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Jesusland V 2.0
http://phil.co.il ^ | 11/6/04 | Neocon

Posted on 11/06/2004 12:46:55 PM PST by Neoc0n


Jesusland V 2.0


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bushcountry; bushvictory; canuckistan; jesusland
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I got fed up with this image, so I made a slight modification.
1 posted on 11/06/2004 12:46:56 PM PST by Neoc0n
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To: Neoc0n

Good on ya'.


2 posted on 11/06/2004 12:47:53 PM PST by randog (What the....?!)
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To: Neoc0n

Much more accurate


3 posted on 11/06/2004 12:48:15 PM PST by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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To: Neoc0n

Wahoo...I'm in Placer County California. I get to stay in AMERICA!


4 posted on 11/06/2004 12:49:36 PM PST by sierrahome (Proud member of the Geo. W. Bush Reelection Team)
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To: Neoc0n

OK, Mosesland.


5 posted on 11/06/2004 12:50:36 PM PST by dr_who_2
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To: Neoc0n

I prefer calling it Canukistan but you're on the right track.


6 posted on 11/06/2004 12:50:49 PM PST by Darkwolf377
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To: sierrahome

Me too!


7 posted on 11/06/2004 12:50:51 PM PST by afnamvet ( Jet Noise...The Sound of Freedom!)
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To: Darkwolf377

It should be called Mooreons Land.


8 posted on 11/06/2004 12:52:05 PM PST by Paladin2 (SeeBS News - We Decide, We Create, We Report - In that order! - ABC - Already Been Caught)
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To: Neoc0n

Still don't like it. However you now have me in Jesusland in south central Michigan. You would have been more accurate if you took a tiny little bite where Detroit is and another little bit in the Marquette area.


9 posted on 11/06/2004 12:52:18 PM PST by cripplecreek (John Kerry was beaten like a rented mule)
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To: sierrahome

The province of Alberta in Canada is passionately pro-American, pro-capitalism, base of the Conservative Party (official opposition to the socialist Liberals) and owns the second largest oil fields ON EARTH in oilsands. The Conservative base in Alberta include significant Christians/Evangelicals. I think Jesusland should be amended to include Alberta.


10 posted on 11/06/2004 12:53:01 PM PST by canadianally (Why is Alberta not in Jesusland?)
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To: Neoc0n

Nice one I like it!!!!


11 posted on 11/06/2004 12:53:08 PM PST by mad_as_he$$ (Never corner anything meaner than you. NSDQ, De Opresso Liber.)
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To: Neoc0n

I wouldn't banish the good people of Alberta, Manitoba, Saskatchewan, and British Columbia to that kind of nation.


12 posted on 11/06/2004 12:53:22 PM PST by WinOne4TheGipper (If you always do what you've always done, you're always going to get what you've always gotten.)
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To: cripplecreek

Sorry about that, perhaps I'll do a 3.0 version :)


13 posted on 11/06/2004 12:53:27 PM PST by Neoc0n (Neocon and proud - http://phil.co.il)
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To: Neoc0n

NICE!


14 posted on 11/06/2004 12:55:25 PM PST by Americanwolf (Message to Democratic Underground trolls and Mike Moore... You lost..... PFFFFFTTTT!!!!!)
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To: Neoc0n

Canada should have to give us Alberta in exchange for the land we are giving them. Then, we have a completely fair trade.


15 posted on 11/06/2004 12:55:27 PM PST by comebacknewt
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To: Neoc0n

While you're at it lets lay claim to the majority of Canada too.


16 posted on 11/06/2004 12:55:42 PM PST by cripplecreek (John Kerry was beaten like a rented mule)
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To: Neoc0n
Really says something about the fringes of country
17 posted on 11/06/2004 12:55:51 PM PST by TeleStraightShooter (Lurch planned to graft postVietnam policy on Iraq: Surrender and let the Syrian Baathists take over)
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To: Neoc0n

Slight problem... as West Michigan voted more for Bush than for sKerry.


