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Moby: Split America into "Northeastistan," "Pacificstan" and "Redstateistan"
So. Florida.com ^ | 11-4-04

Posted on 11/04/2004 3:55:13 PM PST by veronica

Democratic party supporter Moby wants to split America into three nations, following George W. Bush's Nov. 2 victory over Sen. John Kerry in the presidential election.

The disappointed dance star concedes President Bush received the majority of votes nationwide, after claiming vast swathes of middle America and the Deep South -- but argues California and New York should be granted independence from Bush's administration, because they voted overwhelmingly in favor of Kerry.

"America is essentially a right-wing Republican country. We might resist this fact, but it is a fact. It's not a fact in Manhattan. It's not a fact in L.A. or San Francisco... but for 100 plus million people it's a fact," he said.

"We live in a divided country. Can't we have the breakaway republics of 'North-east-istan' (north-east Us) and 'Pacific-stan' (west coast)?

"Wouldn't the red (Republican) states be happier without us? We could still travel freely and trade freely with them, but can't we just leave?

"Then you could have 3 countries: Northeastistan - Pacificstan - Redstateistan."


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To: veronica

Imagine if this freak didn't have all day long to come up with this nonsense. Granted there are quite a few left-wing morons who buy his cds which give him enough money to think up such brilliant thoughts in his spare time. If he didn't have these stooges financing him, Moby would be pouring Slurpees at a 7-11 somewhere in his hated America.


61 posted on 11/04/2004 4:10:24 PM PST by Sociopathocracy
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To: veronica; Eaker; AK2KX; Ancesthntr; archy; backhoe; Badray; t_skoz; Becki; Jack Black; ...

Actually its a lot more complicated than that. The county-by-county map shows a better picture. The map someone had up today showed INTENSITY of Red and Blue, that was good too. (Please ping me with the URL if you know that one). Interestingly only Mass. was deep blue, but there were five or six central/west states that were blood red.


62 posted on 11/04/2004 4:10:27 PM PST by Jack Black
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To: veronica
Hey Moby, stick to something you're actually knowledgable about: music.

Otherwise, STFU!!

63 posted on 11/04/2004 4:11:05 PM PST by DTogo (U.S. out of the U.N. & U.N out of the U.S.)
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To: MarkeyD

I live in Redstateistan county in the city of
Gunsmoke.


64 posted on 11/04/2004 4:11:11 PM PST by Rakkasan1 (Justice of the Piece: Hope IS on the way...)
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To: veronica

can't we just split Moby like the savages used to do in the old Tarzan flicks....with the long poles.


65 posted on 11/04/2004 4:11:33 PM PST by wardaddy (The only thing we share with collectivists and ragheads is death.)
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To: Positive
"If the left and right coasts became stand alone nations, their government, tax codes and demographics would caused them to degenerated into Mexico like countries."
Indeed, but for the sake of Western Civ military industry in California, Hanford nuclear reservation in WA, and other similar assets like Raytheon are to be specifically excluded from Northeastistan and Pacificstan. I would have hard time trusting them with this kind of stuff.
66 posted on 11/04/2004 4:11:36 PM PST by GSlob
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To: Question Liberal Authority

Brings up a good point. I assume their armed forces would amount to two tugboats and a water pistol. We could give them independence, invade, and then send the rats to gitmo.

There are after all about 45% of those folks who are decent.


67 posted on 11/04/2004 4:12:04 PM PST by SampleMan ("Yes I am drunk, very drunk. But you madam are ugly, and tomorrow morning I shall be sober." WSC)
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To: Question Liberal Authority
You already have access to the Pacific through Sandiegostan.
68 posted on 11/04/2004 4:12:08 PM PST by Francis McClobber
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To: afnamvet

OK, here we go, we divide Moby into three countries:

Knee down: Toejamistan
Knee to neck: Stenchistan
Neck up: Moronistan


69 posted on 11/04/2004 4:12:45 PM PST by John Valentine
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To: veronica

I live in Manhattan, Moby! So F You!


70 posted on 11/04/2004 4:12:49 PM PST by scottybk (Asking Americans to vote for Kerry on defense is like asking a chicken to vote for Colonel Sanders.)
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To: copycat

Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner!!


71 posted on 11/04/2004 4:13:03 PM PST by Jack Black
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To: veronica
how about a little kissmya$$istan

hey, its always possible that a "day after tomorrow" scenario can happen and the east and west coast will be under water.

then we here in ohio can have a beach! sounds pretty good!!!
okay, maybe not the whole east and west coast...north and south carolina can stay...tennessee maybe, too. you guys are pretty cool :)

72 posted on 11/04/2004 4:13:11 PM PST by KB4W ("Laura is the love of my life...." **sniffle, sniffle...sigh.***)
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To: veronica

We could split Moby into a few pieces.


73 posted on 11/04/2004 4:13:27 PM PST by Rollee (It's a great time to be alive! God bless America!)
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To: Stopislamnow

Why does he think that we would let them travel freely?


74 posted on 11/04/2004 4:13:38 PM PST by SampleMan ("Yes I am drunk, very drunk. But you madam are ugly, and tomorrow morning I shall be sober." WSC)
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To: Luddite Patent Counsel
"Mobyoscopy"

LOL!

75 posted on 11/04/2004 4:14:09 PM PST by builder (I don't want a piece of someone else's pie)
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To: veronica
You know what? I have always been an advocate of secession. But then, I'm from the South, so . . .

Anyway, still the way I feel about all this "let's split up the country" talk, I say, "Fine. If you're that willing to leave America so quickly and so easily, then you were never an American to begin with. We don't need you. So, don't let the screen door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya!"

76 posted on 11/04/2004 4:14:27 PM PST by Cooltouch
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To: Moconservative
"Bob Bechtel a democrat strategist said the southern states should secede and form their own country."

Somebody should remind Bob that it's been tried before.
77 posted on 11/04/2004 4:15:12 PM PST by Steve_Seattle
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To: veronica
"Wouldn't the red (Republican) states be happier without us? We could still travel freely and trade freely with them, but can't we just leave?

Yes. Why don't you move to Europe? France comes to mind.

78 posted on 11/04/2004 4:15:12 PM PST by lonestar (Me, too!--Weinie)
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To: veronica
In the immortal words of Robert Plant "...Moby Dick dick dick dick...!"
79 posted on 11/04/2004 4:15:15 PM PST by Senator Pardek
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To: veronica

Hey Moby, how about "Assinineia" and you could be the leader!


80 posted on 11/04/2004 4:16:58 PM PST by JaguarXKE
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