1 posted on
11/04/2004 12:28:32 PM PST by
Cableguy
To: Cableguy
1. Was distracted by late night erotic phone calls from Bill O'Reilly.LOL!
2 posted on
11/04/2004 12:30:01 PM PST by
mikegi
To: Cableguy
3. Thought America was ready for a lunatic first lady. Now THAT, my friends, is funny!
To: Cableguy
4 posted on
11/04/2004 12:30:36 PM PST by
StrictTime
(Pres. Bush HAS brought the country together! Praise the Lord and ignore the MSM!)
To: Cableguy
3. Thought America was ready for a lunatic first lady. LOL!!! Excellent!
5 posted on
11/04/2004 12:32:25 PM PST by
MCH
To: Cableguy
6 posted on
11/04/2004 12:33:16 PM PST by
sarasota
To: Cableguy
"The endorsement from Osama Bin Laden didn't exactly help him." That's funny. I don't care who you are!
7 posted on
11/04/2004 12:33:34 PM PST by
TXFireman
To: Cableguy
it's the Curse of the Bambino . . . which means that New York won't vote for a winning presidential candidate for two generations!
8 posted on
11/04/2004 12:33:55 PM PST by
conservatism_IS_compassion
(The idea around which liberalism coheres is that NOTHING actually matters but PR.)
To: Cableguy
To: Cableguy
Loved #1. I don't care who you are---Bill O'Reilly is getting old---in more ways than one!
10 posted on
11/04/2004 12:36:06 PM PST by
julymoon
(Top Ten List)
To: Cableguy
#11 Thought that Vietnam Vets all suffered from dementia.
11 posted on
11/04/2004 12:36:53 PM PST by
onyx
(John "F" Kerry deserves to be the final casualty of the Vietnam War - Re-elect Bush/Cheney)
To: Cableguy
Thought going on Stewart's show would help me.
Thought using the Clinton good squad was a good idea.
To: PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain; Invincibly Ignorant
8. Maybe it wasn't best idea to begin speeches with "yo mama is so fat" jokes.
Ping! ;o)
14 posted on
11/04/2004 12:39:39 PM PST by
malakhi
(Paleoconservative = Neoliberal)
To: Cableguy
Three words: "Blue Bunny Suit"
To: Cableguy; biblewonk
1. Was distracted by late night erotic phone calls from Bill O'Reilly. Remember, liberals (like Letterman and his writers) assume O'Reilly is a conservative. Thus, this was supposed to be a dig at conservatism. If not for O'Reilly's problem, they might have given us something about Rush Limbaugh and oxycontin.
I am so glad Letterman and his ilk get to sulk for four more years. :-)
19 posted on
11/04/2004 12:58:36 PM PST by
newgeezer
(Just my opinion, of course. Your mileage may vary. You have the right to be wrong.)
To: Cableguy
#1: "I brought in Hitlery and Bill's minions to run my pathetic campaign into the ground!"
#2: "I look like a girl when I throw a baseball or football"
#3: "W has hotter daughters"
#4: "They didn't tell me it was a bunny suit"
To: Cableguy
They are funny, most of them, but a little, uh, bitter. Dave needs to lighten up.
23 posted on
11/04/2004 1:11:45 PM PST by
fortunecookie
(My grandparents didn't flee communism so that I could live in Kerry's Kommune - and I won't have to.)
To: Darth Reagan
27 posted on
11/04/2004 1:34:48 PM PST by
marblehead17
(I love it when a plan comes together.)
To: Cableguy
i know, i'm the only person who things letterman is as funny as a tree stump. this stuff just falls flat. letterman ain't no carson. he's the "comedian" of people who think REM is cool instead of as hip as soda water.
36 posted on
11/04/2004 5:27:39 PM PST by
the invisib1e hand
(if a man lives long enough, he gets to see the same thing over and over.)
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