Posted on 11/07/2004 2:51:22 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
What a spanking Kerry and Edwards received—eh? After the liberal media’s axis of drivel worked their butts off to belittle Bush and airbrush Kerry into a moderate messiah, the American people ended up buying neither Kerry’s career/character makeover nor the vilification of Bush.
The lunatic uber-liberal lug nuts were stunned Wednesday morning that Kerry didn’t carry this election. Yeah, it is hard to imagine Kerry and Edwards not solidly connecting with Middle America. With all the support for him from
· Has-been Jurassic rock stars,
· Gold-toothed gangsta rappers,
· Bleached-blond MTV male thugs,
· Bisexual lip-syncing tarts,
· A chunky female country singer,
· Hollywood, with its swing clubs and Hustler superstores,
· Famous people who are famous for being famous,
· Prancing and screaming gay activists,
· PETA’s naked anti-hunting and anti-beef-eating protestors who wouldn’t hurt a bird but are cool with aborting a baby,
· A Europe-lauding Wall Street billionaire,
· Blathering liberal talking pinheads,
· Rosie and her anti-traditional family ilk,
· Pro-partial-birth-abortion monsters,
-hating European and UN leaders and …
· The all-American regular guy, communist Michael “the manatee” Moore,
you’d think that Kerry and the Dim-o-crats would have grabbed Middle America’s heart, soul, mind and vote. But much to John and John’s and their left-of-reality constituency’s chagrin, the Dim-o-crats ended up more off base with their campaign than Carl Crawford on a wild pitch.
Look, I’m sure that the aforementioned Kerry cabal has a lot to say regarding …
· Buying a Bentley,
· Conducting an orgy,
· The preeminent natural herb for curbing the side effects of herpes,
· How to pick out the right stripper and midget for a ménage à trois,
· Where to get nice leather pants,
· Which silicone company produces the best butt implants,
· Where to buy Viagra by volume,
· How to drink alcohol like Otis on Mayberry RFD,
· How to juggle a wife and girlfriend(s),
· How to mousse one’s hair to stand up like Elsa Lancaster’s in The Bride of Frankenstein,
· Where to get a tattoo on your a**,
· Where to have a tattoo removed from your a**,
· Where to buy a purple velvet spandex cat suit, a good cravat, and felt booties,
· How to redistribute someone else’s wealth to pimps, whores and welfare brats,
· How to rid one’s nation of Judeo-Christian ethics and …
· How to make a mock-u-mentary film filled with complete crap about a standing war-time president.
But Americans were not looking for that 411 at this crisis time in U.S. history. Therefore, the vast majority of the American populace was not taking Kerry’s cronies’ assessment of our nation’s needs and priorities or the viability of their “new” direction seriously. And thus, we “non-progressive” common and dull old cattle gave Bush this overwhelming mandate: Carry on, Mr. President.
My ClashPoint is this: Kerry and his radical freak constituency just did not resonate with us unenlightened rabble. The majority of Americans wouldn’t trust these east of Eden caricatures to run a Ferris wheel at the local carnival, much less our nation. So what did traditional America-loving voters do? We showed up at the polls in record numbers and gave Bush the largest popular vote in U.S. history.
That’s got to hurt the hubris of the Left.
Think about it.
With the liberals’ billions of dollars spent, all the months and years invested, all the conjured-up hatred of and hard-spun misinformation regarding Bush, with the illegitimate exit polls and the self-deceived congratulatory pats on the backs, they hoped that their amoral vision for America would be bought by the majority. Instead, all of this has concluded with Bush stomping Kerry like a cockroach. That’s got to leave a mark. Yes, the cocksure Dim-o-crats’ vision for America landed them not in the White House but in the Out House, where they belong.
LOL, those beebers are STUNED!
Couldn't have said it better myself!--At least, all at one time.
I was getting ready to post this article -- LOVE Doug Giles!!
OUCH..LOL!
Kerry's obeisance to Christian-hating Hollywarped weirdos demonstrated that he would have strengthened Follywood's destructive chokehold on American culture. Kerry idiotically called foul-mouthed Whoppi Goldberg the "soul of America" and stupidly aligned himself with religious-hating Hollyood's value system.
THE HOLLYWOOD CREED
Christians are evil.
Women are to be valued only for their cleavage.
The traditional family is archaic, constricting, with no redeeming social value.
Parents that try to guide their children's choices are restrictive. Kids need to be "free".
Extreme movie violence and explicit sex for the thrill of it is good because it is profitable.
Hollywood firmly believes that 24/7 of the sexually salacious and violent TV, movies and music we produce are not harming kids and the culture.
OTOH, we also believe----with the religious fervor of Tammy Faye Baker---- that a single 15-sec commercial will compel tens of millions of Americans into thousands of stores to buy billions of dollars worth of soap, soup, breakfast cereal and cars.
Where can I get a $1,000 haircut?
This is pretty much the outline.
I convinced my "North Eastern forever voting democratic Mom"
that democrats in this race are not what she thinks they are. I have been trying to tell her this for 12 years and you put it beautifully in one post?
She voted for Bush!
What Kerry obviously overlooked is while Hollywierd stars can help sell products when it comes to selling America on a candidate for President, they will not sell a candidate to mainstream America because they are not mainstream. They are elitist in their own world with their obviously twisted ideas of what morality is.
LOL! Excellent screed, K!!
excerpt
"Dude, here’s our country!" That is what real Americans told Michael Moore, the hygienically challenged human hamburger whose Pravda-style propaganda has earned him more fans in Cannes than in all 50 states of the Union. Now he wants Hillary Clinton to challenge for the Democratic nomination in 2008. Great idea: an East Coast, liberal, feminist überbitch that might have been computer-realised by Karl Rove, to leave the Democrats with just California, Massachusetts and New Jersey. Bring her on!
Just think the votes we can get if we could get through to half of the people that are fooled by the democrats.
"How to pick out the right stripper and midget for a ménage à trois,"
Wan't that a scene from Blue Velvet? (LOL)
Still, how could 56,158,908 people (the latest NYT count for Kerry) be so stupid?
Life is good.......
The whole hip-hop(hiccup) culture is a true smokescreen. Country Western is as big as it has ever ben. Toby Keith, Gretchen Wilson and Rascal Flatts are big sellers at record stores. But as we look at the map the "Flyover zone (red states)" will always live in the shadow of the LIBLUE states!
It's all the more satisfying living here in the Seattle area....these leftist liberal whack jobs had a protest rally in Seattle against Bush and have scheduled another one on Inaguration day....They can't deal with it...They are so out of tune with reality....I love it....they look so damn funny....I laugh out loud everytime one them shows up on t.v. crying.....
It's because they are of the basically of the same ilk Doug Giles describes and are the EMOTIONAL types. They FEEL, they don't THINK or REASON things through.
. . . . is a fun read!
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