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Campus Columnist Makes Sex Threats Against Conservative Women (My title)
The Miami Student Online ^
| November 4, 2004
| Steve Markley
Posted on 11/04/2004 1:08:30 PM PST by Alexander Nevsky
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>Media bias Enacting revenge through sex By Steve Markley Reactionary ideologue Ann Coulter is coming to Miami next week courtesy of the College Republicans, which is this columnists dream come true.
However, the good Lord didnt see fit to set the date of this column for after her visit, so Ill just have to improvise. If Bush can go to war before he knows whats going on in a country, then I can take on Coulter before she actually says anything. So here is what my column would look like anyway had I written it after seeing Ms. Coulter: Two conclusions can be drawn from Ann Coulters speech before a sold-out audience at Miami this week. First, she is right-wing, bat-sh** crazy.
Ann Coulter makes Bill OReilly look like Martin Luther King Jr.
During her speech I sat in the front row, close enough to smell her breath wafting at me with the strong odor of vodka, vomit and Valiumclose enough that I had to explain over and over again to nearby friends the definition of a "camel toe." During her speech she made a strong stand against abortion, which makes sense because an aborted fetus does her no good.
She needs the flesh of lives babies for her sustenance.
She went on to (surprisingly) blame liberals for every bad thing to ever happen in American history. Shrieking like a lunatic, she made it clear that she values her own opinion far more than that silly liberal conspiracy known as "history." She is a Joe McCarthy apologist. Thats right, the man whose name has come to stand for everything paranoid,fearful and tyrannical about American government was "actually" the victim of liberal academics and media. Man, the things they dont teach you in HST 112.
Let me explain something quickly: I have a dream a goal, really to attempt to have sex with as many female right-wing pundits and icons as I can.
Why, you ask? Because I want to wake up the next day, tell them Ill call them soon, and then immediately delete the phone number from my cell.
Think about it. I could finally get back at conservative talk radio host, Laura Ingraham, not by debating her with sharp political insight, but simply by sleeping with her, and when she calls telling her, "Sorry, Im sort of busy tonight. Theres a lot of you aging but mildly bone-able right wing nutjobs out there whose feelings I have to hurt."
Then there are the Bush twins. Sweet God, what I wouldnt give.
Imagine if I boffed a Bush daughter? Every time I ran into Bush I could give him this sly little wink and shoot my finger at him like he does when he glosses over the incredible fallacies in his foreign and domestic policies.
Hed have to restrain a scowl and smile back, but deep inside hed be thinking, "Thats the major league asshole who did Jenna on my bed."
This is my only true ambition in life. However, Ive decided Ann Coulter is where I draw the line. If I wanted that experience Id simply dip my genitals in a jar of acid. Therefore, my second conclusion is this: There arent enough left-wing revenge fantasies in the world to get me to have sex with Ann Coulter. |
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: anncoulter
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To: capitan_refugio
Your screen name made me recall the Eisenstein movie by the same name. An interesting piece of cinema and propaganda.Thanks for noticing!
To: Alexander Nevsky
Frankly , not to worry, not enough Viagra in Ohio to make this girly-boy man enough to sex-up Anne or Laura. I'd say Helen Thomas is more up his alley.
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posted on
11/04/2004 2:03:15 PM PST
by
Calusa
(Misunderestimattitude.)
To: Pete; Alexander Nevsky; Texas dog
Seriously disturbed. One sick twisted freak. How does he manage to get that kind of thinly veiled threat published? Gee, he's convinced me to switch to the Dim side, just to avoid the date rapes alone (with extreme sarcasm).
I can't imagine how many people read his article and, being enmeshed in the ultra leftie world of academics, believe or trust him. And then, even his leftie women audience should be alarmed that he wants to use sex as a weapon. But they probably won't be. And finally, one has to presume that he can even get these conservative women to give him a second look. Yes, I realize he characterizes us conservative women as loopy or something worse. His editors need to step up and be responsible and check into his ideas on using sex as revenge. Very dangerous.
THIS person has a serious problem...
One word: Loser. This guy is a future rapist. He's sees sex as power.
He is a loser. He may already be a rapist, who knows? Sounds like the kind who wouldn't be adverse to taking advantage of a less than sober female friend.
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posted on
11/04/2004 2:06:09 PM PST
by
fortunecookie
(My grandparents didn't flee communism so that I could live in Kerry's Kommune - and I won't have to.)
To: steph_in_MD
This from an "educated" college man? Sounds like drivel from a pubescent middle school boy.
Well, Steve Markley may have had a pubescent air-wave teacher:
I thought Stern wrote this piece.
