Posted on 11/04/2004 7:14:38 AM PST by CHARLITE
Democrats had a bad night, Republicans had a good night, and that means America had a great night. With Bush in and Daschle out, conservatives control the future of the War on Terror, the future of the Supreme Court, the future of taxation, and the future of government growth. Notwithstanding all of the complex issues at hand in this election, the basic message we can take from Tuesday's results is that Americans overwhelmingly support hawkish, right-wing, Reaganesque international relations. Apparently ''hop complacently to the United Nations'' was not as appealing an offer as ''kill terrorists today, tomorrow, and forever with big, loud bombs.''
Fascinatingly, while Americans completely rejected Kerry-style globalism, Democrats completely rejected Gore-style elections. If Gore had been in Kerrys shoes on Wednesday morning, there is simply no possibility that Gore would have conceded. We would now be seeing phenomenally pointless litigation, screaming Ohio Democrats, and 24-hour blocks of half-wit ''legal analysts'' proclaiming Kerry and Bush ''tied'' in the Buckeye State. I have never praised Sen. Kerry in this column, nor do I expect to do so again, but for conceding like a man, he deserves credit. Americans thank him for being a gracious gentleman and admitting to his (sizeable) loss.
As for Bushs win, it was pretty enormous. If one examines the electoral vote count, it looks like Bush won nicely, but narrowly. If you compare it to Reagan in '84 or even George H.W. Bush in 88, it indeed looks like a very close election. However, once one is cognizant of the tremendous, relentless, demonstrably vicious, wildly mendacious attacks leveled at President Bush, his electoral count is incredible.
In an effort to remind liberals and conservatives of the seemingly insurmountable odds that President Bush beat--and to quietly gloat--I somberly present the following list of barriers cleared by Bush, which Ive ineloquently titled ''What Bush Faced'':
--every word written by Michael Moore
--every dollar spent by George Soros
--the various ''lie'' books, including Al Frankens ''Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them,'' and David Corns ''The Lies of George W. Bush''
--perpetual rambling about Halliburton, the corporation now held responsible for 9/11, the Iraq war, the Cuban Missile Crisis, Communism, the Spanish Civil War, the French Revolution, and ''Gigli''
--the historic Red Sox victory, which the Kerry people said foreshadowed a Kerry victory
--the Redskins (now disputed) loss, which was supposed to signal a Kerry victory
--''Bushworld,'' Maureen Dowds heady collection of essays documenting her intrinsic obsession with--but overt dislike of--George W. Bush
--Air America, the radio station nobody liked but that the press heralded as the much-needed ''answer'' to Rush Limbaugh
--Barbra Streisand, the has-been singer who thinks somebody cares about her ludicrous ''Truth Alerts''
--endless, breathless reports about the horror and humiliation of Abu Ghraib
--The New York Times editorial board, which still hopes to pop out a few more Abu Ghraib stories
--Saddam Hussein, who really ruffled the feathers of this whole campaign
--Sen. Tom Harkins ridiculous claim that ''God wants'' Kerry
--the absurd prattle about ''neocons,'' a completely manufactured term based on liberals infatuation with name-calling
--Kerrys wild gay-baiting
--Kerrys torturous Vietnam reminiscences
--Howard Dean
--Susan Estrichs angry demand that Democrats play dirty
--Paul Krugmans delusional claim that the media is dominated by conservatives
--vicious assaults on Bush-Cheney headquarters around the country
--the exit polls, which turned out to be about as true as an Al Gore speech
--screamingly intellectual liberal websites, such as the aptly named ''John-Kerry-Is-a-Douchebag-but-Im-Voting-for-Him-Anyway,'' which boasts one enjoyable article entitled ''How F***ed We Are Right Now''
--Dan Rathers attempt to foist lies about President Bushs military career on the American people
--Democrats arrogant and incessant claims that Kerry whipped Bush in all three debates
--terrorists in Iraq, who, like Saddam, were no help at all
--Cameron Diaz, now internationally known as the second brightest liberal in America
--Janeane Garofolo, the brightest liberal in America
And still, we won.
© Copyright 2004 by Isaiah Z. Sterrett
About the Writer: Isaiah Sterrett is a young man from the California coastal area with wide interests, including writing and keeping up with current events and politics. He aspires to one day be an author, columnist, or attorney. Isaiah receives e-mail at dsterrett@earthlink.net.
WOW. I could not have said it better myself. THIS RESTORES MY FAITH IN THE GREAT PEOPLE OF THIS GREAT LAND. GOD BLESS AMERICA.
I am going to copy/paste this and send it to everyone in my e-mail address book whom I think is interested or needs to know this. I'm also sending it to every state GOP HQ and political operative I have an e-mail address for.
Thanks,
no dems
..." but for conceding like a man, he deserves credit. "
My suspicion is that someone called him up and said -
" Hey John, if they really start to look at these provisional ballots, they will trace back the massive fraud we tried on this directly to us. We didn't expect the courts to allow them to challenge, but when they did, we couldn't pull back all the phoney votes we bought. "
I was going to write a piece like this. This is great. I won't have to do it. We also beat the ballerina son of the 20th Century's greatest president.
ROFLMAO - liberals are so brilliant they make our job a heck of lot easier. They are conservatives' dream opponents!
That should show them that all of their attacks are no match for the prayers that were offered up to our Merciful and Faithful God!!! God gets the Glory and He deserves it!
Good article, but I think every here needs to keep something in perspective. The biggest obstacle George W. Bush faced in his re-election bid was his own administration during the last four years -- particularly in terms of Iraq and the Federal budget.
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