Posted on 11/15/2004 11:00:29 AM PST by Dog
Breaking...
People might be confused by all the excellent life saving techniques for saving suicidal Arabs. So I thought I would list some and offer some sensible alternatives.
1. Urinating on the victim.
An excellent idea, but in some cultures being pisst on is a sign of direspect. (unless you are a camel)
2. Pouring another flammable liquid on him to counteract the gasoline.
Unlike acids, 2 wrongs don't make a right. he would only burn faster.
3. Cover the entire idiot with dirt.
This would certainly put out the fire, but may interfere with breathing. But what the heck.
4. Fireman's Axe.
Very effective way of gaining access to firey buildings, but when applied to insane muslims only makes a mess of smaller flaming peices.
5. Water.
Water is a valuable commodity in the middle east and should only be used to put out Islamo-fascist dictators or terrorist leaders prior to execution
Now for the more reasonable options.
1. Gently drap the future corpse with a heavy canvas and jump up and down on him. Invite several fat friends and secret service agents to help you. When the canvas turns red, you are all set.
2. Some pigs are large enough to be gutted and used to contain a burning arab. Simply place the nut inside the pig and bury it.
3. Take several long sticks and sharpen the ends. Open a bag of Marshmallows and gently place one on the sharpened end of each stick. Hold the marshy over the kook until golden brown. If he begins to burn out (carefully!) add fire accelerant.
There you go kiddies, and remember always ask for your parents help prior to any activities that involve whack jobs like todays nut-of-the-day.
Second hand smoke...the suffering! Makes me CRY!
Gosh I never thought about the poor enviro-victims. You forgot to mention MTBE.
The jokes on him, because he paid the taxes on the gas that goes into the war on terror.
'Fraid I don't like you that much
Immolation is the sincerest form of flattery
Good point...via the money he paid for that gas, he supports al Qaeda and Bush's illegal, imperialistic, unilateral invasion of Iraq to steal their oil for Halliburton, as well as contributing to the destruction of the environment!
You are on sick b*stard!! Thanks, I saved that one, haven't laughed that hard in ages!
God Bless, best wishes!
I appreciate the thought. Thanks :)
Self-inflicted Holy Suifire Sacrifices To Allahu Fubaru At WH Gates Not Funny Says Jorge BTTT!!! lol
Sorry. I remember watching the Buddhists monks who lit themselves on fire to protest the Vietnam war. It was horrific to watch. Nothing funny about it all.
Laughing at something like this is warped.
Thanks! You are obviously a nice person to care so much for my feelings.
You are mistaken about one thing though, you suggest I am like this scum-bag. He is not a human being you see. he is a parasite.
And yes, I love it. This guy is nothing to me. The same trash like this slam planes into buildings and strap explosives to themselves and blow up buses full of people.
People like YOU who cannot seperate or understand the difference between the enemy and us don't deserve the freedom this country guarantees.
So take your opinion and stuff it, I am sick of you people.
Can I get an AMEN?!?!?
So you decide who is or isn't a human being? Who made you God?
Of course I understand your need to dehumanize this man to minimize the evil of your hyena like laughter at his suffering.
And yes, I love it. This guy is nothing to me. The same trash like this slam planes into buildings and strap explosives to themselves and blow up buses full of people.
PROVE that this guy did any of the above things that you accuse him of. YOU CAN'T.
You are desperately grabbing at straws now.
People like YOU who cannot separate or understand the difference between the enemy and us don't deserve the freedom this country guarantees.
I understand that it is warped to make jokes, laugh at and mock the suffering of other human beings.
So take your opinion and stuff it, I am sick of you people.
No doubt.
Oh, brother....you're only encouraging this insane inward and outward destruction of Lunatic Muhammadanism.
I hope he heals and repents, because if not, we'll probably be starting another thread all over again - sheesh.
destruction, inspired of
/fix
X42, Beelzeflubba, said it coulkd be "very soothing".
Not only that, the miscreant may have been part of some endangerede feces..
Either you're for us or against us Jorge.
What team you want to play for?
I am not God. He is choosing to kill himself, thus rejecting the gift of life and denying his humanity.
There is no need to minimize my evil hyena like laughter. I am glad you understand though, you sheep herder.
I never actually suggested he was in the planes you moron. I said the SAME TRASH. Learn the language.
Grabbing at straws? Yeah, right. You are the one playing defence here, moron, not me. You would be the one grasping at camel hair.
Where was your sorrow at hearing of the WTC attack I wonder. Are you even American?
I think not.
So kiss it, and kiss off. You are obviously an uneducated anti-american retard.
Oh no, more name calling, shame on me!
Jorge es un buen juevo...hasta la manana mis amigos.
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