Skip to comments.Jesusland V 2.0
Posted on 11/06/2004 12:46:55 PM PST by Neoc0n
Jesusland V 2.0
Good on ya'.
Much more accurate
Wahoo...I'm in Placer County California. I get to stay in AMERICA!
I prefer calling it Canukistan but you're on the right track.
It should be called Mooreons Land.
Still don't like it. However you now have me in Jesusland in south central Michigan. You would have been more accurate if you took a tiny little bite where Detroit is and another little bit in the Marquette area.
The province of Alberta in Canada is passionately pro-American, pro-capitalism, base of the Conservative Party (official opposition to the socialist Liberals) and owns the second largest oil fields ON EARTH in oilsands. The Conservative base in Alberta include significant Christians/Evangelicals. I think Jesusland should be amended to include Alberta.
Nice one I like it!!!!
I wouldn't banish the good people of Alberta, Manitoba, Saskatchewan, and British Columbia to that kind of nation.
Sorry about that, perhaps I'll do a 3.0 version :)
Canada should have to give us Alberta in exchange for the land we are giving them. Then, we have a completely fair trade.
While you're at it lets lay claim to the majority of Canada too.
Slight problem... as West Michigan voted more for Bush than for sKerry.
I used to be until last year. Now in San Diego. We voted Red and get to stay too. (Please let map reflect this,PPLLLEEEAAASSSSEEE)
as a canadian freeper, this site make me want to leave. So many of you are painting us with the same brush. So neocon, while u r fed with this image I'm fed with the anti-canadian comment. ther alot of conservaitve up here.
A couple of other modifications: everything east of the New York state line is part of Canuckistan. Bush won very few counties in New England. Also, please keep the Michigan Upper Peninsula and the western and northern areas of the Lower Peninsula in America.
True, I would not stereotype by lumping in Canadian provinces into Jesusland, but,truth be told, Alberta is the ONLY province that is the only, I believe, 100% Conservative Party. Neither B.C., Sask, or Manitoba have the level of monopoly of Conservatives that Alberta has. Therefore, I would state again that Alberta should be a part of Jesusland. The Opposition Foreign Affairs critic (Stockwell Day) in Ottawa is Conservative and he is a highly ostracized Evangelical Christian. Christians make up almost 40% of the base in Alberta.....They are a natural ally to the Republicans even if one removes "religion" from the equation because of their economics, pro-Isaeli, etc. policies.
That one looks a little more realistic, I think.
Makes you want to leave Canada? Great! :)
Beyond that, it's just a joke :P
Ohhhhhh, quit yer cryn'! Stick around and have fun with us. We know there are good Canuckleheads up there.
see post 21
Actually, I post on this thread because I live in Alberta and we want to join Jesusland. Seriously. There is a growing seperatist movement here in the province and, quite frankly, the federal government does nothing for us.
dats better :-)
no albertans want to be apart of jesusland. Ottawa and Washington, what the difference?
Ha! You ought to live in California! Now WE get all sorts of loverly comments.
Stick around. Not to worry....everyone's just having fun.
We know that there are a lot of conservatives up there. Doing what? I don't know.:) That's exactly why if anyone's going to talk about trading land, I say I want the prairie provinces and the West Coast. That way, Alaskans won't have to struggle with the word "noncontiguous" anymore.:)
Once again, Alberta is the only pro-American province and we have the SECOND largest oil reserves on earth.... And we are considering getting out of the Canadian confederation.... and we listen to country music (only province) and have the same values as the American South.....
Oh yeah, we deserve Hawaii, too.
So both you and quebec will break off - sounds like a good solution to me!
You probably don't want the Canadian West Coasst because the largest city, Vancouver, is like San Francisco and maddeningly liberal. However, Calgary and Edmonton are in Alberta....
Come on down, friend! We'll keep the light on for ya!
It looks a lot better than the other one. That's for sure.
Let's toss Puerto Rico into the deal as well.
Oh...and, I believe, that Alberta is the only Canadian province not to endorse gay marriage, high taxes, big government.....
I live in South Florida. We have a higher population density of Canadians per square mile than you do. :)
Alberta and Quebec will leave for sure. The difference is that Alberta can stand alone but Quebec. Well, the too mess up. The probally want to join EU and dats a BIG problem.
The commissars of the People's Pineapple Republic, representing the interests of Big Unions and Big Government, might disagree.
They can merge with france
Shouldn't a large part of Western Canada be exempted from membership in the Islamic Republic?
I second that!
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