABEST; JohnHuang2; LS; Tolerance Sucks Rocks; GunsareOK; Tinman; Dukie; Landru; sultan88
Joe Farah's "Tune in, turn around, drop out"

"Learn how to push back and exact a cost. When they slap your face, your take your fist and ram it down their throat. Humiliate them, laugh at them, out-scream their screamers. Cost them money and learn how to frustrate them at every turn. Expose them for the liars they are. Kick the stool out from under them then kick the s**t out of them when they're on the floor. I promise you if you don't, they'll ruin, you, your family, your offspring's future and your country."

Yep...MUD

39 posted on 11/18/2002 7:54:57 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: MeeknMing; dirtboy; Askel5; Clinton's a liar; Critter; Elle Bee; AppyPappy; Militiaman7; ...
"If You Wanna Git Bill Clinton...!!"
(To be sung to the Ozark Mountain Daredevils' "If You Wanna Get To Heaven...")

(Mudboy on harp...)

I never read it in the papers...I never saw it on the news...
I heard it on Rush Limbaugh...on AM radio...
If you hate the Waco Slaughter...
You gotta help FReep fer a spell!!
If you wanna git Bill Clinton...
We Gotta RAISE A LOTTA HELL!!!
Yeah...

I am...therefore, I FReep!!
Folks, Right feels it in our souls...
Won'tcha meet me at the White House?!
Re-Impeach!! We'll reach our goal!!
If you wanna know a secret...
You gotta promise you shall yell!!
Right's gonna Re-Impeach Bill Clinton...
We're gonna put Slick in a cell!!

(MUD harpin' like the dickens!!!)

I never thought it'd be this easy...
I never thought it'd be this fun...
But we FReeped Truth on Rush Limbaugh...
Now, we got RATS on the run!!
If you fear Country's in danger...
You gotta go FReep OsamaBill!!
Folks, we're gonna git Bill Clinton...
We'll Dethrone Slick's Soul to HELL!!!

(MUD harpin' fer his dinner!!!)

Folks, we're gonna git Bill Clinton...
FReepers, gonna git Bill Clinton!!!
Gonna send Slick straight to Prison!!!
Folks, it's SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!!

FReegards, all...MUD

"No man can know what power he can call rightly his unless he presses a little."
Robert Frost, notebook entry, 1913

1 Posted on 08/07/2000 21:11:04 PDT by Mudboy Slim ('Cuz Justice is worth fightin' fer!!)

Heh heh heh...MUD

40 posted on 11/18/2002 8:04:52 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: George W. Bush; Rush Limbaugh; M. Thatcher
"Sun Tzu Say..."

"If one gains victory in battle and is successful in attacks, but does not exploit those achievements, it is disastrous. This is called waste and delay. Therefore, I say the wise general thinks about it, and the good general executes it. If it is not advantageous, do not move; if there is no gain, do not use troops; if there is no danger, do not do battle. The ruler may not move his army out of anger; the general may not do battle out of wrath. If it is advantageous, move; if it is not advantageous, stop."

"Those angry will be happy again, and those wrathful will be cheerful again, but a destroyed nation cannot exist again, the dead cannot be brought back to life. Therefore, the enlightened ruler is prudent, the good general is cautious. This is the Way of securing the nation, and preserving the army."

FReegards...MUD

41 posted on 11/18/2002 9:18:55 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: goldilucky; holdonnow; Taxman
"SUN-TZU: THE PRINCIPLES OF WARFARE
"THE ART OF WAR"

Chapter Three: Planning Attacks

Sun-tzu said:

"Generally in warfare, keeping a nation intact is best, destroying a nation second best; keeping an army intact is best, destroying an army second best; keeping a battalion intact is best, destroying a battalion second best; keeping a company intact is best, destroying a company second best; keeping a squad intact is best, destroying a squad second best."

"Therefore, to gain a hundred victories in a hundred battles is not the highest excellence; to subjugate the enemy's army without doing battle is the highest of excellence."

