"You're Gone John!" (To "Big Bad John")

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[Husker8877]

"YOU'RE GONE JOHN" (to the tune of "Big Bad John")

Got his ass kicked, but still barely alive
He stood six-foot-six and weighed one-thirty-five
Kinda narrow at the shoulders, broad at the hips
And everybody knew you’d never hear him quit
Gone John
Gone John... Gone John... You're Gone John

Nobody seemed to know what state he’d served
Kinda drifted on the scene like a pinko perv
Never voted much, just hunted ducks
If he voted at all it was "America sucks!"
Gone John

Someone said he came from Boston Mass
Where he found a rich girl and married her ass
Then a crashing blow to that crazy heir
Opened up a spot for a billionaire
Gone John
Gone John... Gone John... You're Gone John

Then came the day at the bottom of the polls
Lil' Dean cracked and the dems hit the shoals
Named this geek to be their man
Though he’d sold us out in Nam
Gone John

Through the dust and the smoke of this Kerry hell
Stepped a Giant of a Man that we all knew well
Grabbed Jonny by the scruff and said "Run on home"
And like a giant oak tree Dubya stood alone
Big George
Big George... Big George... BIG BAD GEORGE!!!!

With all of his strength he gave a big push
Then the Freepers yelled out "Thank God for Bush!"
And the country scrambled from a would-be grave
Leaving John/John left to cave
Gone John

With lawyers and liars they tried to sue
Then came that rumble from the people who
Said "Hit the road SoreLoserman"
"Dubya won, and we’re sick of you"
Lil' John...
Gone John... Gone John... You're Gone John

They never heard again from that worthless twit
‘Cept for he and the Breck Girl’s Hissy fit
These few words will be written of today:
"Dubya’s still best for the USA!!!"
Big George...
Big George... Big George... BIG BAD GEORGE!!!

[Husker8877]

GOD BLESS GWB!!!!!!!!

[Max Combined]

Great!

[Sgt_Schultze]

I can't stop laughing after I got to the line about 6 fot 6 and weighed one thirty-five

[tuffydoodle]

Let's give Long Gone Traitor John the one-fingered victory salute!!

[OldFriend]

Just heard Rush say tht Fudd lectured the President on bringing the country together.

This is a man totally without dignity or honor.

He stole the VN vet's honor, cost the lives of millions of asians, jeopardised the lives of our soldiers, and now he dares to lecture our beloved president.

[Ancesthntr]

How's this?:

http://wavcentral.com/cgi-bin/log/log.cgi?id=4009&sound=/sounds/movies/first_blood/fbover2.mp3