Posted on 11/13/2004 6:06:53 PM PST by Willie Green
Oh my gosh!!! What memories does that picture conjure up!! Thank you! I may have to cough up the $30 for that.
You'd have loved my high school English teacher.
She marinated herself in "Cotillion".
We had an "open school" [as in no walls/rooms] and you could smell the cloying reek of that stuff from 4 classes away.
I had to start bringing a box of Sine-Off every day.
I always thought Tabu was a stinking skanky cheap ho' smell.
Cotillion! I forgot all about that one! I had a friend that used to wear it. Is it Avon?
Maybe that teacher didn't have a very good sense of smell. Another perfume that people put on too heavily is "Obsession". I hate that stuff!! My mother hated Jovan Musk.
Hey, that's a neat site. I added it to my favorites list.
One less bottle of perfume to be assaulted with while shopping in the mall.
Guess they'll have to go to work in the anthracite mines.
What do you ladies think of "White Shoulders"?
Try Wal-Mart, that's where we get my spouse's refills....
I think it was Avon.
Then she must've been blind too because she trowelled on
the pancake makeup, lipstick and eyebrow pencil.
Word had it that she was "a beauty queen" in her youth but in her 50s, she sorta looked like Joan Crawford.
I used to buy my mom perfumes that didn't gag me in hope that she would give up the ones that did.
Didn't work....LOL!
ROTFL
I always liked it but never wore it. As I recall, it always came in pretty bottles, too.
Oh man....."White Shoulders".
That was my *other* English teacher.
She put it on with a paint roller.
[maybe it's just English teachers]...:))
Look in his sock drawer.
Do I get to be the first to say "It's Bush's fault."?
How "moripunned."
Ya'll are crackin' me up. I've seen people trowel on the make-up, too. Tammy Faye Baker comes to mind.
There is an older woman that picks her grandkids up at my kids school. She is slender and pretty but waaaay too old for those micro shorts and very tight stretch pants. She hikes those britches up so far that it leaves little to the imagination, if you know what I mean. Not very attractive at any age and really ugly on a 75 year old woman.
Formaldehyde is ant juice and ambergris is whale sperm (semen?)
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