"Therefore, the best warfare strategy is to attack the enemy's plans, next is to attack alliances, next is to attack the army, and the worst is to attack a walled city. Laying siege to a city is only done when other options are not available."

"To build large protective shields, armored wagons, and make ready the necessary arms and equipment will require at least three months. To build earthen mounds against the walls will require another three months. If the general cannot control his temper and sends troops to swarm the walls, one third of them will be killed, and the city will still not be taken. This is the kind of calamity when laying siege to a walled city."

"Therefore, one who is skilled in warfare principles subdues the enemy without doing battle, takes the enemy's walled city without attacking, and overthrows the enemy quickly, without protracted warfare. His aim must be to take All-Under-Heaven intact. Therefore, weapons will not be blunted, and gains will be intact."

Regime Change in Iraq will happen with less bloodshed than is commonly assumed...MUD

31 posted on 10/17/2002 2:17 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim

Still true...MUD

42 posted on 11/18/2002 9:30:23 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: conservativemusician
"Tyranny"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Jeremy")

At home, whackin' willard o'er vanities...Ol' Slick's new "job."
Yellow-bellied SCUM!! Bill Loathes the Military. (That's ME!!)
Children slayed by tools of Butch Reno!!
Medyuh didn't give attention...ohhh, to the fact that Bubba didn't care!!
King Osama bil Clinton Fooled Left's Whore'd!!

Tyranny Woke and RATS Shall Pay!!!!!
McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!!!!

Clearly, Slick remembers...sickenin' mudboy.
Seems that intern sure could suck...
Oooh...but Slick Unleashed a Lion!!!
JimRob FReeped and Limbaugh's Legions Craved Justice!!
How could we "forget?"!! 'Cuz Slick's hit US with his evil best!!
My jaw ain't hurting, Slick's wide open.
Just like the day...like the day we learn'd....
Daddies shouldn't give affection (NO!!) to interns the same age as Chelsea-dear.
Queen HildaBeast the Wicked rules Slick's World.

Tyranny's Woken...WhupRATS Today!!
McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!
SlickWillie's Spokesmen...Be Quite Afraid!!
MudboySlim smoked Slick...RATS Beware!!

Try to forget this...try to erase this from the blackboard.

FReegards...MUD

5 posted on 09/29/2002 2:48 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

FReegards...MUD

43 posted on 11/18/2002 9:45:53 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Cyber-Band; conservativemusician; budwiesest; backhoe; PhiKapMom; AuntB; Dukie; ArneFufkin; ...
"The Ballads of Mudboy Slim"

Once upon a time, there was a magical Kingdom, where a God-fearing, industrious people flourished, enjoying their Lives, their Liberty, and their Pursuit of Happiness. These good people were empowered by their trust in a Government of Constitutionally-limited powers, the inherent goodness of their Democratically-chosen Leaders, and their belief that Justice and the Rule of Law ultimately triumphs over all. This Great Kingdom, led by the patriot Reagan, fought the Great Crusade against the evil, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and were Victorious, inspiring other Peoples--longing for FReedom--to look upon the Kingdom as a Shining City on the Hill!

Until one day, a devious cabal of power-hungry men and womyn infiltrated the Kingdom, casting a wicked spell of Fear, Cynicism, and Doubt that steadily enslaved ever-increasing numbers of these good people in the shackles of Dependency and Entitlement. And the power of these despoilers of freedom--who called themselves Lib'rals--grew immense, as they wrested control of the Halls of Enlightenment, the Chroniclers of Information, the Ministry of Culture, and the gargantuan Bureaucracy of Regulators. As the Great Reagan and his many strong Knights returned from vanquishing the despots of the Red Fiefdom, they wearily attempted to resist this Vast, Left-Wing Conspiracy and the sinister tide of Pessimism that had permeated the Soul of their once-great Kingdom. However, Reagan had grown weak and ill from his heroic efforts, and the defenders of Liberty--who called themselves Conservatives--found themselves without a strong leader, and temporarily without direction. And the Sheeple were spell-bound and silent...