18 posted on 11/06/2004 12:56:14 PM PST by grinner
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To: Paladin2

Moorefoodia


19 posted on 11/06/2004 12:56:22 PM PST by Darkwolf377
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To: sierrahome

I used to be until last year. Now in San Diego. We voted Red and get to stay too. (Please let map reflect this,PPLLLEEEAAASSSSEEE)


20 posted on 11/06/2004 12:57:11 PM PST by CAluvdubya (From the RED part of California)
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To: Neoc0n; WinOne4TheGipper; NorthOf45; drtom

as a canadian freeper, this site make me want to leave. So many of you are painting us with the same brush. So neocon, while u r fed with this image I'm fed with the anti-canadian comment. ther alot of conservaitve up here.


21 posted on 11/06/2004 12:58:18 PM PST by -=[_Super_Secret_Agent_]=-
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To: Neoc0n

A couple of other modifications: everything east of the New York state line is part of Canuckistan. Bush won very few counties in New England. Also, please keep the Michigan Upper Peninsula and the western and northern areas of the Lower Peninsula in America.


23 posted on 11/06/2004 12:59:06 PM PST by Wallace T.
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To: Neoc0n

True, I would not stereotype by lumping in Canadian provinces into Jesusland, but,truth be told, Alberta is the ONLY province that is the only, I believe, 100% Conservative Party. Neither B.C., Sask, or Manitoba have the level of monopoly of Conservatives that Alberta has. Therefore, I would state again that Alberta should be a part of Jesusland. The Opposition Foreign Affairs critic (Stockwell Day) in Ottawa is Conservative and he is a highly ostracized Evangelical Christian. Christians make up almost 40% of the base in Alberta.....They are a natural ally to the Republicans even if one removes "religion" from the equation because of their economics, pro-Isaeli, etc. policies.


24 posted on 11/06/2004 12:59:42 PM PST by canadianally (Alberta)
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To: Neoc0n

That one looks a little more realistic, I think.


25 posted on 11/06/2004 12:59:50 PM PST by SaveTheChief ("It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech." - Senator Zell Miller)
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To: -=[_Super_Secret_Agent_]=-

Makes you want to leave Canada? Great! :)

Beyond that, it's just a joke :P


26 posted on 11/06/2004 12:59:57 PM PST by Neoc0n (Neocon and proud - http://phil.co.il)
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To: -=[_Super_Secret_Agent_]=-

Ohhhhhh, quit yer cryn'! Stick around and have fun with us. We know there are good Canuckleheads up there.


27 posted on 11/06/2004 1:00:49 PM PST by broadsword (Weren't there a couple of giant Buddhist statues in Afghanistan? What happened to them?)
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To: canadianally

see post 21


28 posted on 11/06/2004 1:01:20 PM PST by -=[_Super_Secret_Agent_]=-
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To: Neoc0n
Wait a minute! Let me speak a good word for the excellent people of the Free Republic of Alberta!
29 posted on 11/06/2004 1:01:39 PM PST by Siobhan (Pray without ceasing.)
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To: broadsword

Actually, I post on this thread because I live in Alberta and we want to join Jesusland. Seriously. There is a growing seperatist movement here in the province and, quite frankly, the federal government does nothing for us.


30 posted on 11/06/2004 1:02:35 PM PST by canadianally (Alberta)
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To: Siobhan

dats better :-)


31 posted on 11/06/2004 1:02:40 PM PST by -=[_Super_Secret_Agent_]=-
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To: canadianally

no albertans want to be apart of jesusland. Ottawa and Washington, what the difference?


32 posted on 11/06/2004 1:03:39 PM PST by -=[_Super_Secret_Agent_]=-
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To: -=[_Super_Secret_Agent_]=-

Ha! You ought to live in California! Now WE get all sorts of loverly comments.

Stick around. Not to worry....everyone's just having fun.


33 posted on 11/06/2004 1:03:40 PM PST by Bradís Gramma (PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY and PRAY some more!!!)
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To: Neoc0n
Excellent! Since my county, Eldorado, voted for Bush, we deserve to live in Jesusland.

