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How Republicans feel (GREAT Read From the College Front)
Tufts Daily (Tufts U.) ^ | 11/8/04 | Michael Schrimpf

Posted on 11/09/2004 8:43:45 AM PST by NorCoGOP

MEDFORD, Mass. -- Apparently, according to most of the Tufts student body, I am stupid. I am one of the 59,268,900 stupid Americans who voted for George W. Bush. Even worse, I am one of the 2,796,147 stupid Ohioans who voted for Bush. I am the person who sophomore Allie Bohm is thinking of when she says, "I can't fathom how an intelligent person can think this is good for their country."

I'm stupid for believing that the only truly fair trade is free trade. I'm stupid for not thinking that we should have extreme protectionist trade policies like we had in the late 1920s and early 1930s. I think that worked out well for us. Instead, it would make much more sense for us to artificially keep some of our businesses competitive when the goods could be produced much more economically in another country.

I'm stupid for attributing the recent loss of jobs to the evolving world economy and a president that inherited a recession instead of placing blame squarely on W's shoulders. I'm stupid for believing in the business cycle.

I'm stupid for thinking that what I earn is my money and not the government's. I'm stupid for thinking that government isn't the solution; that government is the problem.

I'm stupid for not thinking that the draft is going to be reinstituted, despite the fact that the U.S. House of Representatives voted on that very issue this year and only two congressmen voted for it. Both of those draft-supporting congressmen were Democrats.

I'm stupid for not believing that "No Child Left Behind" is under-funded despite test scores being up throughout the country. I'm stupid for not thinking that throwing more money at a problem will always solve it.

I'm stupid for feeling good about liberating an oppressed people from a ruthless dictator. I'm stupid for being proud that during the first Bush term, the world welcomed the addition of two new democracies.

I'm stupid for thinking that America should be able to take a proactive position in defending itself from another terrorist attack. I'm stupid for thinking the French wouldn't trade Paris in order to save New York. I'm stupid for putting the protection of America ahead of forming a close friendship with Chirac.

I'm stupid for voting for a former alcoholic. Apparently, I forgot that the Democrats have a monopoly on second chances and that all Republicans are heartless.

I'm stupid for believing in the entire Bill of Rights. Including the Second Amendment.

Worst of all, I'm stupid for basing some of my vote on morality. I'm stupid for thinking that two men shouldn't be able to marry each other, despite their obvious anatomical similarities.

I am even more stupid for mistaking those 10 fingers and those 10 toes and that reoccurring heartbeat coming from that "thing" inside a pregnant woman's womb as a human life. I'm also stupid for finding it hypocritical that someone charged with murdering a pregnant woman can be charged with two homicides even though there was only "one" life taken.

I'm stupid for believing that a man can have conviction and that conviction can be a good thing.

I'm stupid for laughing at Dan Rather as he stubbornly refused to call Ohio for Bush. I'm stupid for enjoying the look on Chris Matthews' face as he realized what was happening as the night grew later.

If I weren't so stupid, I'd want to move to Canada so I could enjoy their low taxes and robust universal health care system. Perhaps I can still hope that the Democrats will create a government program that will help make me not so stupid.

Stupidest of all is my real reason for voting for Bush: He was the only candidate stupider than I am.


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1 posted on 11/09/2004 8:43:45 AM PST by NorCoGOP
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To: NorCoGOP; EdReform; TBarnett34; leftyontheright; albertp; TexasTaysor; IDontLikeToPayTaxes; ...

FTCF PING


2 posted on 11/09/2004 8:44:03 AM PST by NorCoGOP (Kerry/Edwards 2004 - The Gang that couldn't spin straight!)
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To: NorCoGOP

Don't post articles that are so hard for us to understand.


3 posted on 11/09/2004 8:45:36 AM PST by johniegrad
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To: NorCoGOP
If I weren't so stupid, I'd want to move to Canada so I could enjoy their low taxes and robust universal health care system

As long as you don't mind waiting 4 years for a heart bypass operation.

4 posted on 11/09/2004 8:46:12 AM PST by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: NorCoGOP

Good article.

My name is Nascardude. And I am a stupid American


5 posted on 11/09/2004 8:47:30 AM PST by Nascardude
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To: NorCoGOP

If this is what the left calls stupid, than I am a complete idiot.


6 posted on 11/09/2004 8:50:23 AM PST by RushCrush (Iowa is BUSH COUNTRY!)
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To: NorCoGOP

What a good article!


7 posted on 11/09/2004 8:54:01 AM PST by Old Grumpy
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To: Puppage

My father, who lives in Canada, says taxes are much higher. Fed fed up with long waits to see a medical specialist, he now pays out of pocket to have checkups at the Mayo Clinic in Minnesota. Of course, not many people in Canada can afford to do that...


8 posted on 11/09/2004 8:55:49 AM PST by somerville
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To: NorCoGOP

Terrific! If being honest, patriotic, moral people who are grounded in reality is equal to being stupid, sign me up!


9 posted on 11/09/2004 8:58:58 AM PST by TChris (You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.)
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To: NorCoGOP

Great article, and well-stated reasons for voting for President Bush.


10 posted on 11/09/2004 8:58:59 AM PST by alwaysconservative (This election was a repudiation of the Bush-haters. Get over it.)
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To: NorCoGOP

We might be stupid . . . BUT WE'RE AHEAD OF THEM. (Still gloating after 6 days and at my age too . . . incredible.)


11 posted on 11/09/2004 9:11:55 AM PST by NaughtiusMaximus (Hey liberals!! Peel your stupid bumperstickers! He lost! BwaaaaaHaaaHaaa!!)
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To: NorCoGOP

Then I must have mental capacity of warm tapioca... I'm stupid and proud!!!


12 posted on 11/09/2004 9:18:06 AM PST by skikvt
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To: NorCoGOP

We should all be this stupid.


13 posted on 11/09/2004 9:21:23 AM PST by Right Wing Professor
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To: Nascardude

I too am stupid.


14 posted on 11/09/2004 9:21:27 AM PST by petercooper (Kerry voters -- How can 56,249,863 people be so DUMB?)
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To: NorCoGOP

15 posted on 11/09/2004 9:23:14 AM PST by skikvt
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To: Nascardude

Hi Nascardude!


16 posted on 11/09/2004 9:23:30 AM PST by wack-m and stack-m (DONE AND DONE!)
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To: NorCoGOP
"I can't fathom how an intelligent person can think this is good for their country."

Ultimately this betrays the opposition's mindset - and it isn't flattering. They freelty admit that they don't have the range and clarity of thinking to even consider that someone disagree with them.

No good comes from this kind of self-reflexive, self absorbed, and needlessly limiting thinking. Indeed, when they say things like this, it really demonstrates their lack of thinking ability, rather than anyone else's.

17 posted on 11/09/2004 9:25:59 AM PST by HitmanLV (I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.)
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To: NorCoGOP

Wow: this poor slob must be the lone voice in the wilderness up there in Jumbo-land.


18 posted on 11/09/2004 9:30:21 AM PST by Hemingway's Ghost (Spirit of '75)
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To: NorCoGOP

If upholding the moral and social values of this country and voting for the right man for the job makes me stupid, So Be It

If the elitist media out there thinks that ideas versus rhetoric is stupid.....STFU and let the grownups talk


19 posted on 11/09/2004 9:36:41 AM PST by Leofl (Damn Proud to be an American)
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To: Puppage

I believe it was said with vast amounts of scarsim.


20 posted on 11/09/2004 10:34:14 AM PST by processing please hold (All I ever need to know about Islam, I learned on 9-11)
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