Into this breach strode the vile, boorish ruler, Slick Willie, a charlatan without a soul, devoid of character, and driven only by a shameless Lust for Power (and for young harlots to whom he was not betrothed). The Lib'rals hailed his tyrannical reign and excused his TREASONOUS crimes, as this self-styled "Effete Elite" secretly despised the Kingdom's granting of FReedom and Liberty to the peasant folk, for it empowered their subjects and undercut the Lib'rals' claim on Power. The corrupt Slick Willie--who came to be known as Billzabubba--sought to further the enslavement of the once-strong Sheeple by secretly colluding with the despots of a new, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and conspired to increase his countrymen's dependence on the Omnipotent Diety of Guv'ment. Still, the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent...

Until, gloriously, a wise man of Noble, yet Humble, descent--who came to be known as the Maja Rushi--arose from the masses, and spread accross the Kingdom his message of The Way Things Ought To Be. An heir to the optimism of Reagan, the Maja Rushi inspired millions to awake from their Mellow Apathy and strike out against the tyrannical rule of the Lib'rals and the reign of the evil Billzabubba. Still, most of the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent...

Finally, a young balladeer--who came to be known as Mudboy Slim--joined the Great Crusade against Slick Willie! This young Patriot combined the optimism of Reagan with the wisdom of the Maja Rushi. Mudboy and MUDzMerryMinstrels vocalized many great folk songs that enlivened the Masses, causing the corrupt, Lib'ral spell to be broken and Billzabubba and his Lib'ral apologists to be vanquished from Power!!

Thus, there dawned a great new Libertarian Era of ever-shrinking governmental authority and an ever-expanding emphasis on Individual Liberty and Personal Responsibility. Herein are compiled but a few of those songs that have been passed down through the Ages, The Ballads of Mudboy Slim...

1 Posted on 07/27/1999 22:20:57 PDT by Mudboy Slim

So Sayeth the Word of...MUD

44 posted on 11/18/2002 10:07:55 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: MissAmericanPie; JohnHuang2; Landru; Corin Stormhands; P8riot; Administrative Simplification; ...
Happy Second FReeper B-Day, my FRiend!!

"The Liberal Lie"
(To be sung to Don McLean's "American Pie")

A long, long time ago, Bill could still remember
How his Sweet Sax used to make them smile,
And he knew if he had his chance,
That he could make those suckers dance,
And maybe he could fool 'em for awhile.
But Whitewater's a nasty river,
Those sordid scandals made the Left shiver.
With John Huang his Lead Sales Rep,
Dem Chinese funds Bill'd collect.
I can't remember if I cried,
When I learned the extent Slick Willie'd lied,
But something touched me deep inside, the day Clintonism died.
So, Bye-bye to the DemonRAT's Lie,
Drove our country to bankruptcy, but our wallets ran dry.
Teddy and his boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"

Are you one of "The Ignorant"?!
And do you have faith in government, 'cuz Bill Clinton tells you so?
And do you believe Gore didn't know?
Will God forgive Janet Reno...for the twenty-seven dead kids at Waco?
Well, I know that you're in love with Slick,
But his Administration makes me sick!!
Your votes allowed this ruse, ma-a-an, you gotta be feelin' used!!
Bill's just a middle-aged, cocksure schmuck,
Lookin' for redemption and some whores who suck,
But he knew he was outta luck the day his intern LIED!
I started singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal Lie, drove our culture to the gutter,
But Left's "One-World" was Vile!"
And DemLeftWingFools were kneelin'..."Slick's still our guy."
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"

Now for ten years, we've dealt with his sleaze,
While Bill's grown phat on funds Chinese,
But that's not "The Way Things Ought To Be"!
Then, Mudboy sang 'gainst the King and Queen,
With a strength derived from livin' FRee,
In a voice crying out for Liberty!
And while RAT'sKing was feelin' down, good FReepers run him outta town.
The Left Wing was concerned, Left's Icon had been spurned.
And while Hell'ry read her book on Marx,
Vince Foster's corpse ditched in the Park,
Still we smoked ceegars on a lark, the day the Networks lied!
Mudboy's singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Socialist Lie,
Drove the needy to addiction while they smoked to get high!"
And them UnionThugs were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin' "This'll be the day that we die!
This will be the day that Slick fries!!!"

