Quotes from CBS Anchor Dan Rather on Election Night 2004 & 2002

[Texas Songwriter]

Who is Dan Rather, and what is a CBS?

[sonofatpatcher2]

I passed through France about 40 someodd years ago and I heard one Froggie say, "Les Allemands et le Vietnamien sont passés par nous comme la merde par une oie!"

Guess Dan must have been there before me...

[NotADove]

"Yes, I believe he is an honest man."

Dan Rather's answer to Bill O'Reilly's question regarding the integrity of the Ozark Caligula.

[Fiddlstix]

Here's some good 'ol down home Texas sayings for Dan:

Dear Dan,
Yew wouldn't know how to pour piss out of a boot if th' instuctions wuz wrote on the heel fer ya.
Since Bush won yew've been actin' like yew wuz done rode hard and put up wet.
Considerin' that phony memo uv your'n yew outta be more nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full uv rockin' chairs.

Lookin' forward to your retirement

Your Truly

Fiddlstix

(Courage, Dan, Courage)

[Republic Rocker]

anybody got an audio file of all of these from election night...Larry Elder here in LA has been playing them all week and I am still laughing...would love to send some audio files to my friends....

[Starboard]

LOL!

[4woodenboats]

"He's dead, Jim. Deader than a beaver hat..."

Bones?

[4woodenboats]

Great stuff! If I could only figure out how to use this one.....

"If a frog had side pockets, he'd carry a hand gun."

[sonofatpatcher2]

Re: "Bones?"

Yes, if played by the Duke...

[kellynla]

BTTT

[pushforbush]

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