To: Alexander Nevsky
The rambling power-fantasy of a disturbed gay.
To: Alexander Nevsky
Ann would kick his ass. Laura Ingraham would emasculate the SOB.
Ain't a pubbie gal alive this guy could handle. Our gals are patriotic, smart, and beautiful . . . but, at the same time, there ain't nothin' more powerful than a pubbie gal scorned -- or cursed by a liberal.
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posted on
11/04/2004 2:08:31 PM PST
by
geedee
(The pacifist is as surely a traitor to his country and to humanity as is the most brutal wrongdoer.)
To: Alexander Nevsky
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posted on
11/04/2004 2:08:46 PM PST
by
Fiddlstix
(This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
To: Alexander Nevsky
Bet he fell for the Atomic Sit-Up gag as a frosh and has been bitter ever since.
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posted on
11/04/2004 2:09:22 PM PST
by
fat city
(Julius Rosenberg's soviet code name was "Liberal")
To: Alexander Nevsky
Okay come on....this was written by Bill Clinton, right?
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posted on
11/04/2004 2:10:07 PM PST
by
Osage Orange
(Dems...those unaccountable looking, gargoyle-like scarecrows looking to party, and raid the pantry.)
To: skaterboy
If sexual predators like this idiot are roaming the campus "If"? I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but narcissistic predators like this punk have been roaming college campuses for at least a couple generations. I used to know one pretty well. He was a real piece o' work. Treated women like chattel. Sadly, most of them seemed to be okay with that.
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posted on
11/04/2004 2:11:12 PM PST
by
newgeezer
(Just my opinion, of course. Your mileage may vary. You have the right to be wrong.)
To: Palladin
I have no idea. This is just one more kook who needs to be interviewed to rule out a potential threat to individuals under USSS protection.
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posted on
11/04/2004 2:12:56 PM PST
by
tracer
(Forrest)
To: Palladin
Miami University has a Police Dept., and I gave them a phone call. But the potted-plant that answered the phone kept saying it was "free speech". I asked the plant what he would think if somewhat fantasized in a perverted way about his daughters on the the internet, and the plant said that it would still be free speech. After reminding him that it was all over the internet, plant said that he would report it to his superiors.
This calls for for faxes and e-mails.
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posted on
11/04/2004 2:15:54 PM PST
by
xJones
To: BossLady
I highly recommend therapy!I am not sure if threapy will help with hatred in the heart and a bitter spirit, but he needs to try to do something about that problem that he seems to have.
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posted on
11/04/2004 2:16:46 PM PST
by
Living Stone
(Turn right and go straight. Keep going. You'll get there.)
To: cicero's_son
Maybe he should start with Charles Krauthammer and work his way up. Krauthammer, or Andrew Sullivan. Either of those "conservatives" should suit little Steve Markley just fine.
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posted on
11/04/2004 2:19:09 PM PST
by
newgeezer
(Just my opinion, of course. Your mileage may vary. You have the right to be wrong.)
To: wvobiwan
Yup, I found that saying stupid stuff like I support a women's right, I didn't even have to say which right I was supporting, they immediately assumed right to choose. They were the easiest women to nail, with about an 85% success rate.
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posted on
11/04/2004 2:19:51 PM PST
by
weshess
(I will stop hunting when the animals agree to quit jumping in front of my gun to commit suicide)
To: newgeezer
Politely think of a full frontal wedgie.
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posted on
11/04/2004 2:21:16 PM PST
by
weshess
(I will stop hunting when the animals agree to quit jumping in front of my gun to commit suicide)
To: <1/1,000,000th%
Where are the pictures of Ann??? Probably stuck to little Stevie's bathroom wall.
In all seriousness, her pics don't belong in the same thread as little Stevie's screed.
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posted on
11/04/2004 2:22:23 PM PST
by
newgeezer
(Just my opinion, of course. Your mileage may vary. You have the right to be wrong.)
To: xJones
Well, sure. "Free speech" if you're a lib, "sexual harrassment" if you're a conservative.
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posted on
11/04/2004 2:23:14 PM PST
by
Ladysmith
(November 2, 2004: Taking America BACK!!!)
To: Alexander Nevsky
Steve Markley, if you are gay, can you really have sex with a real woman?
To: xJones
"The Miami Student, established in 1826, is the oldest college newspaper in the United States."
It is truly disgusting that such an old and established paper could publish such tripe.
I'm sorry, it's not even well written, and should have immediately been placed in the round file.
I will certainly drop a line to these benighted people.
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posted on
11/04/2004 2:24:29 PM PST
by
jocon307
(Don't let Australia down: Re-elect President Bush! (YAY! W WON!))
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