Bin Laden Sites Threatening Red States

FOX NEWS | 11/03/04 | Snapple

[Snapple]

On FOX TV they say that Bin Laden's Internet Sites are already threatening the Red States.

[ValerieUSA]

I got news for bin Laden --- he attacked a blue state already - the moron. New York still voted for his candidate. Go figure.

[SE Mom]

Oh for pity's sake- like if we were all blue states, he'd refrain.

[Graybeard58]

BRING IT ON...I'LL GLADLY TAKE SOME OF YOU SOB TERRORISTS OUT MYSELF.

The coward bastards won't bring it on to you or to me directly. Their style is to attack school children and other defenseless targets.

[GregB]

What kind of gun is that????wow!!!!

[Esther Ruth]

Oooooh, my two boys want to know where they can get a gun like that, that will keep the bad guys away.

[Chad Fairbanks]

Crap. I live in a "Blue" state, so I guess I'll just have to be content with pointing out the terrorists' supporters around me.

Sigh.

[Missouri]

"Bring it on Bin Laden ! We got a load of buckshot fer ya !"

[unspun]

Go ahead and visit those red states. But with apologies, I live in Illinois (and volunteered for Bush in Wisconsin). Please let me know when you'll be in Iowa or Indiana. I'll come see you.

May the real Allah show you what He how he appraises your life.

[weegee]

Who pays for Bin Laden's website and what is to stop someone from paying a visit to the sponsor's home?

[mbennett203]

And we're so terrified. Come get some you punk bitches!

[jrewingjr]

Hey Bin Laden:

Please come to WV, so I can shoot you in the face. One shot, one kill. Won't need a bomb, won't need a machine gun. One round, that's it.

Towelheads are pu**ies.

[Bahbah]

That's hilarious.

[7.62 x 51mm]

I got your back, R_D. Save some for me.

[rwfromkansas]

bring it on camel humper

[tobyhill]

Oh no, I'm so scared.

[El Gato]

On FOX TV they say that Bin Laden's Internet Sites are already threatening the Red States.

They need to cross correlate the Red States with the gun ownership rate states. I believe they will find that the red states have much higher rates of private ownership of firearms that the blue states.

If they still want to play, bring 'em on. Personally I think they're too busy watching their own sixes over there to bother us much over here.

[aBootes]

Yeah. My house went red yesterday. Unfortunately, it is in the bluest county of one of the very bluest states. May OBL can use MapQuest or something.

[ol painless]

Looks like we have the same idea.

[mbennett203]

That too! And we're always happy to keep hell packed with fresh Jihadi souls!

[Blood of Tyrants]

Send them in. We are ready.