[G.Mason]

"Drat! First a venison thread, then apple pie. Who's gonna get me my vanilla ice cream? It really sucks living alone in Assachusetts."

Hey ... don't feel bad.

I put a half a jigger of rum in it and the wife said it stunk.

You come down here, I'll buy the vanilla ice cream to go with it, and we'll eat the whole darn thing ourselves, all the while sobbing hysterically over our impending loss of Brokaw. ;)

[samadams2000]

You mean he "steps off his box" on dec 1. People dont really know that he is 5'2 and sits on pillows when he talks. That says it all. Pretend to be what your not. Say the opposite of the truth.