Senate hearings in a Summer swelter,
John Glenn provided Clinton's fall-out shelter,
He once flew high, now he's fallin' fast.
LeftistWhore'd can kiss my ass! While DemonRATS cry, "Just give Bill a pass",
Since Ol' Slicks' just gettin' hummers from some "Lass"!
Next, the LeftWing arrogance resumed,
While Fleetwood Mac played a vacuous tune.
The Left got up to dance! Oh, but Right never gave'em a chance!
'Cuz as the Lib'ral's tried to take the field,
John Ashcroft's staff refused to yield!
Do you recall how FReedom feels? Today Fascism died!
We kept on singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Clinton-Gore spies,
Drove their cronies to be Felons, but we know who ain't Right!"
Network Media twits, they just continued to lie,
Singin' "This'll be the day that we die!
This will be the day that we die!"

Oh, it's Reality the Left cannot face,
Spoiled generation lost in space,
With no time left to start again!
So, come on! Bush, be nimble, Dick, be quick!
DemonRATS, ya gotta dump this prick,
'Cuz next election's only just around the bend.
For as I watched Bill up on that stage,
My hands were clenched in fists of rage,
Took this Redneck Mad as Hell to break Bill Clinton's spell!
And as Mankind flew high and to the Right,
To fight the libertarian fight,
I saw Reagan laughin' with delight, the day Marxism died!
Ol' Ronnie's singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies,
Drove our country to the Devil, but Slick Willie, HE LIED!!"
And BillzaBubba's drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin' "This'll be the day I RESIGN! Gosh, I sure wish I'd have just RESIGNED!!"

It seems the Media's a bit confused,
So I urge you, ignore the Network News,
That's why their marks are down to stay.
As citizens, we deserve more than lies obstructin' crimes galore!
But Rush Limbaugh knew, "The Truth will win the day!"
And in the streets, the children gleemed,
The lovers sighed and the poets dreamed...
'Cuz Liberalism's chokin', the Far Left's hold's been broken.
And the three men I admire most, the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost,
They raised their glasses for a toast, the day Clintonism died.
And they were singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies,
Drove our Country to the Devil, but Bill Clinton, HE LIED!"
And Liberals're drinkin Kool-Aid and Lye,
Singin' "History'll say that Slick LIED! History'll know that Slick SPIED!"

Don was singin'...
"Bye-bye, Miss American Pie,
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry."
And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin', "This'll be the day the Left dies!
This'll be the day Justice's THINE!!!"

FReep On, Good Patriots, FReep On!!

MUD

P.S. When I get back, look fer some jammin' new tunes by U2, the Doors, the Who, and others...I write my best stuff while on vacation!!

1 Posted on 08/23/1999 00:08:52 PDT by Mudboy Slim

45 posted on 11/18/2002 10:36:11 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim; sultan88
It's that time once again, kiddies.
Yes, that time where we review Sunday's scoreboard & then reevaluate the status of the wager!!
Now then without any further ado let us begin, shall we??

Week 10's contest pitted the Deadskins & Giants, and the Steelers & Tenn whateverinthehells.
Final results WERE!!??????

Deadskins 17, Giants 19
Steelers 23, Tenn 31

Well boyz??
Looks like it's a wash with neither team picking up or losing any ground to one another.

