[ConservativeStatement]

Mama T? Laura? Mama T? Laura? "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't..."

[Morgan's Raider]

These theocracy/slaveocracy meltdown articles are gonna be fun to wave back in the faces of these idiots in four years. It'll marginalize them even more.

[Mister Baredog]

My my, the high and mighty speak, guess we should all just see the wisdom of their insight.

LOSER ALERT!

[Howlin]

So Karl Rove, in what must surely be the greatest magic trick of all time, did indeed pull four million evangelicals out of his hat.

Much as the liberals and the press would like that to be true, the numbers just don't add up; evangelicals voted in the same numbers they did in 2000.

Bush won and got that big number by increasing his voters across the board; even the DLC says Bush gained votes in every single category except high school dropouts and post-graduate school voters.

[MNJohnnie]

Ever think that the people watching Desperate are millions of frustrated males living out vicariously via TV their sexual fantasy that their Kerry style loserdom prevent them from achieving in real life?

Guy should rename himself the Simpleton rather then The Simon.

[Cutterjohnmhb]

Bwaaahahahaha,

[Darkwolf377]

Yeah, theocracy, blah blah...

Do these people actually think we give a damn about what they believe? We have our own lives to worry about, we're not wasting time trying to force them to believe anything. As with the crybabies who are talking about leaving the country, the message is very simple: WE DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK!

[JSteff]

"Teresa, on the other hand, struck men of a certain generation – okay, let’s face it, several generations – as an exquisitely appealing figure.....(Mrs. Heinz Kerry, are you trying to seduce me?)"

PLEASE! What a dog.

[kezekiel]

Of course, for all these reasons – her truth, her beauty, her intention to continue giving away hundreds of millions of dollars of her own money – Teresa Kerry had to be stopped.

Oh Lord, let the Kool Aid drinking delusions continue... you can't beat it for entertainment, and it just makes things look even better for 2006 and beyond.

[goldstategop]

You mean like the hit TV show? Oh puhleeaze! There's nothing wrong in being a wife and mother. Its just like libs not being able to let go of their alternative lifestyles fetish.

[montag813]

Laura Bush is just SO much more than Teresa Heinz. They really just don't get it. America's women do.

[CalRepublican]

(Mrs. Heinz Kerry, are you trying to seduce me?) Boy, the graduate would have been one creepy movie with her in it. Of course, for all these reasons – her truth, her beauty, her intention to continue giving away hundreds of millions of dollars of her own money – Teresa Kerry had to be stopped. Her money? I must have missed where she picked up a billion dollars on her paper route. The attack dogs of the so-called liberal media stuck close, pounced when she spoke her mind, and subjected her to the same double standard her husband was enduring elsewhere. This is why you heard so much about her thoughts on why the children of south Florida could go naked, and why there was so much talk of her enthusiasm of soaking raisins in gin. There are a lot of really dumb post-election articles out there, but this one takes the cake.

[Alia]

The liberals who write columns like these are in pursuit of the Perpetual Fountain of Youth. They wish to be young forever. But any scriptwriter can tell ya, ya just gotta have the straight guy, in order for the gag to be played out. Without conservatives, liberals have "nothing".

[Desdemona]

This guy would not know an appealing lady of she bit him on the backside.

[Netizen]

Why do they assume that conservatives watch that kind of crap? Just because they do?

[BigWaveBetty]

Where Laura was taut, Teresa was loose and leonine. Laura’s smile was eerily constant throughout the campaign. Teresa squinted, grimaced, and blinked long, slow, thoughtful blinks before responding to a question about whether she had always wanted to be First Lady.

Too many gin soaked raisins I suspect.

And then she answered truthfully.

Ah, Lingle is not only a liberal writer and non elite, he's a lie detector machine too!

[BamaAndy]

That's great! I laughed out loud! (I had one peek into my office to ask what I was doing).