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  • Woman pleads not guilty in penis slicing

    02/03/2012 2:07:14 PM PST · by Oldeconomybuyer · 83 replies
    Orange County Register (CA) ^ | February 3, 2012 | By VIK JOLLY
    SANTA ANA – A Garden Grove woman Friday pleaded not guilty to charges in an indictment of torture and mayhem in the cutting off of a man's penis. An Orange County grand jury has indicted Kieu on one felony count each of torture and aggravated mayhem, plus a sentencing enhancement for the personal use of a knife to commit a crime. Kieu was living with the 60-year-old man July 11 when the couple argued over the possibility of a friend staying at their residence on a future date, prosecutors said. She then served him dinner and waited until he became...
  • Murder suspect hides gun in rectum

    01/14/2012 9:20:53 AM PST · by KeyLargo · 53 replies
    wistv.com ^ | Jan 13, 2012
    Murder suspect hides gun in rectum Posted: Jan 13, 2012 11:53 AM CST Updated: Jan 13, 2012 2:53 PM CST JACKSONVILLE, NC (WECT/WITN) – A man wanted for first degree murder in the Atlanta area was arrested in Onslow County. Deputies in Onslow County say the man hid a large handgun in a body cavity. According to the sheriff's office, Trooper Scott Merritt spotted Michael Ward driving more than 90 mph on Highway 17. He and another trooper from Duplin County worked together to stop Ward. Highway Patrol told WITN Ward rolled up his windows and locked his car when...
  • Bay Area man gets stuck in baby swing at park for nine hours

    10/25/2011 3:48:09 PM PDT · by DemforBush · 21 replies
    LA Times ^ | 11/25/11 | n/a
    Some bets just shouldn't be made. Just ask a 21-year-old Vallejo man who made a $100 bet with his friends that he could fit into a baby swing at a local park. The San Francisco Chronicle reports that the unidentified man -– who should be thanking police for not releasing his name –- lubed himself up with liquid laundry detergent and jammed himself into the kiddie swing's leg holes about 9 p.m. Friday. But he got stuck, his legs swelled and he couldn't get out...
  • Video Shows Gaddafi Alive, Then Dead (Warning Graphic)

    10/21/2011 9:23:10 AM PDT · by Freepmanchew · 15 replies
    Chicoer Gate ^ | 10/21/11 | Chuck Wolk
    The final end of Libya's Colonel Muammar Gaddafi. While you do not see Gaddafi assassinated, you do see him still alive in the first video. He is even fending off his captors who have him. Then near the end of the video, you will hear gunshots. In the second video you will see that Gadaffi is dead, and hear the rebels celebrate by shooting their weapons in the air. They also show his now lifeless body. So be warned, because both videos are graphic and could be very disturbing to see. Follow this link to see Gaddafi's End
  • 16-pound newborn hits it big with birth record

    07/11/2011 6:45:43 AM PDT · by markomalley · 26 replies
    The latest addition to Michael Brown and Janet Johnson’s family is too big for his britches — literally. When the Longview woman went into Good Shepherd Medical Center for a scheduled Cesarean section on Friday morning, she knew she was going to give birth to a big baby. She just had no idea how big. When her son, JaMichael Brown, was born at 9:05 a.m., he weighed 16 pounds, 1 ounce — about 4 pounds more than doctors predicted. The baby is the largest born at Good Shepherd Medical Center. Hospital officials believe he may be the largest baby ever...
  • Man shoots self accidently after hearing fireworks

    06/26/2011 5:09:33 PM PDT · by csvset · 4 replies
    Daily Herald ^ | 24 june 2011 | Staff
    A shooting call in Roanoke Rapids Thursday night turned out to be accidentally self-inflicted, authorities said. Capt. Andy Jackson, head of investigations for the Roanoke Rapids Police Department, said at 10:43 p.m. Thursday, police responded to the 100 block of Madison Street in reference to a victim who had been shot. “When officers arrived, the victim said he was shot walking down the back alley between Madison and Monroe Street by an unknown subject he hadn’t seen,” Jackson said. Det. Corey Dixon was called to the scene to investigate, Jackson said, and after looking into the shooting, Dixon was able...
  • Cops: Troy man fires gun after finding another man in bed with wife

