I like lobster, and it eats s4it it's whole life. Catfish fried up right is real good. I do need lots of salt on it though, preferably with a beer or 2 or 3 or 4.
After reading your reply to my post and that of TheBigB -- you are deemed fully qualified and acceptable for inclusion into the Redneck Fraternity!
Your RC Cola and a bag of salted peanuts will arrive shortly via UPS (the trick is to drink some of the RC Cola, pour in the peanuts, and drink some more before the foam escapes the bottle), along with a lifetime fishing license (using my favorite lure, the Dupont Spinner (stick of dynamite), is at your own risk), beer discount card, and various other valuable member benefits.
Welcome aboard!