Kerry RIP

[Greene11]

RIP

Here lies Kerry, a rascal of a man Shrewd and clever, he had secret plan He told us he was an alter boy But it really was just a ploy For babies he would destroy

A war hero who said he’d protect our land Why then did his comrades say it was a scam? Convinced that if his lies were eloquent He would be more than a Massachusetts resident He would become president

But Americans saw through it all We didn’t want to see our country fall Freedom rings in this great land We voted in the better man George W. Bush stands!

[anniegetyourgun]

Are you sure you guys are up to the task of getting all those who signed up in the last 100 days back in line with respect to posting vanities? In fact, the horse is out-of-the-barn with some of the long-timers too.

Perhaps it's time to set up a vanity of your own. I recommend you call it RETRAINING or RE-BOOTCAMP - and make it mandatory!

[Maceman]

IT'S NO LONGER A BLUE WORLD, MAX!!!

[ladyinred]

Your poem is pretty good, and I appreciated it.

[anniegetyourgun]

Go to your room, young man.

[Dexter5]

Said today in the Oval Office,

"Dan Rather's credibility's dead. So is CBS News -- the National Democratic Party -- that stronz McAuliffe -- CNN -- the New York Times -- the ABC News Political Unit -- Sadaam Hussein -- Uday & Qusay -- the Taliban -- that fat Michael Moore -- Today I settled all Family business..."

[PeterFinn]

I didn't like Kerry, but guy has way more class than Gore. Kerry conceded instead of making a mess. I'd never, ever vote for him, but I have more respect for him after the election. I appreciate that he did the mature thing and now we should be mature about it and accept his gracious surrender.

Which, on thinking about it, is much easier to do since

BUSH WON!!! BUSH WON!!! BUSH WON!!! BUSH WON!!! BUSH WON!!! BUSH WON!!! BUSH WON!!! BUSH WON!!! BUSH WON!!! BUSH WON!!! BUSH WON!!! BUSH WON!!! BUSH WON!!! BUSH WON!!! BUSH WON!!! BUSH WON!!! BUSH WON!!! BUSH WON!!!