    06/13/2011 4:27:27 PM PDT · by Mountain Bike Vomit Carnage · 85 replies
    Ongo ^ | 6-9-2011
    A Troy man is accused of firing a gunshot at a man he found in bed with his wife early Wednesday, af­ter the woman met the stranger on a late-night bike ride, po­lice said. Troy po­lice say the 30-year-old moth­er of five chil­dren, ages 1-14, went for a bike ride at 4 a.m. Wednesday. She met a 30-year-old man walking down the street and invited the man back to her house for sex, reports said. The man agreed, and they fell asleep af­terward, po­lice said. The husband returned at 5 a.m. and discovered the stranger in his bed, accord­ing to...
  • The Last Thing That Went Through bin Laden's Mind

    05/11/2011 4:33:58 PM PDT · by RightOnline · 29 replies
    My twisted mind | 5/11/11 | RightOnline
    This, ladies and gentlemen, was the last thing to go through Osama bin Laden's mind before he died:
  • Most nurses don't use recommended intramuscular injection site despite potential risks

    05/09/2011 6:35:49 AM PDT · by decimon · 20 replies
    Wiley-Blackwell ^ | May 9, 2011 | Unknown
    Buttock site still most popular despite known potential for sciatic nerve injurySeven out of ten hospital nurses who took part in a Canadian study used the dorsogluteal (DG) buttock site to administer intramuscular injections - despite the potential risks of sciatic nerve injury - with only 14% using the ventrogluteal (VG) hip site recommended by the nursing literature. The research, published in the May issue of the Journal of Advanced Nursing, found that younger, newer nurses were significantly more likely to follow the latest VG site advice than their older, experienced colleagues. It also discovered that more than one in...
  • I shot myself in the hand (a little graphic)

    03/17/2011 5:30:40 PM PDT · by smokingfrog · 90 replies
    Georgia Outdoor News ^ | 03-15-2011 | FFJCook
    Ok boys let the bashing begin. I was at home the other day and I had just gotten a new revolver the previous day. trying to get a feel or the gun and get used to it. Ok to start with I was unfamiliar with gun hence the reason for getting used to it. i opened the cylinder and dumped the bullets and shut the cylinder. two mistakes i made i did not count the bullets that came out and i did not clear the cylinder. That is my stupidity, that is a mistake i will live with for the...
  • Driver Lucky To Be Alive After Impalement

    03/09/2011 8:21:33 PM PST · by smokingfrog · 12 replies
    kcci.com ^ | 9 March 2011 | unattributed
    DES MOINES, Iowa -- A man who was out driving during the worst part of a winter storm late Tuesday night is lucky to be alive. Police said his pickup truck veered off Interstate 35 just north of Huxley. A metal post from a road sign or fence impaled the driver. It's not unusual for a pickup to end up in a ditch on a snowy night, but Trooper Tyson Underwood was shocked by what he saw when he flashed his light inside. "Once I arrived on scene, I did notice a fence post impaled in the man from the...
  • SF May Ban Infant Circumcision

    02/22/2011 3:07:48 PM PST · by Lmo56 · 54 replies
    NBC Bay Area ^ | 2/22/11 | Matt Baume
    Self-described "civil rights advocates" say that a ballot proposition to ban circumcision is on track for gathering signatures, meaning that San Franciscans may vote on the measure this November. The proposed law is being spearheaded by local resident Lloyd Schofield, according to the San Francisco Examiner. It's part of a national push to end the procedure, which some say is steeped in tradition but poses risks and has little medical benefit. The American Academy of Pediatrics and the American Medical Association do not recommend routine circumcision. Getting on the ballot is the easy part -- only about 7,000 signatures are...
  • Castration Helps Reindeer Handle Climate Change

    01/27/2011 12:34:44 PM PST · by XHogPilot · 60 replies
    Newser ^ | 27 Jan 2010 | Kevin Spak
    The indigenous Sami peoples in the Arctic have found a way to help reindeer survive the ravages of climate change—but we’re guessing the deer don’t like it too much. Fluctuating temperatures have been a challenge for the reindeer, because melting snow often refreezes and forms ice over the pastures they feed on. Sami researchers have found that castrating male reindeer allows them to more easily break the ice, in part because they keep their antlers later into winter. It also makes the males more likely to share their food with calves that would otherwise starve to death. “To make herds...
  • German man castrates teenage daughter's 57-year-old boyfriend

