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"It's All Your Fault" Moveonplease.org: First Funny Thing National Lampoon has Written Since 1978
The National Lampoon Magazine ^
| November 3, 2004
| National Lampoon
Posted on 11/6/2004, 7:43:14 AM by Mongeaux
With Bush's crushing defeat of Kerry in last night's election, you are no doubt asking yourself, as we at MoveOnPlease have all morning: did I do enough? Where can the blame be placed? We think the answer is self-evident: the fault rests with you, the MoveOnPlease reader. We're not angry. We're calm. We're just stating the facts.
You mouth-breathing freaking idiots.
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TOPICS: Editorial; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: moveonpleaseorg; nailsitbigtime
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This is Just SO funny!
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posted on
11/6/2004, 7:43:15 AM
by
Mongeaux
To: Mongeaux
That is freaking hilarious.
To: Mongeaux
ECELLENT...and the tabs work also. Don't miss them.
To: conservative cat
It's not just me huh? read the rest of the site - it is RAZOR sharp parody. They have really gotten the tone of bitter liberals down perfectly!
Reminds me of the Thread I started on the angry anti-bush site "www.smirkingchimp.com" thursday night: "Friends, I Think it's Time To Kill Ourselves"
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posted on
11/6/2004, 7:47:51 AM
by
Mongeaux
To: Mongeaux
"And Vermont! Three electoral votes? Three? You're all freaking hippies, for God's sake! You're supposed to be spitting out babies like Pez! The staff at a Texas Walmart has a bigger headcount than you people!"
LOL!
To: Mongeaux
Gee, could someone send the DU'ers a link? This is hysterical and sure wouldn't want them to miss it.
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posted on
11/6/2004, 7:51:24 AM
by
daybreakcoming
("The American press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies!",,,,,,Baghdad Bob)
To: Neets; Darksheare; scott0347; timpad; KangarooJacqui; The Scourge of Yazid; Conspiracy Guy; ...
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posted on
11/6/2004, 7:52:35 AM
by
King Prout
("We've found more WMDs in Iraq than we've found disenfranchised blacks in Florida." - Ann Coulter)
To: Mongeaux
To: Mongeaux
Delaware! Another three votes! Thanks for coming through for Kerry, guys! But, oh, gee, wait — it turns out a candidate needs 270 votes to win. Hmm, let's just add your three votes to the Kerry pile and… carry the two… wow, how about that! It adds up to jack freaking s**t!
Oh GOLLY! I am DYING!!! HAHAHAHA!
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posted on
11/6/2004, 7:53:39 AM
by
Mongeaux
To: nopardons
I thought you might like this. It reads kind of like a Badnarick speech but it's intended to be funny.
To: Mongeaux
Reminds me of the Thread I started on the angry anti-bush site "www.smirkingchimp.com" thursday night: "Friends, I Think it's Time To Kill Ourselves"Gotta link?
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posted on
11/6/2004, 7:57:18 AM
by
GeronL
(Congratulations Bush on your re-election VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
To: King Prout
To: CWOJackson
It's absolutely crazed...but worse than that,it sounds just like DU!
To: GeronL
No they killed it by morning. I got into a poetry duel after with four members who didn't know Iambic Tetrameter well enough to keep up the contest. When they moved to Haiku's I left.
Onward She Totters
Fueled with three year old energy
The table's too low
To: Mongeaux
Onward She Totters
Fueled with three year old energy
The table's too low
I don't know what thats means but its funny. You mean you didn't save that thread??
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posted on
11/6/2004, 8:03:28 AM
by
GeronL
(Congratulations Bush on your re-election VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
To: nopardons
Thats funny but I don't think the DUpes would know its parody
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posted on
11/6/2004, 8:04:14 AM
by
GeronL
(Congratulations Bush on your re-election VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
To: daybreakcoming
I absolutely love that page
To: Texas_Jarhead
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posted on
11/6/2004, 8:04:54 AM
by
occutegirl
("She is too fond of books, and it has turned her brain." ~ Louisa May Alcott)
To: Mongeaux
At MoveOnPlease, every member has a voice in choosing our shared direction, though some voices are a little ea$ier to hear than others. Using our ActionForum software, we are able listen to your proposed issue priorities and strategies while weighing your opinion with the amount of dollars you have donated. Others will see and respond to your suggestions, and the most strongly supported ($) ideas will rise to the top. We adopt the issues that rise to the top as our campaign priorities.
This site is very funny!!!
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posted on
11/6/2004, 8:05:04 AM
by
cmurphy
To: GeronL
No I should have. I'd like the poems back. I'm not very proud of the thread I started because it was awfully cruel.
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