They can have Satanland, Kerryville, Hillaryberg or whatever they want to call it.
34 posted on 11/06/2004 1:04:39 PM PST by Lx (If dolphins are so smart, why do they live in igloos?)
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To: -=[_Super_Secret_Agent_]=-

We know that there are a lot of conservatives up there. Doing what? I don't know.:) That's exactly why if anyone's going to talk about trading land, I say I want the prairie provinces and the West Coast. That way, Alaskans won't have to struggle with the word "noncontiguous" anymore.:)


35 posted on 11/06/2004 1:04:51 PM PST by WinOne4TheGipper (If you always do what you've always done, you're always going to get what you've always gotten.)
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Once again, Alberta is the only pro-American province and we have the SECOND largest oil reserves on earth.... And we are considering getting out of the Canadian confederation.... and we listen to country music (only province) and have the same values as the American South.....


36 posted on 11/06/2004 1:05:28 PM PST by canadianally (Alberta)
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To: canadianally
Lived there once upon a time....

Republic of Alberta

37 posted on 11/06/2004 1:05:32 PM PST by Siobhan (Pray without ceasing.)
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To: Neoc0n

Oh yeah, we deserve Hawaii, too.


38 posted on 11/06/2004 1:06:06 PM PST by Lx (If dolphins are so smart, why do they live in igloos?)
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To: canadianally

So both you and quebec will break off - sounds like a good solution to me!


39 posted on 11/06/2004 1:06:37 PM PST by Neoc0n (Neocon and proud - http://phil.co.il)
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You probably don't want the Canadian West Coasst because the largest city, Vancouver, is like San Francisco and maddeningly liberal. However, Calgary and Edmonton are in Alberta....


40 posted on 11/06/2004 1:07:14 PM PST by canadianally (Alberta)
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To: canadianally

Come on down, friend! We'll keep the light on for ya!


41 posted on 11/06/2004 1:07:46 PM PST by broadsword (Weren't there a couple of giant Buddhist statues in Afghanistan? What happened to them?)
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To: Neoc0n

It looks a lot better than the other one. That's for sure.


42 posted on 11/06/2004 1:08:21 PM PST by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: comebacknewt

Let's toss Puerto Rico into the deal as well.


43 posted on 11/06/2004 1:08:50 PM PST by atomic_dog
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To: broadsword

Oh...and, I believe, that Alberta is the only Canadian province not to endorse gay marriage, high taxes, big government.....


44 posted on 11/06/2004 1:09:38 PM PST by canadianally (Alberta)
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as a canadian freeper, this site make me want to leave.

I live in South Florida. We have a higher population density of Canadians per square mile than you do. :)

45 posted on 11/06/2004 1:09:47 PM PST by killjoy (I'm John Kerry and I'm relieved of duty.)
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To: Neoc0n

Alberta and Quebec will leave for sure. The difference is that Alberta can stand alone but Quebec. Well, the too mess up. The probally want to join EU and dats a BIG problem.


46 posted on 11/06/2004 1:09:48 PM PST by -=[_Super_Secret_Agent_]=-
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To: Lx

The commissars of the People's Pineapple Republic, representing the interests of Big Unions and Big Government, might disagree.


47 posted on 11/06/2004 1:10:10 PM PST by Mudcat
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To: -=[_Super_Secret_Agent_]=-

They can merge with france


48 posted on 11/06/2004 1:10:45 PM PST by Neoc0n (Neocon and proud - http://phil.co.il)
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To: Neoc0n

Shouldn't a large part of Western Canada be exempted from membership in the Islamic Republic?


49 posted on 11/06/2004 1:11:33 PM PST by sitetest (Why does everyone get so uptight about toasted heretics??)
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To: Wallace T.
Also, please keep the Michigan Upper Peninsula and the western and northern areas of the Lower Peninsula in America.

I second that!

50 posted on 11/06/2004 1:11:44 PM PST by ride the whirlwind ('Do not pray for tasks equal to your powers; pray for powers equal to your tasks.')
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