    12/13/2010 5:20:28 AM PST · by markomalley · 206 replies
    The Telegraph ^ | 12/13/2010 | Allan Hall
    An enraged father who disapproved of his daughter's older boyfriend went to his home and castrated him with a bread knife. Helmut Seifert, 47, an ethnic German originally from Russia, was enraged when he heard his 17-year-old daughter was having a relationship with Phillip Genscher, 57. He went to police in the town of Bielefeld where he lives but officers said they were powerless to intervene. "The man then recruited two work colleagues at his factory and then went to the house of the victim," said police. "The man was forced to remove his trousers and, fully conscious, he was...
  • Sex-Offending Teacher Asks for Castration

    12/05/2010 8:16:41 AM PST · by null and void · 30 replies
    NBC ^ | 12:27 PM EST, Fri, Dec 3, 2010 | BOB CONNORS
    A teacher convicted of sexually assaulting one of his students had an odd request for the judge at his sentencing Thursday. Adam Friedman, 46, offered to be castrated in an effort to avoid prison time. Friedman was an instructor at the Arts at the Capitol Theater magnet school in Willimantic when he was arrested in December 2008. Prosecutors say Friedman had a sexual relationship with a 15-year-old girl between July and November 2008. The assaults took place at motels in Columbia and Manchester, and at the girl's grandparents' home in Hebron. He plead guilty to second-degree sexual assault, risk of...
  • Suspected kidnapper shot 16 times in Mexico

    09/30/2010 8:54:06 AM PDT · by BenLurkin · 10 replies
    high desert news / ap ^ | September 29, 2010 1:35 PM | no byline
    San Bernardino County prosecutors have dropped charges against a man charged with kidnapping a 3-year-old boy after the suspect was shot to death in Mexico. Liberato Vega and another man were accused of taking the child during a home-invasion robbery last year in unincorporated south San Bernardino. The boy was later found in Mexicali, Mexico. Vega, who’s 31, was shot 16 times during a January gun battle with Mexican federal police that authorities say may have been drug-related. County prosecutor Bob Bulloch said it was difficult to confirm the death and the case wasn’t dropped until Sept. 8.
  • Tattooed woman 'told to put bag over head by Jobcentre'

    09/23/2010 9:59:39 PM PDT · by Free ThinkerNY · 100 replies
    telegraph.co.uk ^ | Sept. 23, 2010
    A woman with 30 tattoos claims she was told to "put a bag over her head" when she went for a job interview. Hayley O'Neil, 23, - who also has 20 body piercings - says was also advised to "stand behind a wall" when she asked a job centre official what post she could apply for. She eventually left the Job centre plus centre in Blackburn Lancs in tear without any interviewers lined up after the advisor concluded: "Who would hire you looking like that?" Miss O'Neil, who got her first tattoo from her mother as an 18th birthday present...
  • Unready in Alaska

    09/04/2010 9:49:32 PM PDT · by pissant · 5 replies
    Politico ^ | 9/4/10 | Ben Smith
    The NRSC sends over this passage from an interview with Alaska Democratic Senate candidate Scott McAdams: In the interview with RealClearPolitics, [McAdams] demonstrated an unwillingness to answer some of the most basic policy questions that have permeated the national debate in recent months. Asked if he would have voted for national health care reform, McAdams paused for a full 10 seconds before replying, "Let's see. One moment please." Another 15 seconds of silence came next, before McAdams finally asked to hear the reporter's next question.
  • NH teen who zapped nipples during shop class sues

    08/31/2010 11:15:56 AM PDT · by Wolfie · 110 replies
    AP ^ | 8/31/2010
    <p>DOVER, N.H. — A New Hampshire high school student shocked so severely in shop class that his heart stopped beating is suing his teacher, the school district and the city of Dover.</p> <p>Kyle Dubois and his parents claim teacher Thomas Kelley did not warn Dubois and other students of the dangers of the electrical demonstration cords in their electrical trades class.</p>
  • Caption this Photo

    08/24/2010 3:02:03 PM PDT · by ConservativeStatement · 63 replies
    Reuters ^ | August 22, 2010
    Spanish banderillero Pedro Muriel is gored by a bull during a bullfight
  • Long Island man loses arm while lighting fireworks

