Count on it like it was signed by Lucy Ramirez!
That's what I used to do after an presumed celebration that didn't pan out. Except I learned that jackhammers work better than pick axes on champaign bottles, which that poor white trash couldn't have known.
Interesting 'quotes'. Most of them went out of style in the '50's', some of them were wrong but I guess you have to make allowances for his age. After reading them you can tell just how 'dated' Rather is. Time for him to retire.
OMG, did Rather really say that about Zogby's poll?
His brain is as curdled as a three month ole bottle of milk hidden in the back of an unplugged Frigidaire in a non-airconditioned Texas mobile-home in dog days of summer.
Rather needs to retire to his proportional-font Selectric typewriter to write his memoirs, and leave the anchor desk.
I think it's time for Dan to join Uncle Walter at the Trembling Hills Retirement Center for Broadcast Journalists!
I left my home in Staten Island and worked the last six days in N/E Penn. I worked up until 7:31Pm on election day. Then, absolutely up to here with poltics I went to my room to get some sleep. I woke up later and wanted the truth so I went to See-BS. I got the truth in the tones dannie was using with that idiot schieffer. Both of them sounded like you do when you are at a wake, talking just ouitside of where the body is. I knew we were in so I tuned in to a basketball game and waited. I don't even remember what they were talking about. I just remember the tone and that was good enough. It said all thgat needed saying.
"He's dead, Jim. Deader than a beaver hat..."
Dear Dan,
Yew wouldn't know how to pour piss out of a boot if th' instuctions wuz wrote on the heel fer ya.
Since Bush won yew've been actin' like yew wuz done rode hard and put up wet.
Considerin' that phony memo uv your'n yew outta be more nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full uv rockin' chairs.Lookin' forward to your retirement
Your Truly
Fiddlstix
(Courage, Dan, Courage)
anybody got an audio file of all of these from election night...Larry Elder here in LA has been playing them all week and I am still laughing...would love to send some audio files to my friends....
"If a frog had side pockets, he'd carry a hand gun."
BTTT