Standing are as follows:
Deadskins 4W-6L
Steelers 5W-4L-1T

Since the Steelers have maintained their 1.5 game lead going into week 11?
The Sultan also continues his lead with the ongoing wager.
(~agonizing having to sit there & helplessly watch those $$s flyin' away from ya, huh Mud?)

-Certified-

...that is all. :o)

46 posted on 11/18/2002 1:27:19 PM PST by Landru
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To: Landru; sultan88
"(~agonizing having to sit there & helplessly watch those $$s flyin' away from ya, huh Mud?)"

Kinda tough to make the "We're goin' to the Super Bowl" argument with a straight face after an ugly performance like yesterday's, but I figger we're gonna put Ramsey back in there at QB fer the rest of the year and roll the dice...it ain't over 'til it's over!!

Good judging, dude, with minimal pro-Sultan Bias this time...MUD

47 posted on 11/18/2002 1:54:02 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Reagan Man; Billie; ArneFufkin; coteblanche; Sabertooth; ravinson; doug from upland; stand watie; ..
"Truckin'!!"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Truckin'")

Truckin'...Help the Righteous Win!!
Keep Truckin'...like that Limbaugh man...
Together - more or less in line
Right keeps Truckin' ah-ah-ah-ahOn...

Angelwood, JeffHead, and JimRob they FReepOut on Main Street
Chicago, New York, DeeCee, it's all parta the same FReep!!
Atypical Patriots involved in a typical day-FReep...
Git Ol' Slick and see what tomorrow brings!!

Dallas - got a soft machine
Houston - too close to New Orleans
New York - got the ways and means
but just won't let you be

Most of the RATS you meet on the street speak of True Love
Most of the time, they're sittin' and whinin' at home!!
One of these days, RATS know they gotta get goin'...
Dethrone Left's Whore, come join our FReeps, or Git Stoned!!

Truckin' - like that Limbaugh man
Once told me you got to play your hand
RINOs - the Power ain't worth a dime...
If you don't lay 'em down!!

Sometimes, the Right's soo simple to see...
Other times, RATS assault the FRee!!
Lately it occurs to me
What a long strange trip it's been!!

What in the world ever became of Slick Will?
Slick lost his office, and now he isn't the same!!
Living with RATS, the HildaBeast and Cocaine...
All the World could say is "Ain't it a shame?!!"

Dubyuh -- help take Sodom Down...
Been thinkin' - we gotta whup Left's HO's!!
Takes time - you pick a place to go...
And just keep Truckin' on!!

Sitting and staring at the burnin' Twin Towers...
Gotta fight...or they're gonna strike Our Country again!!
I'd like to get some FReepin' 'fore we rumble...
'Cuz we are the GoodGuys, ya know the coppers are OUR FRiends!!

Rushbo...Come and Help US FReeP!!
Bake Sale...just like Dan's again!!
ROCK now!! We shall defeat Left's spin!!
Left just won't let you be-ee-ee-ee...

You're sick of hanging around and you'd like to travel...
Come and help us, join US in DeeCeeTown!!
You know they can't revoke our votes, Left's trying...
DETHRONE DemRATS' Whore...FReep out and dance to Right's sound!!

Sometimes the light's all shining on me
Other times I can barely see
Lately it occurs to me
what a long strange trip it's been

Truckin - I'm goin home
Whoa-oh baby, back where I belong
Back home - sit down and patch my bones
and get back Truckin on

Almost done...MUD

48 posted on 11/18/2002 1:55:31 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
"Good judging, dude, with minimal pro-Sultan Bias this time...MUD"

HA!!!!!!
~eh, what'cha talkin' about, son??
I'm a *Judge*; not, a commentator for CNNCBSNBCABC.

...I mean, I report, you decide, right? ;^)

49 posted on 11/18/2002 1:59:29 PM PST by Landru
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To: Landru
"I report, you decide, right?"

I'll grant you that......this time.

LOL...MUD

50 posted on 11/18/2002 2:01:39 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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