    07/03/2010 5:52:37 PM PDT · by ConservativeStatement · 44 replies
    WABC-TV ^ | July 3, 2010
    ISLIP TERRACE, New York (WABC) -- Police say a Suffolk County man is in the hospital after losing his arm while trying to light fireworks. The incident happened in Islip Terrace on Long Island. Police say 36-year-old Eric Smith was leaning over to light a firework, but was unable to get out of the way in time when the mortar blew off his left arm. Family members, who were there for a July 4th celebration, quickly grabbed the arm and put it in a cooler.
  • Man accidentally shoots self in testicles

    06/01/2010 2:36:43 PM PDT · by AngelesCrestHighway · 98 replies · 1,951+ views
    KOMONews.com ^ | 05/31/10 | KOMO Staff
    LYNNWOOD, Wash. -- A man was shot in the testicles Sunday afternoon after a gun in his waistband accidentally discharged, police said. The man was shopping at the Lowe's hardware store in Lynnwood around 12:30 p.m. when the gun went off, said Shannon Sessions with Lynnwood police.
  • Surgeon 'cut off patient's testicle by mistake'

    04/21/2010 6:41:36 PM PDT · by DogByte6RER · 31 replies · 891+ views
    The Daily Mal ^ | April 20, 2010 | Daily Mail Reporter
    Surgeon 'cut off patient's testicle by mistake' A patient lost a testicle during an operation after the surgeon accidentally cut it off, the medical watchdog was told today. Dr Sulieman Al Hourani was only supposed to cut out a cyst on the patient's right testis, but instead he 'mistakenly' removed the whole testicle, the General Medical Council (GMC) heard. Dr Al Hourani, who worked as a locum surgeon at Fairfield General Hospital in Bury, Greater Manchester, is accused of misconduct over the error and faces further charges of injecting himself with a drug meant for a patient and stealing tablets....
  • US doctor takes live ammo from soldier's head

    04/10/2010 5:46:17 AM PDT · by decimon · 8 replies · 662+ views
    Associated Press ^ | Apr 9, 2010 | PAULINE JELINEK
    WASHINGTON – A U.S. military doctor removed a live round of ammunition from the head of an Afghan soldier in an unusual and harrowing surgery. Doctors say a 14.5 millimeter unexploded round — more than 2 inches long — was removed from the scalp of an Afghan National Army soldier at the Bagram Air Field hospital last month.
  • Man Undergoes Emergency Surgery for 21-Day Erection

    03/06/2010 12:41:29 AM PST · by The Magical Mischief Tour · 54 replies · 2,396+ views
    Myfoxmemphis.com ^ | 03/05/2010 | Myfoxmemphis.com
    (The Sun) - Surgeons saved a man's life after a three week erection nearly killed him, The Sun reported Wednesday. The businessman, 55, was forced to undergo an emergency operation after his problem persisted for a staggering 21 days. Doctors at a hospital in Kolkata, India, eventually performed the surgery to put the middle-aged man out of his misery. But although the hour-long operation was successful, it rendered the man impotent. Doctor Avishek Mukherjee said: "It was very late when the man sought treatment. "The treatment has to be sought within six hours, otherwise it could even lead to death,...
  • Caption: Charred underwear with explosive packet

    12/29/2009 12:02:56 PM PST · by NormsRevenge · 68 replies · 2,717+ views
    AFP on Yahoo ^ | 12/29/09 | AFP
    This image provided by ABC NEWS shows charred underwear with explosive packet, a six-inch long packet of the high explosive chemical called PETN that was smuggled onto the Northwest Airlines Flight 253 by 23-year-old Nigerian suspect Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab. (AFP/ABCNews-HO)
  • Ouch! My snowblower bit me...

    12/20/2009 12:39:13 PM PST · by big truck · 201 replies · 4,014+ views
    12.20.09 | Big Truck
    Word to the wise: do NOT stick your hand down the shute of a snowblower to clear an ice jam if the auger is still spinning. I let go of the hand control and thought the auger has stopped. Three broken fingers and two to-the-bone lacerations on my middle finger on my right hand have taught me this lesson today. The ER nurses and docs were very impressed. No work, no driving, great pain meds, lots of antibiotics, and seeing a hand surgeon tomorrow. Dumb, dumb, dumb...
  • 2 women reach plea deals in gluing of Wis. lover

