Laura Bush: The Leader of America's Desperate Housewives

The Simon ^ | November 8, 2004 | Colin Lingle

[kayak]

"and for all these reasons ... her truth, her beauty ... "

Someone has been hitting the raisins just a wee bit too hard.

[Brad’s Gramma]

Oh! You mean THIS Laura? :-)

[CalRepublican]

(Mrs. Heinz Kerry, are you trying to seduce me?) Boy, the graduate would have been one creepy movie with her in it. Of course, for all these reasons – her truth, her beauty, her intention to continue giving away hundreds of millions of dollars of her own money – Teresa Kerry had to be stopped. Her money? I must have missed where she picked up a billion dollars on her paper route. The attack dogs of the so-called liberal media stuck close, pounced when she spoke her mind, and subjected her to the same double standard her husband was enduring elsewhere. This is why you heard so much about her thoughts on why the children of south Florida could go naked, and why there was so much talk of her enthusiasm of soaking raisins in gin. There are a lot of really dumb post-election articles out there, but this one takes the cake.

[Brad’s Gramma]

THIS ONE???? :-)

[RightField]

Yeah, we might have to get an extra hard drive to keep all the goodies backed up and catalogued for use in 2008.

[Alia]

The liberals who write columns like these are in pursuit of the Perpetual Fountain of Youth. They wish to be young forever. But any scriptwriter can tell ya, ya just gotta have the straight guy, in order for the gag to be played out. Without conservatives, liberals have "nothing".

[Desdemona]

This guy would not know an appealing lady of she bit him on the backside.

[Netizen]

Why do they assume that conservatives watch that kind of crap? Just because they do?

[Carolinamom]

This writer has spent too much time watching TV. Life is not a sit-com. Laura Bush is a real woman; Terazzha Kerry is defined by the money her late husband earned.

[BigWaveBetty]

Where Laura was taut, Teresa was loose and leonine. Laura’s smile was eerily constant throughout the campaign. Teresa squinted, grimaced, and blinked long, slow, thoughtful blinks before responding to a question about whether she had always wanted to be First Lady.

Too many gin soaked raisins I suspect.

And then she answered truthfully.

Ah, Lingle is not only a liberal writer and non elite, he's a lie detector machine too!

[BamaAndy]

That's great! I laughed out loud! (I had one peek into my office to ask what I was doing).

[BigWaveBetty]

Men of substance appreciate women with class.

[BigWaveBetty]

This guy would not know an appealing lady of she bit him on the backside.

One look at GWB's eyes tells us he knows an appealing lady when he sees one.

In contrast, here we see a shot of the Kerry family at a rally. Teresa has slipped/fallen/stumbled (due to intoxication no doubt) right in front of Kerry and he doesn't even notice.

[vaudine]

He gained in every category except the ignorant and the academically brainwashed.

vaudine

[texson66]

"Teresa, on the other hand, struck men of a certain generation – okay, let’s face it, several generations – as an exquisitely appealing figure.....(Mrs. Heinz Kerry, are you trying to seduce me?)"

PLEASE! What a dog.

Hey that's an insult to us dogs!

[Howlin]

Much better. :-)