    12/15/2009 7:49:18 AM PST · by JoeProBono · 28 replies · 1,276+ views
    hosted ^ | Dec 14 2009
    CHILTON, Wis. (AP) -- Two Wisconsin women accused of seeking revenge on a cheating lover by gluing his penis to his stomach have reached plea deals. Forty-eight-year-old Therese Ziemann, of Menasha, was accused of doing the actual gluing.
  • Urinating tourist attacked by crocodile in Mexico

    09/30/2009 8:13:44 PM PDT · by Saije · 36 replies · 3,132+ views
    Daily Mail ^ | 9/30/2009 | Staff
    A U.S. tourist got more then he bargained for when he was attacked by a crocodile while attempting to answer the call of nature in the Mexican resort of Cancun this week. According to Mexican police 20-year-old Andrew Dales, from Dallas in Texas, confessed that he had been on a mission to relieve himself at the edge of the local Nicupté lagoon , in the popular tourist resort of Cancun, when the crocodile suddenly snapped at him. He suffered ‘multiple bite wounds’ to his leg and neck and was also left with a head injury after the reptile knocked him...
  • Al Qaeda Bombers Learn from Drug Smugglers

    09/29/2009 8:34:51 AM PDT · by MissesBush · 61 replies · 2,434+ views
    CBS News ^ | 09/29/09
    Security officials are concerned over a tactic newly employed by al Qaeda. Sheila MacVicar reports suicide bombers are now storing explosives inside their bodies in order to avoid detection. Suicide bomber Abdullah Asieri, avoided detection by two sets of airport security and palace security by smuggling a pound of high explosives, plus a detonator in his rectum. Inside a Saudi palace, the scene was the bloody aftermath of an al Qaeda attack in August aimed at killing Prince Mohammed Bin Nayef, head of Saudi Arabia's counter terrorism operations. To get his bomb into this room, Abdullah Asieri, one of Saudi...
  • Police: Man doused with gasoline, burned (after fight over beer, cigarettes, money)

    09/27/2009 1:38:18 PM PDT · by Chet 99 · 5 replies · 539+ views
    September 27, 2009 Police: Man doused with gasoline, burned By JULIE MURPHY Staff Writer DAYTONA BEACH -- A man suffered severe burns to his face, chest and hands during a fight over beer, cigarettes and money Saturday afternoon. He had to be airlifted to the Orlando Regional Medical Center Saturday for treatment of his injuries, officials said. Dean Allen Fultz, 47, was transported first to Halifax Health Medical Center shortly after 3 p.m. with "serious burns," said EVAC Ambulance spokesman Mark O'Keefe. Fultz was airlifted to Orlando about 30 minutes later, Daytona Beach police Chief Mike Chitwood said. Fultz was...
  • Woman Trying To Smash Penny Hit By Train

    09/19/2009 4:39:51 AM PDT · by kingattax · 42 replies · 1,428+ views
    WCPO ^ | 9-18-09 | Neil Relyea
    A woman trying to smash a penny on the tracks was hit by a train Thursday night. Emergency crews rushed to the scene at River Road and Idaho Street in Sedamsville just after 8 p.m. They say the woman in her 20s suffered a minor head injury and was walking around when crews arrived. She was taken to the hospital for observation.
  • Only A Man Would Try This

    09/17/2009 10:16:27 AM PDT · by Lurkina.n.Learnin · 16 replies · 1,275+ views
    Digital Journal ^ | Debra Myers
    Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse- sized tazer. The effects of the tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....?? WAY TOO COOL!
  • Zebra at petting zoo bites off girl's finger

    09/13/2009 1:40:53 PM PDT · by Chet 99 · 41 replies · 1,636+ views
    06:21 PM EDT on Friday, September 11, 2009 By NATALIE DICK / NewsChannel 36 E-mail Natalie: NDick@WCNC.com MAIDEN, N.C. -- A Catawba County girl is recovering after a bizarre incident at a local petting zoo, and now her mother worries other kids could be hurt, too. Animal Control is investigating and they've asked the State Department of Agriculture to get involved. Nine-year-old Elizabeth Ross has always loved animals but she'll never think about them in quite the same way after what happened to her at Buffalo Beal's Animal Park in Maiden on Labor Day. The soft spoken fourth-grader was hand...
  • VIDEO: First Lady Michelle Obama Hits Head Boarding Air Force One

    08/29/2009 6:09:05 AM PDT · by ianschwartz · 97 replies · 3,374+ views
    Real Clear Politics ^ | August 29, 2009 | Real Clear Politics
    First Lady Michelle Obama hits her head while boarding a smaller version of Air Force One.
  • Man accidentally shoots himself in road-rage incident

    08/28/2009 6:17:03 PM PDT · by Wardenclyffe · 14 replies · 1,337+ views
    Buffalo News ^ | August 27, 2009 | Gene Warner
    A road-rage incident late Wednesday night in Lancaster led to a scuffle that ended when one of the combatants pulled out a gun and accidentally shot himself in the leg, Lancaster police said today. Detectives believe the incident started at about 10:30 p.m., when someone reportedly cut someone else off in traffic on Ransom Road. A chase ensued, involving two individuals on motorcycles and one in another vehicle. A short distance away on Ransom, at least one of the motorcyclists and the motorist confronted each other, and the motorist pulled out a gun. "The one male points the gun at...
  • Speedo-wearing thief bit by police dog

    08/23/2009 8:11:02 AM PDT · by george76 · 12 replies · 1,307+ views
    A robbery suspect wearing only a Speedo-style swimsuit was arrested in East Hartford after a police dog tracked him down and bit him on the leg. Police say Tran tried to steal several vehicles, and also took items from them. The 18-year-old Tran allegedly told police he'd been drinking heavily and smoking marijuana.
  • 'Hero' Greek Woman Sets Fire to Drunken Briton's Genitals (Sambucco Fire on Attempted Rapist)

    08/06/2009 9:09:44 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 31 replies · 5,835+ views
    The Telegraph ^ | 06 Aug 2009 | Paul Anast
    A 26-year old Greek woman has become an overnight national hero after setting fire to the genitals of a 23-year old drunken Briton who allegedly tried to sexually assault her in a crowded bar. The unidentified woman from the fiercely proud island of Crete won herself even more praise by doing the right legal thing – turning herself over to police and the courts to be put on trial for what she claimed was her "right to self-defence". She will face a magistrate on Friday to see if the case will go to court. She is currently facing an investigating...
  • Tunisian Woman Pregnant With 12 Babies Eclipses Nadia Suleman's Octuplets

    08/17/2009 7:43:37 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 20 replies · 1,273+ views
    The Telegraph ^ | 17 Aug 2009 | Aislinn Simpson
    A Tunisian woman is reported to be about to eclipse the octuplets of the American mother Nadia Suleman after becoming pregnant with 12 babies.The unnamed teacher and her husband are said to be ecstatic about the pregnancy, which was achieved with fertility treatment after they suffered two miscarriages. They are expecting six boys and six girls and the woman is thought to be as much as nine months' pregnant. But fertility experts have condemned the news, alleging the doctors who treated the couple are "irresponsible" and risking the health and lives of the mother and her babies. It is not...
  • Woman Sets Fire to Man's Genitals

    08/08/2009 3:50:56 PM PDT · by Bushwacker777 · 39 replies · 1,324+ views
    MyFox NY ^ | August 7 | Lily Fu
    <p>"A Greek woman set fire to a British man's genitals at a club after he allegedly made sexual advances on her.</p>
  • Man pulls out 13 of his own teeth with pliers 'because he couldn't find an NHS dentist

    08/07/2009 12:14:59 PM PDT · by Red Badger · 35 replies · 2,920+ views
    www.dailymail.co.uk ^ | 02-06-2009 | Staff
    A former soldier pulled his own teeth out with a pair of pliers because he could not find a dentist to take on NHS patients. Iraq War veteran Ian Boynton could not afford to go private for treatment so instead took the drastic action to remove 13 of his teeth that were giving him severe pain. The 42-year-old, from Beverley, East Yorkshire, had not had his teeth looked at since seeing the army dentist in 2003. He had not been registered with a dentist of his own since 2001.
  • Man falls from West Oakland building trying to rappel to his apartment window

    08/06/2009 12:36:28 PM PDT · by SmithL · 27 replies · 1,014+ views
    Oakland Tribune ^ | 8/6/9 | Bay Area News Group
    OAKLAND — A man apparently locked out of his West Oakland apartment was seriously hurt when he tried to rappel down the roof of the building into a back window and fell four stories, fire officials said. Fire fighters responded to calls of the man's fall around 1:40 a.m. today in the 700 block of Peralta Street, across from the Main Oakland Post Office. The man, whose age was not immediately known, apparently lived in the building and had been locked out of his apartment, officials said. He went to the roof and rigged an orange electrical extension cord, which...
  • Queens woman pours boiling water on cheating husband's crotch

    07/28/2009 8:20:28 PM PDT · by Chet 99 · 48 replies · 1,795+ views
    Enraged at being two-timed, a Queens woman poured boiling water on her unfaithful husband's groin as he slept Monday, police said. In a twisted act of revenge, Oyinda Ojofeitimi, 67, a registered nurse, carried out the crotch-scalding attack to ensure her spouse stopped cheating, cops said. "She was hurt and angry that after all this time married, he was stepping out on her," a police source said. "She wanted to shut down that possibility forever because he had treated her with such contempt." The painful wakeup call left Emmanuel Ojofeitimi, also a nurse, screaming in the bedroom of the couple's...
  • Report: Michael Jackson's Prosthetic Nose Is Missing

    07/24/2009 10:16:15 AM PDT · by Responsibility2nd · 77 replies · 24,044+ views
    Fox News ^ | 07/24/2009
    <p>Michael Jackson wore a prosthetic nose, according a report — and it was missing from his surgically mangled face as he lay in an LA morgue.</p> <p>Left behind was a small, dark hole surrounded by bits of cartilage, Rolling Stone magazine said, citing witnesses who saw the King of Pop's body on the autopsy table.</p>
  • Airline Passenger Stung by Scorpion During Flight

    07/20/2009 3:34:56 PM PDT · by Kartographer · 5 replies · 736+ views
    AP/FoxNews ^ | 7/20/09
    Forty-four-year-old Douglas Herbstsommer of Gilbert, Ariz., wasn't seriously injured Sunday when he was stung by a venomous Arizona bark scorpion while going through his luggage.
  • Horse found with brand cut out of hide

    07/13/2009 4:05:41 AM PDT · by decimon · 12 replies · 514+ views
    Associated Press ^ | July 10, 2009 | Unknown
    A domestic horse found loose in Nevada with the brand cut out of its hide is drawing outrage from equine advocates concerned about the growing number of horses abandoned in the wild.
  • Woman sitting on toilet accidentally shot in leg

    07/11/2009 12:09:33 AM PDT · by Chet 99 · 25 replies · 1,211+ views
    TAMPA, Fla. (AP) — Authorities said a bullet from a gun that was accidentally dropped injured a Tampa woman sitting in a bathroom stall. Police said the bullet hit 53-year-old Janifer Bliss in the lower left leg. She was taken to a hospital with minor injuries. Bliss was sitting on the toilet in a hotel bathroom when a woman in the next stall accidentally let her handgun slip out of her waist holster. The weapon discharged when it hit the ground.
  • Man uses nail clippers in DIY circumcision (those crazy Brits)

    06/30/2009 2:33:47 PM PDT · by Kimmers · 52 replies · 1,452+ views
    telegraph UK ^ | June 30, 2009
    A man who gave himself a DIY circumcision using nail clippers was taken to hospital for emergency treatment. Published: 9:00AM BST 30 Jun 2009 Nail clippers: 'This is something we would advise men never to attempt,' a medic said The young man had to be rushed to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire. The wound was disinfected to cleanse it before he was given a bed in an observation ward. "This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic said, "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual...
  • Hillary Clinton fractures elbow in fall

    06/18/2009 5:40:55 AM PDT · by Reagan69 · 63 replies · 2,465+ views
    Yahoo ^ | 06/18/09 | Yahoo News
    WASHINGTON – Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton fractured her right elbow during a fall Wednesday, her chief of staff said. Clinton was on her way to the White House when she fell and injured her elbow, chief of staff Cheryl Mills said in a statement released late Wednesday.
  • Egyptian man cuts off his own penis after family won't let him marry lower class girl

    06/01/2009 3:37:44 AM PDT · by csvset · 58 replies · 1,983+ views
    Daily Press ^ | May 31, 2009 | SARAH EL DEEB
    CAIRO (AP) — A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own penis to spite his family after he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower class family, police reported Sunday. After unsuccessfully petitioning his father for two years to marry the girl, the man heated up a knife and sliced off his reproductive organ, said a police official. The young man came from a prominent family in the southern Egyptian province of Qena, one of Egypt's poorest and most conservative areas that is also home to the famed ancient Egyptian ruins of Luxor. The man was rushed...